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MBTI test thread
Learn something about yourself, or maybe learn something about someone else.
https://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test
ISFJ here.
Me : INTJ
Gf : INFP
Best Friend : ESTP
>>28958637
Me: INFJ
GF: nope
Best friend: dont have one either
life is terrible
>>28958297
INTJ, positive about Ni/Te.
Who else here is done with women?
Post your reasons below.
>>28958251
i don't know, i just suddenly realised I'm not attracted to women any more (inb4 you're a faggot) and that i just find comfort being on my own
I don't know if i just read too many break up stories here or on /b/ or irl or if i'm just asexual
I was kidnapped from an Aryan family as a child where my purpose was to be a Nazirite. My kidnappers planned to sacrifice me but I developed unhealthy sexual interests from a young age which sullied my purity. My kidnappers had no choice but to keep me as an addition to their family where they treated me as a plaything. I now want to return to my Nazirite destiny through Gods forgiveness through Jesus Christ his son and gain a place among the virgin 144,000.
I leave those filthy meatbags to you faggots
I'm in a pretty shitty situation and honestly I just don't know what to do, maybe I should kill myself? Anyway, here's my story.
>I'm 19
>Finished college a year ago
>Been working ever since I finished, roughly 30-40 hours a week
>Give over half of my earnings at the end of each month to my mum
>Still do chores and shit (obviously)
>All the while developing my passion of film
>Planning to go onto an apprenticeship or something of that sort next year
>Meanwhile my mum fucking hates me, it's so obvious
>She recently got a boyfriend and invites him over almost every day
>Used to leave me some money for food so I can sort out dinners for myself
>Yesterday she didn't leave me anything and just went straight to her boyfriend's house
>All that was in the fridge was 2 eggs and a 2 litre bottle of water
>Ate the eggs yesterday at 9:00 before going to work from 10:00 to 17:00
>Exhausted and hungry, nothing to eat, no money, home alone, drank about 1,5 litres of water
>Fall asleep at around 5 am
>Today, drink up the remaining 0,5 litres of water in the morning
>No toilet paper, need to shit
>Wipe with kitchen towels
>Avoid clogging toilet
>Wipe my dick (don't ask) and leave one remaining kitchen towel in the toilet without flushing (which obviously wouldn't clog the toilet anyway
/continued in thread/
/continued/
>Mum comes back from work, with her boyfriend
>Before I get to ask her about some money for food she goes into the toilet and screams "what a fucking idiot!"
>whatdididothistime.jpeg
>"What the fuck is wrong with you? You don't put fucking kitchen towels in the toilet!"
>Her boyfriend escapes to the living room to avoid the awkwardness
>I try to explain that I didn't clog the toilet and that I only left one in there
>She continues screaming, as I say something along the lines of "well maybe if you left me some money I could've bough some toilet paper..."
>Storms out of my room and smashes the door
>My framed Kill Bill poster falls down and breaks one of my figurines
>I start crying with rage
>Hungry, exhausted, angry, depressed.
>She's working tomorrow and I still haven't eaten a thing, she ordered a takeaway for her and her boyfriend meanwhile I fucking starve
What the actual fuck am I supposed to do? I don't think I'm entirely useless, I'm working, staying active and helping to make sure the house is nice and clean, yet she fucking hints constantly as if she wishes she never had me. I'm so fucking hungry right now that typing this up was a chore.
Kill her bf :^)
>>28958302
He's actually not that bad of a guy though, I hear them fucking furiously every night and he always asks her if I'm eating with them, to which she always replies "no, he's fine". Except I'm not fucking fine. I'm literally starving right now.
I don't understand why people like this show. The character design makes me want to vomit desu, all of the characters are so bland and the concept of the show is just retarded.
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LET WOMEN HAVE RIGHTS
>>28958215
It's some nice mindless fun.
>>28958461
Is fun supposed to make you want to bleach
>>28958215
>concept of the show is just retarded
Well concept is simple but not that retarded. Good gems vs Evil gems. The most what triggers me is that there are no real male gems. I know that they are supposed to be neutral but why feminine forms are default ones? There are zero masculine characters as every male character is borderline nu-male or faggot.
I have three hundred dollars to spend on something that will make me at least temporarily happy. What do you recommend I get, and why?
Things I will not be spending my money on:
>escorts
>drugs
>sex toys
>anything would get me a prison sentence
Everything else is fair game.
Bumping for my fleeting happiness
P-please someone give me a suggestion...
>>28958201
oz of weed
Alright hack_blastard where the fuck are you, how's the server coming? I want to play some fucking Halo Classic here.
