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if you don't live in a shack in the middle of nowhere with no internet you are NOT a robot
>with no internet
but then who was post
How are we supposed to be robots if we don't have internet?
>>28983330
i'm actually posting for a friend, he sent me a letter via pigeon mail and he told me where to go on the internet and what to post
Why are women so stupid? Shit this was a no brainer
that was a stupid ass question and you use gay emoticons
>>28983270
>Implying anyone can read your mind
I wish they could read my mind, it would make things a lot easier, because man alive am I terrible at expressing my thoughts and feelings and I have this awful habit of expecting everyone to know exactly what I'm talking about at all times
>>28983270
Hope you're a troll, you asked the question in such a way anyone would obviously think about some unusual answer. If you stopped after "Half the report seems to be the words external power supplies" and didn't ask anything, the first thing that comes to mind would clearly be "well, maybe he's writing a report about external power supplies"
Does it really work? Did I do good?
Bitch looks fat
>>28983273
Lower half is suspect
>>28983273
But upper half is gud
If someone or I roll trips in this thread we all have to message the girl we have had a crush on for a while now. No specific message has to be sent, just a simple "Hey, whats up" will work just fine. Roll boys
>>28983212
what the hell, I will roll
i dont have a single girl number
>>28983250
I mean facebook my man, or any social media if you have it. If not satanic trips mean you have to do in person.
What's with all the "Would you date a ____ girl?" threads? If your answer isn't all yes (or all no for those more into the 2D persuasion) then you aren't a robot.
Mcfucking kill yourself, you stupid failed normalfag piece of shit.
I hope you die in the next mass shooting.
>>28983168
you imply robots have no standards whatsoever. If that was the case then we wouldn't have robots.
>>28983189
>mass shooting
>2 dead including the shooter
>Kaiji
>Welcome to the R9k
>Prison School
Anyone have anything else?
>>28983140
There's an episode of Death Parade which is literally r9k
Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magica. You're all shitty autistic little Homura, orbiting a girl who doesn't give a fuck about you.
>>28983140
Once you hit Welcome to the NHK, there is nothing that really gets closer to /r9k/, I think. Pic related.
Why don't you just date a cute trap instead of chasing after gross roasties?
>>28982996
>implying I could get either
>>28982996
Because i am not fucking a guy just because he wears a drag and looks cute. He still has a dick and i would have to fuck his flat male ass
Traps are even crazier and more superficial than women are.
Bigger sluts as well.
The dream of traps being "just one of the guys, except they look like a girl!" is a false dream that stems from ignorance.
>tfw some scream wakes me up in the middle of the night
>tfw only i heard it
>bought 50 overwatch loot crates
>got nothing but blues
truly horrifying
felt a wave of relief when I woke up and realised it was a dream.
>>28982893
I had that happen once. It looked like I was laying in my bed awake and then I heard a terrifiying scream and woke up.
>dream that I killed a guy while robbing a store with some guy I didnt really know
>hes freaking out on the drive home and im just constantly telling him to get his shit together because he is stressing me out
>constantly think back to the scene of the crime wondering if i left any evidence
>wake up and for 10 minutes legitimately think I just killed someone
What will you do when your pet dies?
>>28982879have sex with the dead body before you bury it
>>28982879
I will go on a normie murder spree to commemorate memory of Leutunant Fur
My dog died. Had to carry it's small body to its grave. A small piece of me died that day. Doge was wearing a sweater I had bought
Would you date a black girl /r9k/?
the real question is would a black girl date me?
w not
>>28982845
yes.
What's with all the race baiting going on today? fuck man, r9k is slowly becoming pol
>Still believing in libertarian (contra-causal) free will
Literally, how?
How can you defy causality out of "your own volition", when "your own volition" itself is causal? Or if things are indeterministic at the quantum level and somehow that filters up to force your thoughts on the macroscopic scale, then "your own volition" is random and not controlled by a homunculus "you" but rather the acausal movements of subatomic particles?
Free will is a myth.
And you don't NEED to believe in it. All the "you need to believe in free will even if it's not true" arguments are THE SAME as the "you need to believe in God even if it's not true" arguments.
>You need to believe in God/Free will otherwise life isn't worth living
>You need to believe in God/Free will otherwise you'll do terrible things
>You need to believe in God/Free will because it FEELS like God/Free will exists
I could go on.
Free will belief is MORE stupid than belief in God though. At least "God" could be used to refer to some "higher power". The concept of a higher power is not incoherent.
The concept of libertarian free will IS.
>>28982832
So I should stop worrying about future issues because I have no control over my environment and reactions?
>>28983097
>So I should stop worrying about future issues because I have no control over my environment and reactions?
What do you mean by this?
Give an example.
You know what else is deterministic until it's not?
Bullet flight paths.
what's your bmi like lads?
>182cm
>71kg
http://www.smartbmicalculator.com/
I too am a good goy.
180cm
63kg
BMI is 19.7
>tfw I can eat as much shit as I like and don't put on weight
>op doesn't post his own bmi
186cm
70kg
20.2 bmi
>tfw still want to lose weight
5'11
42kg
13 bmi
>tfw constantly hungry
What the fuck is this? No matter how much i eat i keep being hungry like a half hour later
i just don't want to be fucking hungry anymore holy shit make it stop
>>28982714
Dude just eat and drink a lot
It's that simple to get rid of hunger :^)
>>28982714
are you fat as shit?
Could be a lot of things. The most common cause of constant hunger is diabetes. Go to the doctor
Who is really in control, roach?
Who pulls the strings?
>>28982708
the kikes, fAm
>>28982708
I do.
>Inb4 hurr durr free will doesn't exist
>>28982723
>>28982731
looks like you two roaches need to learn a lesson...
http://pastebin.com/L3cEaWbr
>I eventually flew to new york completely regardless of her, I had a few fantasies and dreams that I would accidentally meet her there but I fully knew that was extremely unlikely. I sent her a pic of my ticket before boarding as a joke referencing a video she made a day ago. I expected nothing of this but she invited me to come meet her. Being nearly friendless and really wanting to meet someone like me, especially her I accepted the invitation. Huge mistake. I met her and spent about 100 minutes with her. I fell in love/was obsessed over her since I could finally be myself with someone and feel loved/liked/accepted, those were the happiest hundred minutes in my life, and the first time I was happy in about 8 months. That night I cried myself to sleep because of how much I wished to had met her earlier and how much I wanted to have more time with her. My love to her was platonic, I just wanted to be her friend. I was imagining how much better my life could've been if I went to school with her, not being depressed and having a good friend is what I thought at the time would be the result of something like that. I was sure she was an amazing person. (this happened a day before her birthday).
Reminder that this failed tripfag is a pathetic beta and he, amongst other tripfags, should be scrubbed from this board.
>>28982689
He also posted child porn, thinking that he's invincible because he's in Israel and rich. Hopefully he will get his US citizenship revoked.
>>28982689
>he's going to stalk her
Dobt mind me
Postin in an eboc thread AMA
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