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I wish I didn't have to put on an appearance all the time.
I'm trying to break out of being a robot, and I'm making strides to where I can be considered a cyborg now. Starting to get experience with girls at bars/clubs (although I'm still a virgin), my friends mostly consist of Chads and normies now. I'm forcing myself to be more outgoing, which means I don't turn down invitations to hang out despite wanting to stay home.
But this shit is incredibly draining. I have to constantly pretend to be outgoing and confident. One of these days, I'm going to manage to convince a girl to sleep with me, but she won't know who I am. I'd also have to treat her like shit to keep her around, and I don't want to do any of that. It just sucks because the alternate (being a decent person and not Chadding it up) won't get you any play at all.
>>28964875
Give up, anon.
>>28964909
Being a virgin robot is a lot worse than trying.
>>28964875
you don't have that much experience with meeting women so you probably don't know. good women do exist regardless of the memes.
you're not going to meet a girl who will accept you and be attracted to your real personality at a bar or club though, probably.
it's good to keep going out. eventually things will be a little bit easier but you'd probably feel more comfortable being who you are if you don't hang out with a bunch of chads/normies who make you feel weird about being yourself.
This is really pathetic, it really is but I just wanted to post this because I'm pretty depressed. I lost a Counter-Strike knife that I got on my birthday. On May 29 I got the knife as a present from my family member who is also one of my best friends. It is a really nice Karambit Safari Mesh. I loved this knife so much and was so thankful for the gift. I showed a few of my friends at school and some how a bully who is in a gang in my school told me to trade him the knife or he would "Crack my head open like a fuckin' egg". I was scared but put it off. The next day when I was walking home from school a car pulled up beside me it was the bully and his friends. I started running away but he started sprinting towards me and tackled me, I got winded and stunned and he started punching me in the head over and over and told me he wouldn't stop until I said I would give him the knife. I caught my breath and told him I would. He picked me up from my hair and put me on a wall. He told me to walk home. I got home and his car was still following me and stopped around the corner. He told me to go inside and trade the knife to his steam which he wrote down for me. The second I got into my houses front yard I started sobbing, I could barely see and my head was throbbing. I got upstairs trying not to alert my parents with my sobbing and got on my laptop and added his steam. He added me and I sent him a trade offer which he accepted with I assume was his phone. This was probably the worst experience of my life and I really wanted to tell someone. I couldn't see very well and I felt very sick in the stomach so I wen't to the doctor and told my parents that I was mugged for money they gave me earlier that day for lunch. I felt better during the wait so I told my parents I wanted to go home. I just wanted to tell someone this, thanks for reading.
Kill him. Slit his throat
>>28964817
send an email to gaben, seriously.
>>28964817
The lesson is, never play Counter Strike or put any value into virtual items.
I don't want to talk to /a/ because they're fags and I know this is an r9k favorite.
I'm on episode seven, do the extended clip-show type sequences ever stop?
you've choosen the worst time to post it here
>>28964830
I got to the series pretty late, it was a recommendation.
>>28964869
I don't mean by that
watch the ep 8 right fucking now and you will understand
Have you ever tried to kill yourself? Why didn't it work out? Or what prevented you from seeing it through? What happened after?
I tried to kill myself at the start of the year, my girlfriend and I split up (I actually was the one who split up with her) but she got crazy and told everyone that I was abusive throughout the relationship and I just had everyone close to me, turn on me. I tried to kill myself by drinking myself to death in one night, but my fucking housemate found me and rushed me to the hospital and I ended up being fucking committed for 2 months.
>>28964807
>I ended up being fucking committed for 2 months.
>back on /r9k/
>guess it didn't work
Damn son, my longest stretch was 20 days. Have any good psych ward stories?
>>28964867
Ehh I was ashamed of myself that I stopped eating for a little while, the doctor told me that the moment my bmi went below a healthy weight I'd be put in with the others, I went in there and saw some people so thin they couldn't even fucking stand up, I decided that'd just make me even more shitty so I started to eat again.
I was on a mixed sex ward though, so that was kinda fun, even if all the chicks were super fucked up.
Should women be tortured for having the nerve to exist in a man's world?
ANSWER ME ANSWER ME GOD DAMMIT
TALK ABOUT WOMEN BEING TORTURED NOOOOOW
>>28964747
>tfw you'll never kidnap a qt and physically and mentally abuse her to insanity
I just want to slowly destroy a girl's mind and body while assuring her it's all for the greater good so she gets Stockholm syndrome
>>28964853
Describe methods of torture
Hello Robots and NEETs of /r9k/
I'm here to tell you a story of how i broke the bad habits of being a robot,
and turned my life to a better.
