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So here's the deal, I made a friend. She is a girl and we get along great. We're even working together in a club we started up for our uni.inb4 GET OUT NORMAN REEEEEEE. My question is: X-Men apocalypse has come out and most of my friends that are into superhero movies and stuff and out of town. I really want to see the movie, and she is technically my only option to not go alone. Should I spend money to buy her a ticket and maybe dinner afterwards? Should i spend money on girls who are just friends and won't put out at all? Have I consumed too many r9k memes that I can't treat women like anything other than mindless sex machines? Help me robots.inb4 I SWEAR TO GOD YOU FUCKING NORMIE LEAAAAVVEEEEEEEEE
She is just a friend? You don't want or expect to have sex with her after?
Then just ask her to come along, why the fuck are you paying for things. ESPECIALLY dinner.
>>28992246
Do it if you want to.
But if not dont.
>>28992322
Yeah this op Jesus relax if ur not trying to fuck her, your probably already friend zoned anyway
> Move into college apartment.
> Literally HUNDREDS of women are having sex/ons's every day.
Is this where I end myself? If you stand at the doorway you will see a new woman every 5-10 minutes waiting for a guy to show up, and a lot are in skimpy clothes or in bathrobes.
I just want to fucking end myself.
I didn't realize just how bad things truly were, and I fucking signed a year long lease.
Also they give us random roommates, and 2 of my roommates are dating each other (boy & girl)
this is just fucking shit. I want to kill myself, all this sex everyone is having and I'm a fucking virgin.
All these loser chads who work minimum wage and their only hobby is fucking women are having so much sex. Meanwhile I already got my career set out, $10,000 in savings and I can't even get leftovers.
>>28992170
Yes it hurts when u need to see it errday.
BUT
Life eventually ends.
>>28992489
I don't care about even having sex personality. It's just the disgusting behavior that makes me mad. That's why non virgin women are completely worthless to me. Self control is a priority.
>>28992568
I know man Im almost the same, I could use sex, but I dont want to lose my V with some used up bitcho who wold judge me.
I value virginity in woman.
But t b h I would want one for my first mostly because Im scared of judgment and skills disproportion.
I tend to find movies pretty boring especially modern ones. I just dont understand all the love normies have for these superhereoes films and shit.
I think I just find them boring because if its 2 hours long, I feel like the rest of the movie is just a wait to get there.
>>28992164
just watch something other than normie superhero shit.
some good ones from the last few years:
only lovers left alive
under the skin
the duke of burgundy
her
inside llewyn davis
byzantium
whiplash
trance
I tried to watch this one movie, "Synechode, New York"
Honestly the most boring and depressing miserable and borderline incoherent movie I have ever seen.
Couldn't finish it. I quit an hour and 20 minutes in.
>>28992221
This is maybe the only time I've seen someone on /r9k/ who has good taste in movies.
Based black guy tells r9k how it is, kek, well what now faggots? What excuses will you come up with next?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsNyIDzwvC4
His nose almost sucked me into the video
>>28992150
I miss kent. Off to shittube.
>nigger
Post invalidated
/r9k/ I need your advice. So this grill I work with at mcdonald's said I should get a "snap chat" and add her to it..I had no idea what a snap chat was. So I told her I only used Reddit and 4chan. Then she asked me what my username was on there. I didn't want to tell her my Reddit user name because it had furry porn posted so I made it up. Then I tried to explain that you don't really have usernames on 4chan and she got all confused. So I just told her to add me on reddit. Now she's going to try to add me on Reddit but I don't actually own the username I told her. How can I fix this /r9k/? This is the first ever grill who actually gives me attention. I don't want to screw it up.
>>28992145
say you lost the password and make a fresh acount
>>28992145
Make the name you made up
>>28992145
Make the username you said you have. Ez.
And get Snapchat, don't be a fag. It's shitty but normies love it.
