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>"Love" has been proven to just be chemicals reacting in your brain
>People still think that "love" is anything deeper then that
>People still fall for it
>Mfw
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>>28969855
>>"Existence" has been proven to just be chemicals reacting
>>People still think that "existence" is anything deeper then that
>>People still fall for it
>>Mfw
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>>28969855
A monitor is just electricity and circuits and stuff, but it still produces an image.

Why does the means of achieving the result matter?
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>>28970353
>A monitor is just electricity and circuits and stuff, but it still produces an image.

Why does the means of achieving the result matter?

A monitor doesn't suck money from my wallet, and every other thing women do in the name of "love".

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>walk into server room
>see this
wut do???
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>>28969847
Run and slap her in the ass as hard as humanly possible
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>Kelsi Monroe

How could someone that cute be such a fucking whore?
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>>28969847
Watch for a bit then leave.

I ain't askin no questions, it ain't worth it.

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What does it mean if a girl says she partied over the weekend?
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>>28969742

Take a look at your picture. That's what it means.
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>>28969742
She has a better life than you.
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>>28969742
it means her face was glistening in semen last night

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>Get 600+ matches
>Have funny interesting conversations
>Get numbers
>Arrange dates
>Girls stops replying/flakes almost every time
how do we fix this?
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bump meme
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bump meme 2
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>>28969674
Girls use tinder for self gratification, not to actually pursue relationships. They want to feel wanted, but nothing more beyond that.

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Why haven't you picked up that onahoIe yet?
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Way ahead of you anon kun
Got mine years ago and it is pretty dang good
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Would a fleshlight/onahole prepare you for real sex? Just curious
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>>28969384

Shoo shoo normalfag

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Post your desktops don't be shy
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I never get my RAM over 50%, I think I wasted my money upgrading.
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>>28969590
Windows caches data to your RAM so even if it's not being actively used it's still wroth having.
Cute Sayaka, but not so cute rice.
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>>28969620
I wasn't ricing, I just like seeing my stats on the fly.

What are you drinking to sleep tonight?

>balls deep in a bottle of blanton's
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lots of IPAs
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>>28969302
21 years and a day sober here. What am I missing out on?
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>>28969345

Recommendations?
ive tried maybe a dozen and haven't found an ipa I liked. I just mostly stick to the same 2 stouts now, Left hand's milk stout nitro and Old rasputin

> don't fuck with girl let's players no sexism
> click on one by chance
> asking for stream donations
> man donates $450
> that's my entire fucking paycheck
> realize girl gamers are making thousands
> get upset that I have to wagecuck when these niggas are making bank off sad betas
> remember I'm a girl and that fucking changes everything
HOLY SHIT, SHOULD I BE DOING THIS? RED PILL ME ON THIS, I AM WILLING TO BE SKINNY AND FAKE TO EVERYONE FOR AT LEAST $1500 A MONTH
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>>28968485
Let's see a pic and we'll decide.
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>>28968485
Do it, bet you $10 you won't.
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>>28968485
Do it, make me your manager your gonna be a star baby. Quick question, were you born female? Some people here weren't if not can you pass? If you can do any of these your in

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Loser/NEET General/Feels. Join the Pity Party
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>drinking cheap vodka bought with mommy's credit card to escape the depression
>piss in empty glass
>pass out
>wake up thirsty
>drink piss from glass, forgetting what was in it
That was the third time I did such a thing in the past few months too. What has my life become?
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Bahahaaa I'll be watching this thread. Go faggots!
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>tfw can't get a job
>don't know if it's my own fault for not trying hard enough or if I'm legitimately just extremely unlucky in my inability to find employment
Fucking embarrassing to be my age and not have a job either, to be still financially dependent on my parents. And no one ever gives me any sympathy either even though I feel like I kinda deserve it.

Gotta admit, some of y'all are probably trolling though.

How are you lads holding up? How did grades turn out? Did you ever talk to that qt you noticed at the beginning of the quarter?

Also, who /UC/ here?
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Berkeley here. Live in Orinda. where you from, m8?
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>>28968243
>2.3 GPA
>finished my first year and already on Academic Probation

JDIMSA
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Santa Barbara. You must be from Berk, every other UC is still in dead week.

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What does being inside a woman feel like?

Women, what does having a man inside you feel like?
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Warm, wet, tight, if all goes well. The tissue in the vagina is the same type of tissue as the inside of your cheeks, if that helps. On the psychological side of things, the skin to skin contact feels good/comforting/you're in your happy place, and the fact that you're fucking someone can elicit feelings of power, freedom, or oneness, depending on whether we're talking a random fuck buddy or a spouse/long-term partner.

Hope that helps.
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>>28968216
>What does being inside a woman feel like?
feels like your dick is finally home after being out in the cold for too long
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>>28969070
this is pretty spot on while >>28968624
explains the feeling in more detail

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>June 1st, 2016
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Thank you OP
I was looking forward to this post
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I wish it was 2011, before my life was shitty.
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>halfway through 2016
It's like new year's was yesterday.

>in RuneScape I refer to Construction as a "new" skill
>someone in game told me that it's now ten years old

Where did the time go?

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>spend $1200 on a gaming PC
>realize video games don't really give me pleasure anymore
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awww shit I know that feeling. Felt it 5 years ago. Haven't played any pc games since.
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>>28967558
God I know this feel. The only thing that will make me happy is a woman
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i was just planning on building a PC but now that you mention it i don't even know what i'd want to play

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Holy fuck this movie was devastating. It reminded me of how I could have turned my life around back in high school. Now I'm a college dropout schizophrenic virgin. Any good movies for robots? Please respond.
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more like the perks of being a special snowflake
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this movie was terrible, just angsty teens, no robots in it family
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>>28967241
Same same, my nigger. Coming Of Age films rub a special spot for me.

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Omegle thread. Other died
Tags:
r9k
omegler9k
angelito
chew
r9komegle
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>tfw you haven't seen the omegle bf in months
I miss him :(
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why is bob ross cybering on omegle
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That guy is so fucking boring. Finally got him to talk and was utterly disappointed.

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