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>tfw going to the dentist soon and i have there this qt3.14 dentist
>tfw since the last visit i gained weight and gonna bring shame maybe she liked me
>tfw so fat shes going to be forced to lay on me
if i only i didint had bad genes then i wouldnt be fat
>>28970652
>if i only i didint had bad genes then i wouldnt be fat
So it's your genes that changed since you last went you lil' pork pie?
>>28970663
>lil pork pie
hehe funny i eat you last
>>28970652
>bad genes
Bait or stupid?
>britbong in LDR with Canadian girlfriend
>going well, make plans to visit her
>visit for 2 weeks, goes extremely well, lots of cuddling, some kissing, some lewd stuff
>last day, just before I leave on the plane, tells me it's not working between us
>accept it, I just want her to be happy
>wants to stay friends, but hasn't really spoken to me much since I left
This is pain, /r9k/. I miss her so much, but I just want her to be happy. She's had a pretty rough life, and I was hoping to finally make her see it was all worthwhile.
>tfw nobody to shelter and make feel loved anymore
>>28970618
let go anon, you'll be happy one day, just not today.
>>28970694
I can let go of her, and I'm pretty sure I could find someone else. I just care about her a lot and don't want her to be unhappy. That, and I dunno, I seemed to mean so much to her, I really enjoyed that feeling. It's strange to not mean much to anybody anymore.
>>28970725
Well, I'm sure she will likely be happy, there's no reason to assume otherwise.
Personally I don't consider internet relationships to be real until you meet in person, so really I wouldn't count this as an official relationship.
Who else here is irrationally scared of house centipedes?
Now is the time of year that they start coming inside, so I've been seeing some in my room lately. I just killed one that was on my wall.
These little fuckers make me check every inch of my room before going to sleep, because I'm afraid that one will fall on me amd bite me (their bite hurts like a bee sting).
>fear of centipedes
>irrational
Pick one
eeeewwwwwwwww aaahhhhhhh creepy!
>>28970592
>house centipedes
I live in Abitibi and I have never seen such thing
/mentalillness/ general
what do you have?
how are you coping?
what medication are you on?
what's troubling you?
talk about it, robots.
I don't know if I "have" anything. I just know that I don't feel good, I've been to two psych wards, and have tried about 10 different anti-depresssants. None of them seem to do anything.
Currently Im working a boring job and just living a shitty life. I feel like there's no where left for me to go now. Everyday I feel tired and upset, as if I'm forcing myself to do everything.It just doesn't seem like normal, day to day life should be this unbearable.
I don't know if I have any condition or whatever. But I feel like something is just wrong with me, where I'm always in this state.
Extreme bipolar and a bunch of other shit.
Schizoid
Schizoaffective
Social anxiety
I'm going to the hospital tonight.
I fucking hate it all
>women would rather have sex with some guy who came in 10 seconds with two different girls and only knows how to jackhammer instead of a virgin male who spent 15 years of their life studying porn and learning moves along the way
explain?
>>28970583
>studying porn
Let's say you bake up some delicious pastries, they're organic, fresh, hot delicious, all flakey and full of garden-ripe raspberries.
If you're just leaving them on your kitchen counter all alone in your house, it makes sense that a qt 3.14 still walks down to the grocery store and buys gross-ass poptarts.
Nobody knows about your moves, because you're hiding and shit, that guy is out and about, making himself available.
>>28970605
>not spending time watching how to eat women out, different moves, words to say, how to do foreplay, etc
and you normies call me an ammature
>be the only white guy on the basketball team
>the blacks break into dance out of nowhere and start singing
Nothing wrong with having a soul.
>>28970533
Their black skin allows them to sync with harmonic frequencies in the air.
Don't worry, they don't hate you, they just can't relate to you.
>>28970533
>not dancing with your teamates
Why? They're meant to be your brothers. You should bond with them and dance when they dance.
>hot n*gga
LIKE I TALK TO SHAYSE WHEN I SHOT NIGGAS
>>28970577
LIKE HE SEE THEM TWIRL THEN HE DROP, NIGGA
>>28970524
>blacks
refrain from posting
Should I have a drink?
Pros:
1. I have alcohol
2. There are things to mix with it
3. For the time being I am relatively alone at home.
4. It's a nice weather and I'm in a glorious mood.
Cons:
1. I just ate and probably won't get drunk.
2. I gotta drive to work in 4 hours
3. My neet cohabitant will wake up at any moment.
>I gotta drive to work in 4 hours
Then no, you fucking retard. If you even get a good buzz going, you'll come down at work unless you plan to drink there too.