>tfw started first day of no fap today
>see cousin and aunts today
>their ass and tits both hanging out respectively
geez maybe i can just push this whole no fap thing till tomorrow? or is this just my addiction talking? i just wish i had this kind of quality fapbank content in my head yesterday
who else /no fap june/ here
Day 8. We can do it breh
>>28992110
I've never no fapped ever, but it does sound like you're just putting it off. What's the end goal or point of no fap anyway? It's supposed to be healthy to wank for your balls and as a stress relief
try no porn instead
Why are there so many single men but no single girls?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1qGKD4zfsw
>>28992103
alex stop shilling your channel, post new content or i will unsub
>>28992103
stop promoting your shitty youtube channel
>>28992103
tl;dr harems
A 13 year old fucked this every day for 7 months.
>yfw you just lost all hope
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/alexandria-vera-docs-teacher-had-sex-with-student-13-who-impregnated-her/
She's hotter than anything I've ever even spoken to and I'm 20
What's the point in even trying?
>>28992075
She is smokin. Probably made that kid's entire life.
>>28992205
>Mentally ill caked up shitskin
Any one will do, eh? This is what the pedestal means.
Who /devilish/ here?
>go on /lit/
>present an argument
>set up false opposing response riddled with logical fallacies
>absolutely destroy "oponent's" viewpoint
>seed of doubt against opposing viewpoint is subconsciously planted in every reader's mind
>be normie
>browse /r9k/
>leave the door open
>pee in the sink
>maintain eye contact with self in the mirror
>don't rinse the basin afterward
>turn around and cool my ass on the granite countertop
>>28992099
I thought I was alone.
Who else /closetnormie/ here?
I'm at a point where I can't get enjoyment from anything. Not reading, not movies, not exercise, not outdoor shit, and not even video games.
I get no pleasure from doing these hobbies. I just do them now just to pass the time and nothing more. I'm getting tired of it too.
What the fuck am I supposed to do now?
>>28991973
drugs srsly
>>28991973
you probrably have depression
the cure is to kill yourself or get an actual life
>>28991973
You have what is called anhedonia, loss of pleasure, usually a symptom of depression. I feel much the same, but I still get a twinge of pleasure when I think about buying some merch.
Why are people so much more adamant about Sandy Hook being a hoax than any other mass shooting?
>>28991942
dude's face is too creepy to be real
>>28991942
1) young children
2) he didn't have any connection to the school or motive (I know james holmes didnt either etc)
3) the number of casualties
Basically because it evoked a lot of fear from that, so naturally some people will conclude that the government did it to control the masses via the fear
Like with 9/11
Paramedics were barred from going in.
State troopers response is fishy to say the least
People in Newtown keep winning the lottery. Scratch off tickets, thousands at a time.
Every single parent of a kid who died moved in between 2009-2011
Every parent of a kid who died is gone now
Roads were blocked
Key people there are disappearing
Why aren't you in an interracial relationship, anon?
Because my standards are not that low, I'll take a QT crippled girl over a nigger anyday
>>28991927
same reasons i'm not in an intraracial one
>>28991927
>be black
fuck
>be in Walmart with mom(luckily she wasn't around to witness this)
>girl runs up to me
>"OMG, Anon! I haven't seen you since highschool. How have you been? Where are you living?"
>I'm a NEET who lives at home.
>"You're still living at home? I just got my master's, I start my doctorate program in the fall. Where are you working?"
>unemployed
>"You don't work either? Chin up Anon, I'm sure you'll be fine, you were so smart in high school."
I used to say "chin up" to her in a sarcastic tone when she did bad on a test in high school. I'm 25 and want to die.
>>28991888
So you basically got what you deserved? karma's a btich.
Gee, if only you could have channeled your smug pepe. Mock her garbage degree.
>>28991888
embrace the neet and enjoy your lazy introvert life
it's great once you accept it
is there anything more annoying than some fat fuck at the gym that doesn't know what he's doing?
>>28991784
what do you think the gym is for?
are you stupid?
>>28991784
thats why i have a personal gym. and im still 100lb overweight
>>28991784
this image has made me mildly upset
>tfw your waifu isn't real
Accept reality, force things or kill yourself.
>>28991708
>waifu isn't real
Ain't that the point?
>>28991708
>your waifu isn't real
say that to my face and see what happens cunt
mai waifu is very real
>>28991708
i'll accept the latter
