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Transsexual General
>tfw nipples getting more and more sensitive
Do the little dance. The buffalo bill one. Do it and make a webm.
>>28988617
Oh my goodness you're the cutest tranny I've ever seen
>>28988617
>>>/b/
>>>/soc/
kill yourself, please
Are we just going to stand by and allow this mockery to go on?
I want cigarettes
evens I go buy cigs odds i don't
>>28988663
well that's very disappointing
>>28988597
Don't let yourself get riled up by this, that's exactly what they want.
are u too much of a fkin robot to go on omegle? kys fgts meet my normie ass there 1v1 irl fu k u
>>28988596
I'm getting on in half an hour.
>>28988890
too late faggot, alphas are on now, betas are on later
thread will be deleted in 30 minutes
How do i overcome the emptiness in my heart every night? Without drinking me unconcious?
Why do i have to love when im not being loved in return?!!
kill heroregano
I'm confused. You say your heart is empty yet you say you "love" someone. Pick one, anon.
Maybe you truly are empty and are a bitter shothead trying to control someone else with promises of "love" and the only thing that's hurt is your Ego when you aren't loved back because you're a lowkey asshole.
Replace that emptiness with a love for drugs. It's what worked for me, after I realized I would never have what it is you still long for. Just don't get too addicted to any one in particular, rotate them out in other words. Easier said than done but it's possible . All I need anymore to be happy is a good buzz.
Name a worse human being
>>28988555
Mao, maybe
Trumporiginalfghjk
Me
Also totally original
hey robots i need to talk
i recently started dating a girl for the first time in my life. when does the anxiety end? she stresses me out by being mean and unreasonable at random times. I am overweight and I have almost completely lost the urge to eat and I dont feel the need to masterbate and she hasnt made me cum. what is wrong? should i be in a relationship? I feel more depersonalised then ever, so very drained
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please
>she stresses me out by being mean and unreasonable at random times
Elaborate; give us an example.
stop dating her and try someone else who makes you happy and not anxious
>on airplane
>seated next to cute gril
>try not to talk, just put on my headphones and start listening to some of the more "underground" nirvana songs
>a few minutes into the flight she nudges me
>"hey, whatcha listenin to?"
>"n-nirvana"
>"oh cool I love them!"
>obviously doesn't listen to them
>she asks me what my favorite song is
>ohnoplsgodwhy.jpg
>I've come in to far to lie now, I figure maybe she does listen to nirvana and will understand
>"R-rape me"
>she just looks at me awkwardly
>she tries to repair the conversation
>"What song are you listening to right now?"
>"I hate myself and I want to die"
>she stops talking to me and turns around
>a few minutes later I go to the bathroom, when I get back i see her ask I for a seat change
Heck
>>28988287
Good thread friendo
she wanted to fuck you
>>28988287
if rape me is your favorite nirvana song then you deserve to be rejected, everyone knows drain you is the best nirvana tune
>tfw women see and distinguish colors more accurately and vividly than men
>tfw men can lift heavy things much easier than women
>>28988162
>tfw finishing an appreticeship as a printer, where you have to distinguish colors flawlessly
i can believe it.
there are a surprising number of high elo female lol streamers.
im sure there are challenger level females that play lol, why don't they make a pro female team and challenge south Korea?
Why don't you date a nice indian girl, anon?
Agreed. Brown girls are qt as fuck
The smell.
OgenitalComento
I do, but I feel dirty for it
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/10895030
Why don't you have a tight black gf yet robots
This study is quite biased, they should've used women of multiple ages (in each category) and each with different sexual experiences matched to eachother; black virgin, white virgin, hispanic virgin. Can't conclude much. To answer your question I'm socially inept. And I'd never touch a nigger.
tfw I have a mixed black gf
That feel when she's tight as fuck
feels fucking good having a mixed gf with a million dollar vagina bros
>>28988485
she would not touch you either
Wagies
Wagies
Hey wagies. Wagecucks. Cuckolds. Wagecuckolds.
Tick tock
Another
Day
Another
$
>>28988060
The $ just goes back to the NEETS.
https://youtu.be/trmPapr7Djs
The fate of all NEETs
> tfw this month I paid my bills, contributed to my IRA and 401k, and still have a grip of cash left over.
Ask a Christian anything. This board seems really atheist, and I wanna answer your questions.
>Inb4 god is a lie *tips fedora*
does jesus have an army of females?
Everything in the bible is backwards.
>>28988033
Why do i go to hell when i kill myself and why did god give me such a shit life
Why does life suck so fucking bad? It seems like even normies are fed up now. Did something happen recently that just fucking ruined everything? Why does everything seem so much worse than it was 2 years ago?
It's like something happened in 2015 that fucked the world up permanently but I don't know exactly what it was.
We need a spiritual revolution...people have sunken into hedonistic empty lifestyle
>>28988088
It's not like we're any more hedonistic than 2 years ago, but something seems distinctly worse than 2 years ago
your perception has changed
The 90s are the new 50s
end thread
Im on two bottles of cough syrup
can I get a Music thread
tame impala and stuff like that would be appreciated
Psychedelic music? Sun Dial is one of the best I've heard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CA9watX2h9Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bwUl0DOKGc
Although they're a bit normie-ish imo unknown mortal orchestra is pretty good
http://youtu.be/E6Niqxw_Yz0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9jvzVuYRyY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2d8aiY5HxA&list=RDH2d8aiY5HxA
The only time I really feel good anymore is when I get high and forget that I have to worry about things in the world.
Feels shitty man. Any similar /escapereality/ feels?
I play very tedious retro RPGs because they take my mind off being circumcised.
>>28988069
>tfw friend/roommate got cut cause severe phimosis and didn't wanna deal with creams/stretching it
I similarly just get high all day everyday to forget that I'm slowly rotting away.
