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What makes someone a "normie"?
Western games
being mainstream -
not having an authentic opinion, but doing what other do
Stupid questions like this.
Reminder that mixed race pussy is MADE for white Chad cock
...Just like all other women
yeah and?
Why don't you just tell us what type of responses you'd like us to post so we can just make this all go away really fast.
fuck off kikeadhbfdanjdsa
>>28951131
m-m-m-MOM?!
She's ignored my text from a month ago and I haven't seen her since. We have 3 more classes until the end of this semester and she sits next to me. I didn't bother texting her because she just ignored me. I plan to ignore her throughout summer break but I feel like that wouldn't even bother her. I'm just an extra in her life, unnecessary. She doesn't care whether I talk to her or not because she has so many other people to talk to, including other male friends. I on the other hand haven't made a single friend, other than her. These last three classes are going to be so fucking awkward what do I do.
Take the risk and tell her you are a robot and that you would like to spend time with her. You don't have much to lose.
>>28951115
I don't want to spend time with someone who has been ignoring me for the past month, with someone to whom I mean so little.
Not a true robot yet myself, although I am slowly but surely falling down the spiral... These fall outs just happen and she may not even realise that, just give it a shot, you don't lose anything. Just remember that people in the real world think differently. If you truly don't want to spend the time with her, why ever bother posting about it? I don't know her, I don't know you, do what you deem right and I wish you good luck no matter which decision you make.
I am beginning to notice, as of late, and as I begin to venture outside for greater lengths of time, that there is a preponderance of above average women in relationships with downright ugly guys, and I cannot comprehend how this is even possible.
How are these hideous men able to muster up the courage and confidence to speak to these women, and why do the women accept them as partners? I know for a fact that these men aren't rich either, so how is the average robot who is probably better looking so far worse off?
Because they're mentally well adjusted and have confidence.
Let's be real here, the average robot's problem isn't physical attractiveness (not that we look good), the problem is that we don't have good social skills and our confidence is next to zero.
>>28951044
Alpha fucks, beta bucks ;)absolutely not original
Because you are piece of self loathing trash. You would rather complain about your circumstances rather than trying to improve them. At the end of the day it's your fault and no one else's, your unwillingness to admit that and improve is what makes you so unattractive.
how do you accept that you wont ever find a gf?
By shitting up this quiet corner of the Internet.
>>28951004
You don't unless you're a total defeatist pussy. Really all you need to do to get a woman to sleep with you is be persistent. Robots just need to try harder and bully women into having sex with them like most men do.
>>28951004
By posting on r9k.
>drunk normies
Why can normies not handle alcohol without turning into retards? I can control myself when drunk.
Clearly you're not having enough alcohol. Besides, try being at a party where everyone is intoxicated on both alcohol and drugs while you're the only sober one there.
>>28950888
Not OP, but I can drink to the point of puking up and passing out and if I'm around other people I still don't say or do much.
If I'm alone I sometimes end up crying, hurting myself, or screaming, but around other people I always keep a tight lit on it. And that still applies with most drugs.
>>28950808
Placebo+attention seeking=obnoxious cunts
Why haven't you turned to the one true masterrace for salvation yet, robots? All the cuteness and grace of a girlfriend, minus the cruelty, and all of the relatability and coolness of a tranny, minus the crazy. Don't throw the "but it's gay" excuse at me, it's femininity, are you attracted to femininity or would you fuck a bulldyke? You don't have to touch the dick and balls if you don't want to. What could be better than a partner you can hang out with like your lil bro but also cuddle up with under the duvet and kiss and gently stroke their soft hair and skin while they cling to you for warmth? And thanks to antiandrogens, the newest generation of femboys are lasting longer and longer without losing their qt looks. If you're not at least considering it, you should probably re-evaluate just how much you think you want a partner. I would never describe myself as gay in a million years but, having now experimented in this area for over two years, I can confidently say it's like all the best bits of having a girlfriend, without the bullshit.
I know some of you will take more talking round than that but what's your stance to date? Even if you don't want to do anal necessarily, you want a cute fem romantic partner to dote on and do fun stuff with, right?
>>28950801
Put your trip back, red.