I have myself been a robot. I was a antisocial selfdestructive, depressed robot, but i changed it.
And i wanna help you all, by sharing my story and expierence with you, so maybe you could get some thinking out
of it.
First of all i want to tell you all that i'm not here to brag, but to teach you how to break the
evil circle of self-pity and become aware that you got every opportunity in your life to change for the better.
I know you all maybe have had a pretty rough life and everything seems to kinds suck for you...
But... It can get better. But only if you want it to be. Nobody are going to help you out of your dark pit
of self-destruction if you don't want the help.
And i think you do. I have seen alot of you guys complain about your so called miserably life, waiting for
a change to come right into your hands. Guess what. It's not going to happen. You have to make an effort too.
If anyone is interrested in a greentext of how i broke the evil circle and changed my life for the better,
i will post it.
(Bump for interrest).
>>28964735
I am not interested and for the sake of the post quality of the board in all earnestness implore you to fuck off and never come back.
>>28964752
You dont't have to be so hostile, my friend. I'm only here to help.
>>28964803
Nobody cares about you. You can kindly return to 9gig.
Welp I'm back after a year and seven months. I fell for the fucking roastie meme.
>Date seemingly nice girl casually
>things start getting serious to the point where she basically moves in
>Everything going well
>actually gonna make it bro
>realize she was cheating on me the entire time with niggers and fuckboys
>literally cucked the entire relationship without realizing it
How can I be so stupid? I'm now realizing in day to day life that love isn't real. There's no hope for any of us brobots. Thinking of becoming an hero tonight
>>28964709
actual nice girls exist. they're just ugly and you probably don't want them.
don't an hero. a stupid cunt is a stupid cunt and it's no reflection on you.
im sorry man, hang in there.
>>28964709
just remember, everyone cheats. also, dont expect exclusitivity in a relationship with a woman ever even if you trust her. always remember that its always possible shes cheating, learning to be okay with this is part of growing up even though it sucks at first. youl be okay.
best advice i have for you is have sex with someone else as soon as you can. it will help with your emotions.
Would /r9k/ date a tranny?
only if she would fuck me in the ass with her dick
Not knowingly, no.
>>28964686
No.
I don't want to fall for the memes and be calledagp transbian.
>a roastie and her son walk up to you
>the half-nigger kid calls you "Papa"
What would you do in this situation, robots?
>>28964591
>"papa?"
DON'T PREACH! I'M IN TROUBLE DEEP
*dances away*
how this nigga know what that means
>"Papa"
>What would you do in this situation, robots?
What would you rate this girl?
>>28964583
The Filename /10
>>28964583
She's around a 4 now but if she got rid of the unibrow and fixed her teeth she'd be very qt.
2i/10
I posted about this last night but it's still on my mind.
This is a picture of a girl that did porn years ago (only softcore) and I used to jacking off to tons.
She died last year. She killed herself.
I don't know how to process that other than posting pictures of her on /r9k/.
I also wonder if all girls that do porn have such bad problems...
It makes me sad.
most girls that do porn either have drug problems or were molested when they were children. it's not something that attracts healthy, well-rounded girls, if such a thing even exists.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDHp_0SwTT4
>>28964602
That is sad.
So I'm going to see a girl I haven't talked to in months soon, is it alpha to tell her she looks great? Beta bitchboy here who has little to no experience with women. Thanks.
It's the opposite from alpha. That's putting the pussy in the pedestal minute one.
Yeah congratulate her on her weight loss, then tell her she looks 10x better.
>>28964529
What if she's insecure and Shy? What the fuck do I say. She works at my old job and I got a new high paying job, should I buy something expensive in front of her or is that too cocky?
Is it true that tall women are bullied by femlettes?
how do they typically react?
How are tall women generally treated?is it true that they'r emuch more lenient when it comes to :^) manlets?
probably
I saw it on an episode of ned's declassified a long time ago
the main girl was being bullied because she was like 5'10 but they were also in middle school
Mygirlfriendis tall and she doesn't. Femletts envy height.
>femlette fucking shits
Read any good books lately?
>>28964430
Been reading King of California and it's pretty good. It's interesting to learn about my state's history, especially the stuff most people don't know about.
>>28964430
/lit/ here. Nice to see some love for the Dick. Pic related, it's what I've been reading on and off.
>>28964430
Whatever
Confederacy of Dunces
Oil!
Antiintellectualism in American Life
The Red Baron
Is racism still a problem in America?
No, next question anon.
>>28964439
How long is too long to stare at a stranger's eyes in the bus?
It's not a problem, but niggers make it out to be.
