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How the fuck do I relax
I've been in a constant state of unease and anxiety for the past couple days even though literally nothing is wrong (besides the usual)
>>28963591
Alcohol friendo, it'll solve all your problems ;)
>>28963614
I can't
I'm only 19, and I live with my parents
>>28963591
watch anime, try ASMR, video games, music or drugs
http://www.strawpoll.me/10365022
When was Nintendo's best era?
>>28963585
NES family
The gamecube may not have been the most powerful console but that was the era when Nintendo most definitely had the strongest games (well, wither that era or the NES 64 era I guess, it's debatable)
with wind waker, smash melee, animal crossing, metroid prime, kirby air ride.... it's just not comparable imo
>>28963585
N64 era through Gamecube era should be an option
Daily reminder that a bunch of underage reddit fags and /lgbt/ are conspiring to destroy the holy land
>>28963519
It's already begun.
This place has been shit for years.
They can't subvert this culture without their precious downboat button.
oh no the leddit army is going to teach pol and r9k social justice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh my god guys were gun get raided!!!!
music thread
I am on two bottles of cough syrup
give me music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-akweiSyj8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5C6X9vOEkU
Didn't we have this thread the other day?
shit OP slow the fuck down I wish I could afford to do DXM this often.
What would be the most horrible torture imaginable? Preferably something that won't kill you, something that can be sustained for decades until the victim dies naturally.
I'm not asking for any particular reason.
>>28963472
Marriage?
Le Original Commentamento
>>28963472
free-market capitalism
we are literally fored to take on debt equivalent to several years of our projected salary while not earning any money for 4-8 years to buy a ticket to having a job, and then no one is obligated to cash in your ticket.
>don't go to college
"should have gone to college! Can't get a job without a degree!"
>go to college, don't get job
"Shouldn't have gone to college if you didn't know how to get a job in your field!"
our entire system deprives us of participation and then blames us for baing a failure while charging us years and years of pur pay for the privilege
>Tie victim to a small wooden boat
>force feed victim milk and honey
>slather milk and honey on their body (your body too for added pleasure)
>launch boat into a swamp
>victim will live for over a week while insects devour their body
>last moment of death is hearing nothing but buzzing
I purposely date women below my league just to treat them like shit, and start a harem.
I date fat women, single moms, and ugly women.
Women with bad hygiene and face problems.
Women who work minimum wage jobs and bitches.
I will say that this is better than any hot chick can provide.
I have a literal harem of women on my phone.
I have an active sex life, people who beg for my cock and I can do the
most degenerate shit you only hear about online.
Threesomes are possible, I get my asshole licked and my cock sucked while I play video games.
You anons should try this. I understand being ashamed for dating an uggo, but having a HAREM
isn't shameful.
>roasty patrol is getting desperate
Heheheh it's working, beta uprising. We are going to have a lost generation of adults.
>>28963422
Same but I do it with attractive but insecure fembots
>>28963475
> attractive but insecure fembots
> claims he's actively finding women in his location who are attractive AND go to r9k, AND are resorting to a guy on a board of misogynists.
Anyone wanna just talk? I've been feeling really lonely past couple of weeks, granted I've been alone for most of my life. Its just recently it's been hitting me really hard.
No
Original commen
For example we could talk about your age, what you do for a living, relationships or lack therof lol, anything really.
I prefer to listen. Why do you keep to yourself so much? Rejection, anxiety, or something else?
I wish I were a normal fucking person. Why do I have to be so innately screwed? I've tried so hard to not be the way I am now to no avail.
I'll bet you spend hours just contemplating your life and the exact moment where things went to hell. It's pointless, anon. You're on damage control now. Work on salvaging anything that's left, or try and start a new life somewhere else.
>>28963336
I wish I was given responsibilities. I don't have what it takes to just go out and take on new tasks. My parents make me scared of everything and straight up reject everything I bring up and criticize me.
If I had a job, I know I would do it competently. If I was in a relationship, I could only ever be devoted and loyal. If I was responsible for the existence of another living thing, I would take care of them with all my heart. I would put up with any responsibilities dumped on me.
