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>Bee 20
>Spend more than 40 hours a week gaymin
>Grill is not interested in gaymin but is more than happy to watch
>Can't really talk about the hobby I spend so much of my life doing and it really bothers me
Has R9K dated a gaymer grill? What was it like?
>>28955273
>Has R9K dated
Im gonna stop you right there.
If anyone has ever dated, they need to get the fuck off my board pronto.
do you think basing your identity around video games is a good idea
do you think any girl basing her identity around video games is good idea
think of all the girls you see online who say that they do so
think of how they act and what they actually do it for
money, validation, attention
now think of a girl like that in your life
>>28955310
> I like to act like the R9K meme I saw on Facebook
>>28955354
Allow me to reiterate Has anyone dated someone with gaming as a major hobby or part of their life? Does it make conversing better or the relationship boring as a whole?
What if the mods are normalfags?
>/r9k/
>mods
7359
>>28955259
They have banned me almost 100 times in the past year, and they let me send them ban appeals where I basically insult them in long angry paragraphs. Normalfags or not, they like giving me chances.
>>28955449
>having to appeal bans
Just plug and unplug the router
if boards were people, who would you avoid irl?
for me its /o/, /sp/ and everything anime related
/o/ /fit/ /soc/ /trv/ /x/ /b/ /pol/
>>28955168
/cgl/ /mlp/ /co/ /trv/ /b/ although i browse /a/ anime fans are awful, and post 2014 /r9k/. Probably /toy/ because wtf manchildren.
/pol/ /k/ /soc/ anime-related
Alright, it's time this started being brought up. I hardly see it talked about.
"Certain people" (women) are getting ever-increasing outlandish expectations for their partner.
A chick sees a photo of a guy fist-pumping while lifting his wife up during the wedding, goes "Wow I want that!", shares the pic on Facebook and goes "My man better be this excited to marry me!"
She sees an article written by some Cosmopolitan dingus that lists "50 Traits You Should Look For In A Romantic Partner". She shares the goddamn thing and adds it to her list of wants and needs.
You see where this is going. Basically, social media is making it infinitely easier for girls' expectations to quickly balloon to impossible to fulfill. And if you bring this up? "You just ain't worthy of her then!"
These expectations lead to fast breakups, or in this depraved culture, cucking the guy because she'll convince herself he wasn't satisfying her list of 300+ things she needs in a man.
Good luck out there guys...
>good luck out there
No need, I'm comfy inside.
>>28955081
>Good luck out there
The only way to win this rigged game is to stop playing it
i am a good looking manbaby who makes 60k/year and still lives with mommy.
got myself gf and fuck tinder whores on the reg
only ever pay for myself on dates
if i am not fucking some bitch i am playing roguelikes (very autistic rpgs) or get drunk with my best friend
checkmate women lol
http://www.orgasmicguy.com/most-intense-male-masturbation-technique-3-tickling-the-frenulum/
Has anyone ever tried this masturbation technique? Stimulating only the frenulum.
It feels really good but I haven't been able to cum from it.
It feels extremely intense at your first few tries. Just make sure you have time trying it. Keep edging and focus on the feels or a good fantasy on your head. I'd say keep edging with this technique for 20 minutes at least, then slowly cum. It will feel extremely good.
Source: I do it from time to time whenever I'm alone.
I have no frenulum because it was destroyed when I was strapped down and raped with a knife when I was a baby.
>>28955072
>mfw frenulum breve
can you honestly say you never wanted to be a ninja
>>28955057
>be in ninja training camp
>have to do cardio
No thanks f.a.m
>>28955057
Yes I can. I'm not a weeaboo faggot
I don't think I ever did. I just remember wanting to be dumb shit when I was little like a game designer or an actor or a rock star or Sonic the Hedgehog.
Reminder that by acting beta you're enabling women to thrive in their horrid ways
>ITT discussion about women and their disgusting nature
>inb4 fembots
Not really. There is no "beta bux" or safety net. So we just enable the first part and they are left wondering about the part that's supposed to come after.
>>28955010
>implying you can't pretend you're going to settle with her and then ditch her after 3~5 fucks
>>28955040
Beta boys and their orbiting ways enable women to act like attention whores
All that attention boosts their egos beyond reason
Would you even be a good friend/bf?