>>28970489
>I gotta drive to work in 4 hours
Are you retarded OP?
>>28970507
>>28970522
I said *a* drink, not getting *drunk*.
Simpsonswave thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTfa-9aCTYg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyaYEEJoGjk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AAjOpG5gAI
Anyone got that roadtrip one?
![13259627_277902859224416_204645228_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Dn8ably.jpg "13259627 277902859224416 204645228 n[1]")
>it finally happened
bit bittersweet tho
>>28970280
What happened?
Fuck off oregano piece o fhsit
>>28970332
>oregano piece o fhsit
ok you made me kek so I will explain. These two women are the two most famous big boob models in the world the last few years and had never done a photoset or video together until just now, but both on the downslope of their career.
>>28970380
From the thumbnail I thought the photo was of two girls 69-ing.
I need help
Give me sad songs that have made you cry
I haven't cried in years, I need to let it out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSBU0RUq624
This whole album too
>>28970216
Good stuff, If I could smoke weed I would definitely love some of that.
Made me space out and forget for just a few minutes
>>28970207
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZTb8WxEW78
Never ever fails
Anyone else feel like their going through a midlife crisis despite being at a young age?
>>28970199
Why is it 50 year olds have a monopoly on turmoil. Feel your feels anon.
It's called a quarter life crisis.
And yes.
>>28970199
I began a crisis at age 12 and it never stopped.
>12yo, realize that adults are full of shit and there is no happy endgame in life
>16yo, realize that none of my peers are ever going to figure this out and will keep chasing status and popularity
>22yo, graduate college without ever having come out of my shell or found my stride
>24yo, get out of a bad relationship where I loved her so so hard but she used me, realize that no matter how good you are, people will hurt you anyway
>27yo, unemployed for 2 straight years
>28yo, get herpes before I could ever really put my sexuality to use
>30yo, 20s are over with nothing to show for it
>32yo, my back hurts and I don't get as many erections
sure is crisis in here.
> 2014
>go on internet few hours a day or few hours a week
> depressed from may 2015 to july 2015
>Wake up...browse internet mindlessly on retarded stuff until i pass out..
>Become like a hikimori for that period of time. (barely eat more than once a day,7+ days old dishes are rotting in my room,stay in my dark room all day long,etc.)
>Then i snap out of it my the end of july, gradually recover back to normal and gradually spend less and less time on internet,go out more often,etc
>Major shit happens ,downhill spiral of hell, become severely depressed for 6 months.After december,i lost all fucking hope
>Browse retarded internet stuff non-stop all day long (4chan,etc).
>Life saving miracles happened a while ago
>Gradually getting back to normal,for the first time since early september
I spend like 2 hour max a day on internet now and it's too much.Have difficulty spending anything more than a few mins a day on ShitChan ,i get quickly tired of the retards .Used to spend 8+ hours...
I'm going through the same thing, but life still sucks.
I couldn't tell you. I'm still in the slump.
>>28970187
so what do you do instead of internet?
What's the most devious thing you've done /r9k/? I'll start.
>beat up dumbass beaner just because
>few weeks later, found out I'm "friends" with him on Facebook
>told some friends that the dumbass beaner was talking shit about him.
>friends beat the living shit out of him
>days later,dumbass beaner beat up his girlfriend in my city's skatepark.
>scroll through his FB, and found some status saying he's gonna sell Xanax Bars for $4
>sent an anonymous tip to the local police about the crime he's committing.
Now I'm just waiting for his life go down the shitter even more
>>28970148
sounds more like you're being the community a service. More vigilante than devilish
>>28970174
I wouldn't say that. i didn't know anything about him and people told me what he's done after I fought him . I forgot to mention I fucked his girlfriend. He found out a few days later and beat her up because of it. Here's the status he posted
Lol nice man original baby goat
I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF IDENTITY POLITICS. BERNIE, TRUMP, SJWS, KEKS, ALT RIGHT, LIBERAL, CONSERVATIVE. IT NEVER ENDS, ONLINE OR OFFLINE.
EVEN MIDDLE SCHOOLERS ARE STARTING TO USE KEK AS AN INSULT NOWADAYS
DOESN'T IT EVER GET EXHAUSTING
I know how you feel. Fuck politics, especially this election. I'm so tired of it all and it hasn't even hit its apex yet.
>>28970121
>KEK
its cuck you underage newfag, and blame yourself for being a normie
blame robots for not driving normies away and /pol/ for bein normies
>>28970121
Yeah, I escape by writing and working and retreating into myself.
Election years suck.
