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This was fun. older thread is dead
>>28958720
Most recent ones: http://hastebin.com/xaqelaketi.vhdl
Also, drew a few from first thread, pic related
>Whippoorwill
>Big Brother
>Captain Communism
>Hitler`s legacy
moar:
>frog-boy
>dreadnought
>Knobgrabber
gonna do some more when i feel like it. Keep it coming m8s
>>28993710
>>28993740
These are
F U C K I N G DOPE
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>>28993710
how do you get good at drawing?
>graduate high school
>class of 2k14
>weigh 320 lbs
>never had gf whOle life
>not going to college because my iq is below 100
>feelsbadman
>parents make me get a job
>walmart
>parents kick me out
>no parents no food
>lose 140 pounds after a year at working at wal mart
>grills I work with start noticing me now that I dont look like shrek
>ignore them because I'm too socially awkward
>decide to get a better job that pays more than $10/hour
>apply at police department
>get interviewed
>pass fitness test
>get accepted to academy
>start in July
Idunno if I should accept the job /r9k/. I'm too socially awkward l have no friends and human interaction scares me. But they pay like $19/hour. Should I just do it? I'm worried that I will get bullied at the Academy. Should I Try to find a different job? Trade? What would a grill like most?
>>28993701
Just go for it op, cops aren't supposed to be socially skilled, they're supposed to enforce the law. In fact it's one of the few positions where you work with people but at the same time aren't expected to be polite to them, should be perfect for you.
No. We don't need another cowardly socially awkward fuck with a badge willing to pull the trigger at the drop of a hat.
>>28993732
I going cops were Chads?
I give my flatmate a handjob every once in a while.
Figured it was just a favor for my friend.
That's not gay, r-right?
>>28993613
Not gay in the slightest mate, go right ahead. Maybe start sucking it occasionally too
>>28993613
ether you have homoerotic urges or you are so pathetic you engage in homosexual activity that you don't directly enjoy just to have human contact.
>>28993642
What? That's gross.
>>28993664
I don't think I have homoerotic urges, but I do like watching men cumming on figurines.
Something about it just feels hot.
THERE you have gentlemen.
13 year old schoolboys, and I mean 13 year old schoolboys are fucking hot 24 year old super model school teachers while you are just sitting here being virgins or having no gf's at all at 18+
Funny part is they said they boys parents was ok with it. Where was you when you saw the absolute hypocrisy that is our society today????????
Theres even dogs out there getting human pussy and i dont even bat an eye.
>>28993609
I love how you can see she's driving in her sunglasses reflection.
>>28993633
Damn she has really big strong sailor arms
>That driving glove
*tips fedora*
![[Kamigami] Tonari no Totoro [BD x264 1080p FLAC(Man,Can,Jap,Eng,Fre,Ger,Ita,Kor) Sub(Chs,Cht,Jap,Eng,Ger,Fre,Ita,Kor)] #01_19_15.833.png](https://i.imgur.com/ecAtbEL.jpg "[Kamigami] Tonari no Totoro [BD x264 1080p FLAC(Man,Can,Jap,Eng,Fre,Ger,Ita,Kor) Sub(Chs,Cht,Jap,Eng,Ger,Fre,Ita,Kor)] #01 19 15.833")
Robots, do you have a sister?
I just came back from a 4 year vacation and found out that my pure 12 year old sister is now a fucking roasty slut.
I'm kind of freaking out over it. I don't know how to deal with it at all.
Everyone else acts like it's the most normal thing in the world.
What the fuck is wrong with me? Why do I care so much?
Wat do, r9k?
Picture unrelated.
>>28993561
you kill her she has be soiled
>>28993561
my sister fucked and had a kid with a guy that basically threatened me over nothing. That's women for you.
How did you take 4 year vacation
Fuck all of you pathetic virgins.
You are dock bro. That's the dock
>>28993585
That is some dock with kitties on it. Fuck u :3
Trips for truth. /r9k/ virgins are the lowest of the low.
I think it's time to spam.... THE AMWF PICS!
>>28993551
What prompted this op?
This is sad because AMWW sex is the secret cheat code and awareness is dim.
>>28993634
>secret cheat code
Please elaborate.
>tfw you will never have your very own PMC during the 1980s
>you will never be a legend in the eyes of those who live on the battlefield
>you will never go on top secret stealth missions while listening to 80s j-pop songs on your walkman
jdimsa
NOW
SURE AS THE SUN WILL CROSS THE SKY
THIS LIE IS OVER
LOST
LIKE THE TEARS THAT USED TO TIDE
ME OVEEEEEEEER
>>28993479
Don't make me feel anymore than I have too anon
I already can't stop listening to 80s music
TAAAAAKEEE ONNNN MEEEEEEE
(TAKE ON ME)
TAAAKKEEEEE MEEEEEE ONNNN
ITT We share our many reasons we want to kill ourselves
I'll start
>Morbidly obese
>Socially retarded
>Leech on my parents
>Things i'm not proud of
>Lost hope a long time ago
>cut
>abused as a child
>my brain is all fucked up
>droopy lower eyelids
This is literally the only reason.
I never asked to be born. I genuinely think it's immoral to have children. It may be tips fedora-y but what Rust said in True Detective is true "The hubris it must take to yank a soul out of non existence, into this, meat. And to force a life into this, thresher."
At what age did you realize you were ugly? I found out at age 27 at a friends birthday party when a group of stacies made fun of my ugly deformed face.
10
>valentines day
>>28993362
fucking kek anon
((((((((Original
>>28993362
I know you're just fishing here, but you don't look too bad really. Get your eyebrows waxed and lose some weight, you'll do alright bud.
Why do colleges force everyone to take statistics or calculus? Isn't this shit worthless for all but a handful of jobs?
>>28993316
I want non-Stemlords to die
Depends on what kind of job
To be honest, calculus is actually pretty useful for complicated personal finance or taxes, as it deals largely with rate of change. Not talking about fucking triple integral or topology, but it can be applied.
Statistics is useful because you can use it to come up bullshit justifications for things
Do you ever wonder what people are saying about you?
>>28993252
I pretty much assume they try not to talk about me at all, assuming I even ever come up in their minds to begin with.
No one says anything about me I don't have friends and I hardly ever leave my house
For me, it's going out in public. I think every stranger is looking at me and judging me constantly. I have some inferiority complex as well where I believe every stranger is automatically better than me. I'm just a fuckup in general.
JUST KIDDING THIS THREAD IS ABOUT MONSTER TRUCKS!!!
col truk
>>28993230
What was the one that had the car frame?
It started with a C or M I think
I scored "Gravedigger".
Can someone explain what this means?
>Haha, that's right anon! I'm a witch! And I'm transforming you into a cute girl now to punish you for all those r9k misogyny posts I found in your browser history! Hope you enjoy getting hit on, "qt 3.14"
>>28993105
Do I get to keep my cock?
>>28993105
But how will I impregnate my girlfriend like that?
>>28993121
>no hahahahaha!
Can I file a noise complaint over the internet? My dad's blasting his shitty music again at midnight.
he's blasting muse please help
Doesn't he have work tomorrow?
>>28993104
>having a dad
time to fuck of back to rebbit normo