I'm not sure what that means.
I wouldn't cheat on her.
I don't know what I would do with her, though.
Do you take them for walks or something?
I have no idea.
No. I'm boring and get angry easily.
>>28954996
Nah I'm boring, clingy and can get annoying. I wouldn't hurt anyone but maybe just annoy them but I try not to
Gonna pay a visit to a prostitute soon. Anything I should know for my first time? Never did it before.
I've read some reviews on her and apparently she's "alright".
Yeah. Don't do it.
Condoms don't protect you from stds.
>>28955012
I don't care. I heard she's clean anyway.
Besides, even if I get an STD, well, it's not like I'm ever gonna get a real gf that I could transmit it to.
>>28954990
they can be very good at making things not awkward
not sure what else to say
Does anyone else remember a time when none of us gave a shit about gf's because we knew women were trash? Or when we would post GBP stories and have daily women hate threads.
This board feels like a subreddit. Hell,more than half the people here aren't even 20. This has become a shitty board with nothing but feel posters,tripfaggots and women lookin for attention. I remember when we use to doxx those whores that came here.
I really do hate this place now. Ever since they brought back the robot,it gave us unwanted publicity that lead to this place getting flooded.
>>28954903
i feel you, man.
24 year old robot here. i've been mostly posting on /m/ these days. /r9k/ has changed. too many normies. too many roastie enablers. it isn't what it used to be.
>>28954988
I know. There was always a normalfag scare on this board, but it has become an actual reality now. Sucks.
board sucks since that shooting happened
Why do people like him again???
>>28954843
idk I like a couple of his vids. Like dis one
He can be kinda funny occasionally. I get kinda fatigued by rant youtubers though.
>i give le best opinions while in character xd le voice of reason!
I remember what I thought was funny when I was 13
youtube is mostly 13 year olds
I can't figure out how to eat with a fork and a knife.
I fucking hate myself. Why do I have be such a fucking retard at everything?
I don't know anon, you tell me
I know that feel. Just gotta force it bro, until you've got it. It's usually easier than you think.
I didn't really know how to "use" a knife properly until I was maybe 16. Didn't know how to even tie my fucking shoelaces until 18. I don't know how this shit happens but it seems some of us are just coddled too much and never learn basic things until late.
>>28954828
>>28954886
Seriously, what were your parents doing?
Post your beta stories, I'll start:
>Be me last night
>The only friend I have is a girl
>She has a boyfriend
>I ask if she wants to hang out, she says yes
>Drive 45 mins to get to her house
>Decide to go out in the city
>Drive an hour from her house to the city
>Go to a restaurant
>She talks about her boyfriend
>Finish eating, I pay for everything (she didn't even offer to contribute)
>Decide to go to a casino
>Playing blackjack
>She lost pretty quickly, watched me play
>I won a lot of money, gave her what she lost with my winnings
>Pay for parking
>Drive her home
>Awkwardly hug her outside of her house
>Drive home feeling sorry for myself
>Wake up this morning
>Can't stop thinking about her
>Won't message her first, don't want to seem beta
>>28954826
how much do you like her? do you have a crush on her?
>>28954868
I don't even know anymore
(fucking spam filter)
>>28954826
>Won't message her first, don't want to seem beta
You already are beta, anon, so message her, who gives a shit anyway.
I'm the guy who's been cuckspamming /r9k/ for the last 2 years. Ask me anything.
>>28954814
How's it going moot?
>>28954839
Ruggarell you mean?
Interesting, because I'm the guy who's going to be handing out toilet plungers here and putting everyone to work for the next 491 days.... (I'm not paying them to whine)
Its hard to mope and parrot trendy netspeak or pseudosuicidal rehashed Emo bullshit when you're unclogging feces, so it'll be a good thing... However, this leads me to my question :
Q: should I make them wash their hands before cleaning my toilet?
Who /outtadopamine/ here? I've been doing mass amounts of drugs for 10 years now. JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
>>28954737
Are you the guy who posted the "who /used to be attractive/ here" thread?
>>28954757
yeah lmao how the fuck did you remember that?
stopped using ritalin/concerta. no way to livewith ritalin more than 6 months with those side effects.
gotta relax the dopamines senpai.
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