I'm tired of my brain rotting away in solitude. I don't even have it in me to read anymore. I just sleep and waste time, muddling through the day without doing anything.
I don't understand what made me become a neet
>>28963399
>I'll bet you spend hours just contemplating your life and the exact moment where things went to hell.
It's impossible to tell, it was so gradual. Not that I was ever doing incredibly well in the first place. All I think about is how to get out of this, and no matter what I try, it doesn't work. I can't make real, relatable friends, I can't like normal things, I can't have normal sexual tastes, I can't properly interact with others, I can't stop being a burden to everyone, I can't stop hating myself, I can't be good at anything. I've done a variety of things to try to change this, none of it has worked. There's nothing to salvage.
Whats a good way to dispose of a body?
Feed it to the Hogs
Incinerator
>>28963306
Flush down the toilet.
People say I look like Ted Bundy. I don't see the resemblance.
>>28963143
shoot your cat for real next time
>>28963143
you look like this dude but younger
>>28963143
you look like him in this picture just grow more eyebrow
just broke up with my gf today. she was too affectionate and obsessed over me too much. sweet girl but i need my space.
anyone relate?
>gf
Redditors are malfunctioning because they can't possibly put themselves in our shoes.
Damn normies
You're a piece of shit honestly.
>hurr my gf is too nice and homely, I want a sluty stacie with male friends who goes clubbing every night
kys
>>28963137
you're going to regret it. I guarantee it.
Hey fellas,I need some help with a girl
>normie reeeeeeeee
Ok so I'm getting pretty close to a girl, and it's already understood that we're into each other. Never had anything like this happen so far at Uni, and only had random relationships in middle school, so no real experience.
The question is simple: How do I kiss someone?
I literally have no idea what to do with my mouth, like do I just have it sit there and push or kind of bite their lip I HAVE NO IDEA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ok thanks
we can't help you if you can't even help yourself mate
what do you honestly fucking thing? take her to a movie. fuck all those cunts who say movies are bad for dates fuck that it's perfect to initiate hand holding mid film. after it ends and it's dark out before you drop that cunt off kiss her: here's what you do mate.
glance at her lips and then her eyes over and over. shit works it sounds fucking queer I know but trust me. do this a couple times then just lean in a bit and don't do anything else, if she doesn't move then you got the go ahead mate. if she likes you then she won't pull back. all you gotta do mate, put one hand on her chin and pull her towards you, then kiss her like you would kiss yourself in the mirror.
no fucking joke mate, don't do too much tongue, your set of lips will be lower or higher than hers, interlocking like, just keep going at it. first time you always have no fucking clue what to do, it's something you learn there and then
don't be a faggot and bite her lip lmao
you pucker your lips, lean forward while tilting your head, and fuck off to /adv/, facebook, reddit, anywhere other than here
just interlock lips. you're over thinking it. It will feel a lot more natural should the moment arise.
is the world ready for a society of technological unemployment and basic incomes?
if widespread use of robots to replace labourers were on the horizon soon, the west wouldn't be accepting immigrants by the tens of thousands each year
>>28963109
>but lol, new markets will appear out of nowhere for this people lol
>they just have to look for better jobs LMAO
>even machines need repairs lol
>>28963600
>the west
people driven that can probably be counted with your fingers
why is life so unfair? like in the whole word maybe 1% has serious mental disorders. why did i get to be a "lucky" one. is it all really just luck with genetics?
oh, forgot to say I have diagnosed schizophrenia
>>28963096
>is it all really just luck with genetics?
Yes. It is based on pure luck if your parents have passed on shitty genes to you and it is based on pure luck if any illness will ever break out. So yes it's nothing but luck because pretty much no one knows in advance if they have any illness that might break out if they do x or y.
>>28963096
>1% of all the people in the world have an actual proper stutter
>tfw I'm one of them
It was over before it even started
Have another reminder dicklets
>>28963092
shouldn't have had a small dick tbqh
>>28963092
This is why I'm gay :^)
We don't need another, nobody is rushing to get married.
