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mmmm, hello m'laddy, i hear you're having trouble finding...a girlfriend?
*looks at you knowingly over the rim of her glasses*
I have standards I'm a virgin not a blind man
>>28951672
Would you be so kind as to offer some assistence?
queen of boobs, plz save our souls
>theyre for comfort dumb boy
BAAAAAAAAARPPPPARPP--pp--ppsssssst
>>28951712
>BAAAAAAAAARPPPPARPP--pp--ppsssssst
The fuck is this supposed to be?
>>28951732
Why the fuck are there so many summer fags on here all the sudden.
What's your excuse for no girlf today?
For me it's too far away to do anything
>>28951638
She keeps leaving me for sexual relationships because I'm too far away to visit her.
I feel useless.
We can't be together bc she live in Canada so ha
that is one beta txt op
>tfw she asks you to talk to her like a seven year old during sex
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeee normieeas
>she COMMANDS you to bark and beg like a dog
My cock is dripping like a faucet
>tfw your girlfriend wants daddy/daughter roleplay even though she was raped by her dad
Even if a pawn becomes a king, it is still merely a playing piece.
And I control the game.
>>28951577
What's that about king prawns?
>>28951619
Don't mock me, roach!
>and jews control the game
Fixed.
I met my gf in college this semester, we've been dating a few months now. Unfortunately, she lives 12+ hours away from me, and I'll probably only be able to visit her once this summer. How do I survive until August? I think both of us really like each other and this is each of ours' first relationship, so I don't want this to end prematurely if we're gonna be able to see eachother on a daily basis in a few months. I was able to convince her to get some steam games so we can do more than just talk, but she's only played console games her whole life and I only play fpses.
Tl;dr : How do I best preserve a long distance relationship?
wrong board retard
reltionshit goes in >>>/adv/
>>28951518
She will be getting dick and/or pussy on the DL. Just accept it and know that no other college age Western man, chad or not, is immune to this female behavior. For college age liberal females, the world is a commune where everyone shares bodies. But men have to willingly put themselves under lock and key for the sake of their women.
>>28951561
Wew lad.
She's never even held hands before, let alone kiss. She prays the rosary with her family. She has almost no friends and spends most of the day inside listening to music and playing video games. If you ever want a gf senpai, don't assume all women are evil. Lots are, but not all.
who here /Maki/?
maki maki give me the faki
>>28951504
>maki
>straight
well meme'd my friend
>>28951504
> liking slut live
Simply posting here is proof that you are not a robit
i bought a pass retard
not if you use legacy captcha, dumb cunt
>>28951500
cuck
>>28951515
tard
>that feel when even normies can't get jobs
>that feel when a robot will have no chance
https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/why-i-gave-up-looking-work-chris-worth
>>28951395
Everyone can get a job nigger, you just need to focus your autism the right way.
I slept at my Mcdonalds job for a while, so I could work 16 hour shifts.
Got manager, put it on my resume, moved along.
Just put life on hold for work, and don't be a bitch.
>>28951426
No one wants to hire someone who hasn't worked in years.
>>28951442
Someone will my bruh, even if you may be, as I was, working for minimum wage with a degree.
Have you even chacked craigslist and the other places for shitty jobs?
>tfw you will never have a huge tumblr whale to top you
why even live
I unironically want this even though I am not a chubby chaser, I have never had a girlfriend and just want to feel like a person for once.
It's not great. And they're mental.
I think it may be the reason I am even live
>be me
>cute girl approaches me
>she's 5'2 or something , light blue eyes, long darker blonde hair, thin
>same book club as me
>"a-anon, d-do-do y-you like m-me?"
>try to be polite about it
>"No, I'm sorry"
>"W-why..?"
>"Please leave me alone"
>"A-are you sure...?"
>"YES JUST LEAVE ME ALONE ALREADY"
>she looks very intimidated and backs off
WHY ARE NORMIES SO PUSHY AND INSISTENT? DON'T THEY UNDERSTAND?
Anyway, do you guys have any similar experiences?
>>28951328
>book club
Gayyyy
>>28951328
>Similar experience
>Qt likes me
Fuck off normie scum
>>28951347
Maybe not QTs. Maybe not even girls.
Who /normie/
>implying you can stop me >:^)
>>28951304
Ree normie norm
Reeeee
Be gone
Reeeeee xd
Mormon out
>>28951325
Fucking autocorrect
NORMIES OUT
Mormons too
>tfw some qt girl who dumped you years ago and made you cry grew up into an ugly feminist
feels good to know you dodged a bullet
I think it was less that you dodged a bullet and more that she got shot.
Do you fantasize about her turning out like this was because of her experiences with you?
>Be desperate
>Date fat girl for a while
>Sex is horrible
>Break it up because LDR
>Fast forward four years
>She gained more weight and is a tumblr feminist
Why haven't you apologized yet?
>>28951210
he wuz a gud boi, he wuz lookin out for his familee
Would you have jumped down into the gorilla cage and walk the kid safely to the zookeepers so they wouldnt kill the Gorilla?
Dindu nuttin!
>Hey there, handsome, I've seen you staring at me the whole night. You probably though I wouldn't notice, but I did! Why don't we go somewhere a little more private?
>>28951167
>Wheelie tranny qt.
Be my katawa shoujo gf pls.
>>28951167
It was at this moment he knew he fucked up
>People don't talk like this.
