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YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT OVERWATCH GAME TOO LOUIE
louie I know you're in there
I feel u louie
Louie come out. We miss you bud...
Louie?
Fucking answer me louie
Oh ok. Your ok? Fuck off, you say?
Im sorry. I just havent seen you in a while
I want to act like a big asshole tomorrow anyone have any tips?
piss on your mom's bed then run out of the house and go on an adventure
she will be angry at you that you pissed on her while sleeping but that anger will quickly subside and become worry when she cannot find you
sounds like a fun day activity
>>28966051
haha my mom gets up before me though. I would like to do something like put a cashier in their place
>>28965953
just be yourself my main man
/thatkid/ thread
>that kid who drew anime in class
>that kid who became an hero in the bathroom
>that kid who got caught jacking off to furry porn
>that tard kid who threw a fit and some shit
>that kid who ran like naruto
>>28965912
>that kid who smelled like shit.
>tfw i was friends with that kid because none else wanted to be my friend.
>>28967336
What the hell...I can relate to this feel too.
>>28965912
that kid threads will be the end of this board
mark my words
theyre almost as bad as relatable twitter posts
>go to local library event
>girl asks for my Fb
>whatever, give it to her
>she starts messaging me all the time
>show politeness, but not real interest
>now she wants my cell number
She's very nice. How do I let her down gently?
>>28965910
Fuck it desu. Fuck it. The only thing you should be letting her gently down on is your cock.
just go with the flow man, even if she is fucking crazy and ugly and ends badly. After the fallout it'll be an overall good experience for you.
Unless you already experienced girls then GTFO my board
>>28965979
But she's not attractive.
Why are so many pretty white girls deciding to go black these days?
>>28965909
Because they're all fucking degenerate race killing roasties.
They fell for the memes
>>28965909
Because they choose their mates based on personality and attraction, not stereotypes.
Maybe you're perplexed because you just can't process your "inferiors" being wanted by the girls you covet. Just work at becoming the best version od yourself you can be, and the best mate you're capable of attracting will come.
/thread
>tfw your only friends dont respect you and make fun of you everytime
what to do? should i get away from them?
just mock them back. fuck with them aswell.
original desu
If they make fun of you, they are not your friends.
Maybe they're just trying to engage in banter, though, so you should do this >>28966370 or tell them that you don't like the bantz.
If they get angry or say no, see the first sentence of my post.
That's what most guys do, man
Guys bullshit back and forth, probably to help with the whole "rejection from girls" thing, it toughens you up
Gotta give it just as good as you take itno homo
mmm anon are you hungry?
Not until you properly gut and clean that, no I'm not hungry.
I don't want food basted in its own shit, stupid.
>>28965883
i bet he really enjoys this
good on him
>tfw no fat bf to spitroast
My wife's 14 year old son just told me he wants to become a vegan. I told him I am fine with this, but I'm obviously worried. I have some topical steroid cream I use to treat my phimosis that I plan to put in his food to help raise his test. Can anyone recommend a dosage? Do you think this would be sufficient to stop him from becoming a fag?
>my wife's son
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>28965881
I would say 1 teaspoon of that each meal would raise his test sufficiently over the next few years.
>>28965881
Nice bait origami
Anyone get in trouble as a teen and get their lives ruined?
>be edgy in high school
>put lolicon in a chat room
>kid gets suicidal when chatfags bully him
>kid tries to kill himself
>everyone in the chat gets rekt by cops at school
>"uh, there is child porn on here :')"
>i tell them to check again
>"IT IS CP BOI. STOP RUNNIN YER MOUTH BOI"
>they find out lolicon is legal in america
>expelled from school
>charged with distribution of obscene content to minors
>probation
>lose friends, rumors start
>"friends" dumb enough to go back to school get their asses beat
>get homeschooled
>>28965875
Nope.
Just usual bullshit like getting into trouble for smoking weed by my parents.
Wait how did they find lolicon in your chatroom?
I was really mad at normies during 15~20 years old and made a few threats to murder people online. Got away with them all so I thought getting B& n V& was a meme. Decide to make a threat in my hometown, get house raided and taken away. They realize I was no threat so they put me in a psych ward and because of that I was not allowed to join the military, which is pretty god tier in my country.
Now I am a loser NEET
There's a guy sitting alone at Buffalo Wild Wings celebrating his birthday. He ordered himself a beer, a snack sized order of boneless wings, and an appetizer. He's wearing headphones and listening to music.
current track:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2LQdh42neg
Would it be rude to ask if I can join him and ask him why he's celebrating his birthday alone?
>>28965799
What kind of masochist would go to a public place to celebrate his birthday alone?
There's a lot of dicks and normies in the world who would take pics of him and make fun of him online
Why not.
fug_dhe_robod.jbg
offer him your pucci
What should I get my gf for her birthday?
>>28965784
A token of memory.
>>28965784
You should mail your disembodied penis to her you normie faggot.
>>28965784
get her off
please console me or something. i still say it should be illegal for boyfriends to leave people for cis girls. it's just not fair.
>>28965753
>unironically using cis
>using a tripcode
go cry to /lgbt/ faggot, no one who matters here cares about your tranny feels
>>28965753
>vegan
Maybe if you get some meat back in your diet you'll realize the horrible mistakes you've made and go back to living as a man.
Post that boipucci, sweetie-pie.
how come in the top 100 chess players of the world, there is only one woman, and she's only top 83
male oppression
Because women are intellectually inferior, as well as not possessing motivation to improve at anything that doesn't directly result in gaining attention from alpha males.
Chess is for nerds.
>tomorrow, half of this year will be over already
Does this hit anyone else pretty hard? This year has been a fucking blur.
>5 months through
>half a year
top kek.
It goes by fast when you consume media non-stop every day
>>28965713
6 months
its the 31st
I am so drunk and depressed please help cheer me up fellow robots.
What cheers you up anon??.
This probably won't help, but I feel like shit tonight too senpai
>>28965651
:<
watch journey to the west, im drunk too and its just a really funny and intense movie in Chinese and also on netflix
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