How can normies find this a comfortable sleeping position? The dude gets a bunch of hair in his mouth and the girl just gets breathed on.
>>28973556
The hair is only a problem if her hair is curly, very messy or very short. When you're in love with someone, feeling their breath on the back of your neck is just soothing and sweet.
>>28973556
it isn't a comfortable position
fuck that noise, i roll over and sleep on my back. grills get too warm to sleep up against.
you cuddle like this till it gets too hot
you then either fuck or sleep
you dont actually fall asleep like this
normies lie 24/7, this image of glorified spooning is another of those
So... I just paid a visit to a prostitute and it wasunderwhelming as hell. I can safely say that sex really is overrated. Masturbating feels a lot better desu.
>blowjob felt okay, and she's supposedly one of the best in town at it
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>le epic sex is overrated maymay
Again, you're doing it wrong. Half the pleasure you get from sex comes from the mental connection/excitement of fucking somebody you love or having a new and exciting experience that you are comfortable with. Fucking a hooker with a condom is the lowest tier sex possible.
prostitutes are for chad who
>tired of their wife/gf and want something new
>not willing to put the effort into a one night stand
you will not get intimacy from them
>>28973557
>having a new and exciting experience that you are comfortable with
Yeah well that's what it was for me. It wasn't all that great.
Though I guess sex with a person you feel something to might be better. I remember how good it felt when I was just cuddling one girl.I'm literally scared of sex now though. For the other reasons I mentioned.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=450p7goxZqg
>>28973453
https://youtu.be/bMqjSDw2DwU
https://youtu.be/fACRai-72Ho
https://youtu.be/ECBeFMVRr4w
convince me to not get castrated robots
You might need it one day
It will probably unbalance your hormones with unpleasant results.
>>28973518
not if im taking replacements
>tfw no mommy gf to make me smell her butt
I know that fucking feel, OP.
Why does mommy fetish and butt sniffing go together so well and so often?
>>28973474
They're both pretty submissive things to do. Plus the thought of being intimate enough with a girl that she regularly wants me to put my face in her butt is rather relaxing, same with having a mommy gf.
>>28973566
>tfw you remember actual females that will be maternal and direct the relationship and make you do things like put your face in her butt don't fucking exist
Hurts senpai
>that cringey thing you did that makes you want to kill yourself
what was it?
>several times when i was 18 i got drunk and messaged former high school classmates on facebook trying to ask them out on dates telling them they're cute and that I only have the courage to talk to them because i was drunk
I was the creator of /b/'s funny banana meme. It got out of hand.
Man, I truly hate that board
i have too many. A lot of them involve me saying something ironically and people taking me seriously. i hate it when that happens
>>28973450
i never really understood that meme. i only know anons post them in those shitty ylyl threads and people get really pissed off
what is the best size /r9k/?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10367125
>>28973288
The bigger the better
My life would be complete if I had a titty monster gf
I like them flat
OP's pic didn't really show what I'm into so here
I like flat chest, but i can accept up to B cups
"you whine all the time"
I only speak when it would contribute in some way. That often but not always means that I'm critical. People like to be placid cows, and anything that gets in the way of that is bad. Criticism gets in the way of moodom, so it must be bad, therefore it's "whining".
I'm not interested in associating with cunts.
>>28973196
A critic is only a cunt if you're a thin-skinned normie.
>>28973185
Nah dude you are just whining. I have a "friend" he is also like that. He hates his surroundings because he couldn't connect with the people around him. Worst is that he talks to me about how he thinks these people should be better and I for one don't care two fucks. You are always looking at the grass on the other side and miss the butterflies laying on your lawn. Stop being a faggot. It's not being placid, it's being appreciative. Don't think you deserve anything, and less anything better.
Why are women such savages?
Is there a reason why we shouldn't kill all of them?
Men are bigger savages desu. When was the last time a woman led a genocide?
Puberty blockers for all females!
>>28973219
Wouldn't that just make them stay little girls forever? Why would anyone want that?
/r9k/, what do you play online? Is there anything where you can make friends anymore, or is everything really just to play with already existing friends, as I suspect?
>>28973040
I play league of legends with bronze girls, l pretend to be "naturally good" but l'm just a smurf.
It's kinda funny because free sex if you're not that fat, even if you're a social autist
If i told you you'd make fun of me.
>>28973040
If you're into Pokemon there's a decent community on Pokemon showdown (online battle simulator), you can just make an account (user+pass) and then type "/join showderp" into the main chat area. For context, showderp (pardon the awful name) is a recurring thread on /vp/ where people suggest Pokemon for an anon to use who then battles other users while everyone watches. Meanwhile the chatroom is mostly just people in that thread who want to talk.
/mischief/ stories for early childhood
>be me
>like 5
>kindergarten play time
>hidden section you couldn't see between chalkboard and little puppet play stage thing for kids
>always wanted to be the one to clap the erasers
>beat those dusty fuckers together harder than my dad beat me
>kid sitting right in front of stage thing
>dust...
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>be me
>be 4years old, first year of kindergarden age
>hate the nanny
>tell her straight up i wish to see her in plaster from top to bottom
>be 4
>mom tells me to go to bed because its late
>its only 9pm and i dont want to
>put into bed
>chop up moms favourite plant with my plastic sword as...
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>>28973059
i bet your mom remembers that and fucking hates you for it still
not like she ever loved you in the first place
>be myself
>accidentally break the battery cover on the tv remote
>my unstable stepfather gets home and discovers it
>enraged, asks if I did it
>"no, I think it was [older brother]"
>mom's husband goes into the bathroom while my brother is showering and starts spanking him
>still remember hiding in the darkness of my closet as my brother yelled in pain and confusion
mischievous
Anyone else find his life fascinating?
This cute little 90s kid grew up into such a fucking mess and broadcasted it to thousands (millions?) on the internet in the process.
I feel like he represents something about this period of time.
Whatever happened to the CWCki?
>>28972976
https://youtu.be/eJjtZ0IJIEA
>>28973256
I think at this point he's aware of his situation and that this is the only way he's ever going to get attention. He's still an autistic fuck but he's just milking it now
He was born in 1982. Does he really qualify as a "90s kid?"
I'm horny and I need to cum
looks like you have internet, so is something else stopping you?
>>28972923
No privacy
>>28972992
Whom is in your way?
ITT We post songs that really get to us
I've been listening to this song on repeat the past week or so.
https://youtu.be/wS0pn3kbAsA
>>28972893
The Internet is a weird place. Recently, a meme has been going around that you are a manchild loser if you listen to music in public.
But that pic you posted suggests that the only loser there is the guy that is upset about the other guy listening to the music.
So which one is it?
I'll post another song to get the thread rolling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVkAsEeLd0k
>>28972933
I never heard of that meme. It's perfectly normal to listen to music in public I see people do it all the time, what's wrong with listening to music in public?
Also how recent is that meme because I downloaded this one in 2013
Who here enjoys browsing the web and shit posting more than actually socializing (ugh) IRL
>>28972782
>normalfag trying to be super funny
nobody thinks like you retard
>enjoying sociallising
consider posting on an appropriate board such as SOC or wherever you're dumbass came from
>>28972816
That's ok godddddesssss
>>28972816
>smug tripfag avatarfagging with anime pictures
I ain't never seen that before!