>femboys
You're a tranny, you take hormones and shit you're not a feminine boy ffs.
>>28950801
>minus the cruelty
that's not an advantage for me
>>28950833
I don't even know who the person in the pic is, I snatched it from /lgbt/. Let me know if you know more info.
Who else /chubby/ here?
Do girls like us?
short answer: no
long answer: nope
>>28950759
Short answer: yes
Long answer: yeah
Yes I like chubby
>tfw I am extremely happy because I just saw a hot young blonde girl
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>.... who was in a wheelchair
That makes it better famalama
>tfw I am extremely happy because I just saw a hot young blonde jew
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>.... who was resurrected on Easter
>>28950707
>tfw no cripple gf
why live
Hey boiz, Should i buy Doom or order pizza
Doom familia
>>28950686
niether
doom is for fedoras and nostalgia fegs
order pizza
>>28950686
Neck yourself cunt
greentext your last 24 hours
>be me
originali comment
>>28950536
>study moon runes
>play dark souls 3
>study moon runes
>weed the backyard
>play dark souls 3
>study moon runes
>sleep
>>28950536
>wake up
>work
>work
>eat
>work
>watch GoT 1 episode
>watch porn for an hour
>sleep
Yep, living the dream.
own up to it , r9k
>>28950401
What language is this?
Pepoorginnallo
>>28950401
Roasties love the humble-brag.
>>28950401
The fact that I can't walk to the shop without seeing a skimpy fatass woman in shorts and have them strut in sight is disgusting.
Daily thread about autistic virgins on /r9k/!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=J4jJRhHJYlg
>>28950397
Kill yourself you fat sack of shit. It must be real funny laughing about other people from behind your little computer sceen in your dimly lit room while you are surrounded by soda and cum tissues.
Think again, if I ever see you in real life I wont hesitate to hurt you. Wont hesitate to torture you. Wont hesitate to kill you.
You better think twice before posting your stupid little posts into this world, the world called /r9k/. We don't like your kind and you're not welcome here.
You have been warned.
>>28950461
ou feel like punching me in the face? bring it on you faggot. I know multiple fighting styles, and I also carry a switchblade with me at all times. Something fucking tells me that you'd be better off keeping your arms down at your sides. If you can't fucking put "cause" and "effect" together in that pathetic brain of yours, I'll help you out here. You'll be standing face to face with me, and let me fucking tell you, it'll already be too fucking late to back down at that point. You might decide "well shit, I might as well stay true to my word and throw a fucking punch". This is where you will go wrong. I hope you don't have a job that requires two fucking hands, because you're going to be missing one after I'm done with you. I'll casually divert your fist off to the side, as you suddenly realize you may have gotten yourself into something you can't back up. You'll try to regroup and pull your arm back, but that wont be easy when I jab my spear-pointed Benchmade switchblade straight through the bone in your forearm, and proceed to rip your entire fucking forearm and hand off in one quick pull. At this point, you'll probably spend 2 seconds in shock. I say 2 seconds, because thats the amount of time you'll have before I reverse the knife in my hand, and uppercut it straight through your throat. You'll spend your last few seconds gurgling blood, and wondering where you went wrong. After that, I'll be forced to take care of any witnesses who happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. Nothing a few quick choke slams can't fix, followed by a nice gentle slice across the jugular with the Benchmade.
Now, motherfucker, you sure you want to go through with that punch?
>still making fun of acne-kun
he seems alright to me.
kill yourself op
>mods are making fun of that guy who samefags his own thread with differing opinions to get interest going again
Do you think mods and jannies can see every post you make? That would be weird.
>>28950296
They can, posts are IP tagged.
It also doesn't take an idiot to see if a thread is made from 1 IP that only posts that once, and then another one takes over.
They're authorized to do whatever it takes to catch ban evaders so it's no big surprise.
>>28950320
I hope they don't have a list of post you make on all boards. But it honestly wouldn't suprise me.
What's the easiest wagecuck job
Burger Ar'tist
>>28950134
The judge at my disability hearing said I could still be a janitor. Rather be a neet than do that tho.
Warehouse slave
Forklift driver, truck driver....
