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I fingered a girl yesterday, and now I can't fap to porn, I don't get excited by porn, I'm still virgin tho
I want to fap
If you can't fap to your imagination then your imagination is broken.
>>28995666
If a girl is willing to be fingered by you she is probably willing to have sex with you, text her or something.
it will go away after a day or two.
try thinking about her without porn.
ive been in that situation op i know how u feel. i would sugguest to contact her again and this time man up and fuck her.
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so the S tier boards are supposed to be good right?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
/pol/ have bigger impact then /tv/ or /sp/
>>28995614
>/v/
>F-Tier
>/qst/ literally added almost 2 months ago
>B-Tier
BAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>A skeptic will question claims, then embrace the evidence. A denier will question claims, then reject the evidence.
>>28995592
Why is this fedora material? Seems like a reasonable statement to me...
>>28995618
He's tipping ironically
>>28995618
>When you train your mind how to think, you inoculate yourself against those who desperately want to tell you what to think.
>people are still talking about this
Why? Why do people give so much of a shit about this damn gorilla?
he has no style, he has no grace. this kong, got shot in the face
>>28995613
Holy fuck hahahahahahahaha. You win the day Anon.
>>28995575
Because he fell into the enclosure.
I have a fantasy that I am a nazi officer in Belsen, I shoot Anne Frank right between her pretty little eyes.
I would visit her decaying body everyday on the other side of the fence.
I'd love watching the maggots feast on her perky budding breasts.
>>28995550
BELSEN WAS A GAS I HEARD THE OTHER DAY IN THE OPEN GRAVES WHERE THE JEWS ALL LAY
>>28995550
I like to fantasize that the day will never end, and I can be a comfy NEET all day long forever. The sun never sets, time seems to go on but never reaches the end of the day, and I just sit shitposting and listening to jams for all eternity.
>>28995550
I have a very realistic reoccurring dream in which I am a Soviet soldier during the invasion of Nazi Germany. It's so realistic, and I feel legitimately confused whenever I wake up.
I want to be successful like you normies. Can you please help me? I've allowed robots to taint my heart and think all women are dumb sluts looking for the guy with the biggest cock in the room.
I'm an uneducated 21 KHV 5'9 NEET with zero friends and acquaintances. If anyone could hand me a blue pill, I'd appreciate it. I need help and I can't afford a psychiatrist
>>28995478
So let's start with the basics: what are your interests?
>>28995478
just bee yourself, anonemouse
>>28995517
I like fighting and I like making money. I also like shitposting. I like throwing punches during the day so I can perfect my speed and power to knock out niggers
It's like one of those levels where a bomb is going to go off and a timer counts down but when it reaches zero it gives you more time so it's a false threat. It keeps seeming like NEET life will come crashing down on me and I'll have to be a hobo or wagecuck but I manage to escape again and again. Soemthing always comes through to the rescue. Some neighbor goes to jail, somebody dies, somebody else in the family fucks up a d attention is drawn to them, something to grant me more forbearance.
It seems like the outside world is fake and is just alluded to but I have spent 42 years in the same house and haven't left the house in 4 years. Hoping tornado comes and wipes out all houses in the neighborhood except mine or it just kills me.
Life is a video game. It was terribly designed with a lousy plot, characters who have obvious and unfair advantages over others, and it's instant death. No health bar or extra lives. Also, no quicksave feature. Shitty.
I get what you mean, OP.
I keep thinking my life is going to just crash and burn and everything will be ruined, but so far, things just keep going. My enjoyment of life definitely is a downward curve, though.
>>28995447
Life is unbalanced. Male and Western civilization are currently being nerfed. The in-game economy is getting harder and harder to get into. Females and minorities are getting buffed. Game environment is decaying, but bacteria are gaining alot of antibiotic resistance exp. Admins and mods are increasingly abusing their power and censoring players and the flow of information. Somehow a great deal of players still believe in the rumor of an "afterlife" expansion pack.
I can not sleep /r9k/ i keep moving back and forth because i am so stressed out what should i do??.
Listen to some music to make you fall asleep.
I keep alcohol next to my bed for this very reason
>>28995377
stay up with me senpai
>26 years old
>already have ED
Who else here has a broken dick?
You're never having sex so why does it matter?
>>28995242
I used to enjoy masturbating and ERP. I'd also like to have sex someday, as unlikely as it is right now.
Guess I can get some boner pills or something if it ever comes to it.
I'm only 18 and the one time I had sex I took 45 minutes and then just quit.
Feels bad man
am i schizophrenic dude? theres no way i can be this autistic for real. Where my schizophrenic bros at? How did you realize you were schizo?
i read the wiki page and then decided i wanted to be special too.
>>28995226
Whatever the fuck is wrong with me, I definitely don't want to be this way
>>28995208
you're not schizo, you're just edgy
trust me, I was the same way and see it all the time in kids who are new to college or some subculture who want to think they're important by being damaged in some epic cool mental way but the real truth is only 2% of the population of the world is schizo in any way, and much less in the parts the world where you are well-off and face no strife.
Do you guys like Hong Kong? I'm new here and wondering why this site is so appealing?
>>28995150
you're new to Hong Kong or 4chan?
4chan is appealing because of anonymity.
Only the moderators can see your IP
This site is like a retirement home, pretty boring and generic
One of the few cities I wanna visit
god I just want to fucking DIE AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE LET ME OUT OF THIS FUCKING PRISON FOR CHRIST'S SAKE, IF THERE IS ANYTHING GOOD IN THIS WORLD THEN LET ME DIE ALREADY AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH PLEASE I'M FUCKING BEGGING YOU IF ANYTHING CAN HEAR ME, IF A GOD EXISTS THEN JUST LET ME DIE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS ISN'T FUNNY ANYMOREEEEEE KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME GOD DAMN YOU KILL MMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Are you immortal op? Just walk I'm traffic or something.
>>28995128
then make me
Just be happy anon ;)
Who else here would rather die without having a gf than "settling" for some 4/10 bitch and is totally okay with it?
Me. I will never EVER settle for the kind of roastie that likes me. Seriously, I would rather be alone.
I'll only settle for 0/10 males with 2 inch dicks m8
That would be me. It's better to die with some dignity.
What's your relationship with your father like, r9k?
His last message to me was that he is taking all steps possible to remove me from him legally and he no longer acknowledges me as his son or from his blood line.
This was because I arrived to a Christmas lunch at 12pm but apparently Christmas lunch is 7am.
Haven't spoke or seen him for 2 years now since then.
Fun note
>We were the only ones going to be there for that lunch
>>28994983
There has to be more to that story than that.
You don't cut someone out of your life for being late to lunch.
>Literally who?
He left when I was one senpai
HOW THE FUCK DO I ESCAPE LIFE
>>28994906
you don't ;3
>>28994917
I don't want to go to work tomorrow, I hate it I just wan to run away from everything but any option I have leads to being dead if I don't work a t this place. I cant just run away anywhere in the USA, I cant just run away even anywhere in south America. I need a job lined up and worked through my slaver aka employer. There is nowhere on this planet a man can just be free, somewhere I can take my guns and just grow my own food and kill anyone that bothers me. I'm going insane I want out
>>28995067
There is no answer and there is no help.