>>28958184
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du du du DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA du du du kill myself
>>28958184
play halo 2 on pc plebs
>>28959840
you mean Project Cartographer?
Who here is insanely, ridiculously, radically circumcised?
Disgusting baby mutilators
>>28958175
They took a bit off the top with me. If uncircumcised is a turtleneck I'd say I have a popped polo collar.
>>28958175
You pic, OP. Did you draw it?
>be stalking a girl from my class who hasn't accepted my friend request on normiebook
>she regularly uploads beach photos
>i regularly fap to said beach photos
>today log into facebook and go to her profile
>see "welcome to my timeline, stalker!" as her cover photo
Shit, what is this, robots? Has my secret been revealed? Does she know i stalk her? fuckfuckfuck
>>28958133
she can see the number of times you've viewed her account idiot
>>28958133
It's a popular cover photo, just a coincidence - I bet she doesn't even know you exist dude.
If facebook told people when people were viewing their profile, everybody would stop using facebook because that is what it is for essentially.
Git gud OP
>>28958133
There's certain apps you can get that tell you who and when someone is checking out your photos. She probably has one and set her timeline to show you specifically that line.
The fact that she hasn't said anything to you directly otherwise means she doesn't hate it, and secretly enjoys that you fap to her.
Happy fapping, OP!
She knows
>a femanon who lives near you will never have pity sex with you so that you're not a virgin anymore and you can move on with your life
Being a non-virgin changes nothing
>>28958190
Yeah, I'm sure that having an intimate encounter with another human being after a lifetime of being ignored, neglected, and abused wouldn't help anyone.
>>28958265
Just once, out of pity, wouldn't help at all and would probably make you worse
>tfw couldn't help myself and I jacked off today
>tfw I have to wait a full day to have sex with my gf now
anybody else know this feel?
no, we don't have gfs around here
>>28958081
>jacked off three times yesterday
>still had multi-round sex where I came twice
I don't even begin to know this feel
>>28958081
she's probably grateful.
![tumblr_o5rx9aV9wb1r8efu6o1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7FJkM2D.jpg "tumblr o5rx9aV9wb1r8efu6o1 1280[1]")
>tfw no THlCK gf
>>28958073
Who is this?original black bar
>>28958073
who is this? I fapped to a video of her last night but couldn't find a name
>>28958073
> ywn go on a sex tourism trip to Zimbabwe
I don't browse this gay board but look what I've found. Since you retards can't break the vicious cycle of browsing this place, Tumblr is gonna set you free. Thank them later.
>>28958068
click on that image OP you cant fucking read that shit - you're either a spastic or this is bait, not sure yet.
>>28958068
Tumblr wont do shit because its filled with idiots like you, who cant even post a fucking picture without making it look like its from australia.
>>28958068
Shit site fucked my image. Whatever you can see it here:
>>>pol/75674397
>been coming to /r9k/ for years
>used to frequent 'baww' threads on /b/
>like gore, I become desensitised to the >tfw no gf mentality
>until the other day
>come across this image
>finish reading it and look away from the screen
>burst into tears
I've never felt so alone lads
life wasn't supposed to be like this
>>28958054
I've experienced all of that.
What's worse is it doesn't last forever.
>>28958234
Really fucking sick of normies making this argument.
Yes, of course it doesn't last forever. But YOU still got to experience it and I never will. For literally no reason at all, I have been denied things that come completely naturally to 99% of the human population.
I don't want a fairy tale romance. I just want a romance. Or just some form of intimacy, no matter how fleeting. Why is that apparently SO MUCH to ask for?
>>28958386
>~3.5bn women on earth
>none of them want you
Anyone else here think they have an undiagnosed very mild form of autism? I have no issues talking or interacting with people, but have always been 'off'. I can tell and I know other people can too.
>>28958011
Everyone has some quirk. Not everyone is created equal. You don't have autism. From what I know you can't have "mild" autism you either have it or not. If you have it, it's really obvious and is a mental disorder.
I'm definitely have some touches of the ol' 'tism. It helped me in my programming career though
>>28958170
What this anon says, everyone has a few ticks that others dont, its about the severity and how many of these ticks are there at once.
And just being differnt and introvertet isnt autism.
You simply need to learn to accept changes into your life and stepping out of your comfort zone.
>Driving to work
>Very spongy brakes
>Can't afford to take time off work
>No one would care if you crashed and died
Share your most desperate feels
>>28957973
Change the pads you retard
>>28957973
>Parents still think I'm doing well
>Actually want to kill myself
>Idea of my parents hearing about my death destroys me every time I think about it
>Keep on living just for them
>>28958069
He just said he can't afford to take time off work.
Brake pads take time to change.
And anon is prob to tired after work to get them change
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