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I'm fucking tired of these ADHD posts that consist solely of:
>tfw no gf
>im a grill pay attention to meeee
>muh dick
If you have nothing to say, shut the fuck up. I fucking hate the tldr bullshit attitude that this entire site has accrued over the last few years. I might as well be on reddit or twitter or where ever they just circle jerk each other's feelings all day.
I'm not saying that I need some deep philosophical discussion, but could we PLEASE talk about something other than how sad we are about not getting our dicks wet?
Here, I'll pose a topic of discussion:
If the general republic of a country has "good behavior" , they should be rewarded with more freedoms. For example, tell your country that if they can get their automobile accident rating down under a certain percentage, then you'll get rid of speed limits on certain highways. Or maybe make tanks and monster trucks street legal. Would you guys consider driving safer if it meant you could get speed limits removed?
>>28968341
*general public, not general republic
forgive my transgression
I drive safe already and don't like going over the speed limit so no. Only niggers want to break the law and they'll do it whether speed limits are removed or not
>>28968441
What is your reasoning for not going over the speed limit?
How would you define mommy girlfriend?
She tucks you in at night.
skinny dweeb fat girl relationships where she coddles him or pats his head or any of that disgusting shit.
>>28968291
I want this more than anything. A motherly, caring gf. A little domme, but in a cute and caring way. I wanna be her baby boy.
Interestingly enough, I hate actual mommy/son roleplay, shit is nasty and sick af.
I am a girl into vorephilia AMA
Fell asleep by accident so I couldn't do it earlier
Post more vore pics please
>>28969245
Why don't you just go to /d/
i dont understand
do you like being eaten? or eating folks?
do you like gore? because that what youd get if you ate some one
Stupid shit tier fetish
Amphibians, what are they?
Why do they fucking have nostrils, have lungs, but stay in water? The fuck?
Someone holla?
>>28968342
o shit waddup!
origami
>>28968342
OH SHIT
WADDUPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
XDFFFFFFFFFCDDDDDDDD
i lost my pepes. give me what you got
You're only getting two commons from me because those walls dont exist and you know it.
>>28968897
the second common you get tonight.
Kekskskkl
Anybody down to just talk?
yes but let's just keep it in this thread.
I am wearing a winter shirt but its very hot.
how are you?
>>28968266
>winter shirt
do you mean a sweater
if so i am also wearing a winter shirt
>>28968266
I don't know man. Not great I guess. Wish I could sleep. You comfortable in that though? I'm naked and uncomfortably warm.
>>28968334
Damn, how are you guys managing that?
>tfw you realize your friends are actually super toxic to be around and you only hang with them because you have no one else
>tfw havent had a friend since I was 14 years old.
>tfw im 27
>tfw I spent years inside a room with no social interaction with anyone but myself .
and what makes you think you're any better?
>>28968229
>having friends
kys
did any of you know elliot rodger personally?
also, has anyone seen the svu episode based on him?
>>28968210
SVU?
I didn't know him personally, but someone on here obviously did. There's no other way those family and personal photos could have leaked on to this board. Rumor around the place is that it may actually be Peter or Jazz who leaked them on here himself.
>>28968210
went to HS with him (independence continuation H.S in lake balboa)
>>28969259
law n order special victims unit. it's a shit show but i watch for ice t
Okay, so which board is the biggest cancer and why is it /pol/?
they're the biggest shills on this site yet constantly complain about shilling
>>28968125
It looks like someone found the fashy countersignal memes and failed to emulate them.
>>28968142
you don't know what shilling means.
>Hey anon, I'm so glad you came to the beach with me! Do you want to rub some suntanning lotion on my back?
How do you respond?
>>28968103
With an erection
>>28968103
gladly then after we were finished at the beach i would take her home and fuck her like the fat cock hungry slut she is.
>Do you think I've put on any noticeable weight, anon-kun? These clothes fit fine just a month ago...
How do you respond?
>tfw can never feel happy unless you're the most popular person in the room
>tfw you're never the most popular person in the room
I'm also a very all or nothing person anon
>It's always nothing
Become an hero.
You'll be the most popular person in the room for at least a little while.
Why do you want your ego stroked?
you sound pathetic anon
You have one reason to explain why you're not voting for the Libertarian candidate, /r9k/.
>>28968057
I'm not a libertarian
Because I'm Canadian
>>28968057
I don't vote.
Original commentario
Would you eat this?
>h-h-here it goes
>>28968015
Nothing different from an Arby's Roast Beef sandwich desu
Let that bread soak up all those juices.
I'm NEET with rich parents who would never let me be homeless, but I'm a fucking individual and I choose my own life paths. So the gov gives me $1110/mo in disability payments.
I live in a suite in an apartment (its literally a bedroom just it has its own toilet too) and have turned it into my personal music studio.
It has a keyboard, a bass, a guitar, a microphone, a stereo and the best earphones I could find, all hooked up to a $2000 computer.
I compose, record and produce all my own works by myself. This usually means I'm playing and writing for a four piece band but it's really just me recording four different pieces into one. Production is by far the most intricate thing about it, it takes hours and hours of manipulation to get the sound you imagined. Then once you go back and listen to high production songs you notice what they're doing right away and can mimic it.
I haven't written anything in over 8 months. I have crippling depression that ruins every aspect of my life. If the gov wants to give me $9.60 an hour in a 40 hour work week to not off myself, then I'll take it.
But this is the worst of it all, not only can I not meet other peoples expectations, I can't even meet my own. Here I am with all the tools and talent I need to make my masterpiece album, and for 8 months I've lied in bed wishing I was dead.
I just wanted to share the life of a NEET. It's a miserable existence.
You'd be better off investing in some decent studio monitors honestly no matter what earphones you got you're not gonna get a flat response compared to a decent pair of monitor speakers
>>28967907
>Im an individual so I sponge off the government
Yeah stopped there.
>>28968287
My friend says I should tell my psych about my imaginary friend who tells me to do things, but I don't want to get into that with them.
>>28968267
I got decent bi wired monitors in my living room, I do sound checks on them but no ones going to give a shit about what they're playing my music over but me.
can we all agree that Pretty Princess Points isn't a meme?
It's just some people's poor attempt at trying to be artistic. A meme is something like Beary Nice Pink Girl, Dat Boi, Gondola, Hail Hydra, Doge, etc . Something that 100's of people end up making into their own little OC.
PPP has no direction. It has no actual following that matters. It isn't a meme. It's just shitty MS paint 'art' with horrible humor.
Pretty Princess Points is not a meme unless its recognized by the masses and has people recreating OC on a weekly basis for a month.
There's still less than 100 PPP pics and it's been 'a meme' for a year. It does not qualify as a meme.
Pretty Princess Points sucks
>>28967890
PP memes incoming
