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>Girl acts as just friends when we hang out
>No flirting or whatnot I'm p sure
>When she gets drunk she tells other friend "oh man I'm so desperate I could fuck anyone" then looks at me
What does this mean, she has given me 0 other signs aside from maybe telling me she's been on a dry spell for a year and telling me she just wants a casual relationship (not with me, just in her general relationship goals)
Do I try to pursue this somehow r9k please respond
>>28961770
She wants the peen
>>28961770
yes, you moron. dont make the same mistake i and 99% of this board make
would you rather have either
A: a vegan/anti-fur gf
or
B: exotic leather/fur loving gf?
>>28961761
Vegan. Cheaper to support a vegan lifestyle than to purchase fur clothing. I wouldn't go vegan for her, but I'd avoid fur and leather products. The only downside would be the gas associated with that diet.
>>28961761
Based on those choices? B. I would probably end up beating her if she was vegan.
>>28961761
Is this a no-win scenario?
>>28961827
You make a good point.
I'm going to order a pizza and maybe a side. I will choose a number every time and whoever rolls it gets to choose the current topping or whatever step of the online pizza maker is. However, we must first decide which company so whoever rolls a 9 chooses whether I order Papa Johns or Dominoes. There's no Pizza Hut where I live unfortunately but I guess if you roll a 9 and name something else, I can look for it.
Rollin for papa
Dominos nigga
>little caesars has no delivery so won't work
Dominoes
>tfw cute trap bf
>>28961695
>tfw faggot
Flxed
how did you meat?
jic
>tfw johny gets fcked up the but by kevin
nerd
>want to fap because it's been a few days
>SSRI's won't allow it
What are your woes, senpai?
>>28961658
Just fap anon
>taking SSRI's and benzos
hehehe, good goy
>>28961658
they give SSRIs to cure premature ejaculation
how can you not fap? it just takes 6 hours of porn that's all
>be me
>looking in mirror
>notice something weird about my body
>compare myself to other men in images online
>why don't I look like that?
>compare myself with women in images
>Iook almost the same
WHAT THE FUCK
How can this happen? I'm 100% male, I don't have any conditions or anything I'm not klinefelter my balls are normal size and everything but my body shape is womanly as fuck WHAT THE FUCK
Should I just kill myself?
>inb4 become a trap
No fuck you I'm a man and I want to look like one
>>28961576
You have birthing hips anon?
>>28961626
yes...
Kill meeeeeeeeeeee
I seriously want to cut my hips out every time I look at them
>>28961576
I too have a very feminine body but fuck it. Can't be a real/passing girl/trap so fuck it and just keep going. It's not like anyone would ever see you naked anyways.
>1500 calorie limit per day
>already went over my limit by ~70 calories
>at least 4 more hours before sleep
Fuck, this is harder than it seems. That pizza was so good too.
>>28961451
can you just go to bed early?
>>28961532
no cause then i just wake up early and the whole cycle just starts earlier.
>>28961451
might seem shitty now but I lost 35lbs and I started in february. Try to limit calories gained from drinks so you can eat more.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aW8BDgLpZkI
>this photographer comes up to you
>"i'm taking pictures of things I find beautiful"
how would you react?
I love the one black girl who's just not having this shit
>>28961444
Black women don't fuck around, they're at the bottom and they know it. That's why they act out and don't give a fuck. I honestly wish I had the recklessness of a black woman.
If you ever want a non bullshit opinion on something, ask a black female. They don't sugar coat anything.
>>28961415
"Fuck you"
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.
How badly do you want to be this girl?
>Implying i want a cock down my throat.
Truly, the faggots are taking over this board.
>>28961430
You're a big pleb, for us.
>>28961380
I'd give anything to be able to deepthroat a cock like that.
*BOOM*
*BOOM*
*CRASH*
*muffled ebonics from your living room get louder as he finds your room*
AYO GIB ME WUN REASON YA OUGHTA LIVE NIGGA GIMME ONE REASON I SHUNT SQUEEZE DA TRIGGAH
I'll suck your dick and be your whiteboi bf
>>28961346
Just get it over with
Make it quick
I'm a graffiti artist
Letting me live is literally making your neighboorhood prettier
Whats r9k's IQ?
http://www.iqtest.dk/main.swf>inb4 ONLINE IQ TESTS ARE BULLSHIT ONLY TESTS CONDUCTED BY STEPHEN HAWKING ON THE FUCKING MOON ARE VALID
>>28961321
This online test is actually legit. Its a Raven's Progressive Matrices test, which controls for cultural and linguistic differences between people.
>>28961440
Every time I see an iq thread people lose their shit about it not being a billion questions with a proctor watching you so I thought I would beat them to the punch.
>>28961440
>test, which controls for cultural and linguistic differences between people
This makes no sense. Controlling for a factor happens *after* the results, so to see which part of the difference is attributable to the factor.
We get what you mean though.
my dad was making fun of me because I said to him I wanted to go camping alone.
>"im thinking of going camping out by _____"
>"with who?"
its like he's pretending I have friends
>"just me"
>"anon....why the fuck would you go camping alone?"
oh I don't know, getting out of the fucking house for once would be nice.
So? That's exactly what dads are supposed to do.
>>28961246
Who else /would be too scared to go camping alone/ here?
>>28961464
>go out camping alone
>cuddle a claymore
>waiting for some punk nigger to come into my tent so I can slice his coon-ass up
take acid
go for a hike
go for a swim
enjoy a cookout
chill out listen to some music
why havent you tried acid yet robot?
because how do I know if it's actually acid?
shrooms are a safer choice.
because i have no desire to do acid. psychedelics are terrifying and so is doing drugs in general.
>>28961228
Test kit autismo
Why is the US such a shithole.
>Live in the US for 20 years
>Never gf
>Move to latin american country with latin babes everywhere
>Get a gf in the first week
Explain this
>>28961087
There are many options too, if you have asian fever move to asia and you'll be treated like a God. Only the US is a shithole in this respect.
>what is a green card
>>28961461
>What is renounce citizenship
Nice try roastie but non-western women are SUPERIOR
>"Ummm nice guys are actually manipulative assholes ;))"
Well then roasties (and I know you are browsing) how the fuck am I supposed to act?
Male here. People can tell when you're nice out of submission or deferral.
I know it doesn't answer your question but you're a stock not even you would buy without confidence
Just behave however you feel like, don't care what roasties think of you.
Act cute for me pls, I will love you long time.Or act like a bitter asshole like me and get 0 gf
