The Drifter Elias Samson from NXT
He's my boy and I miss him.
>>1482030
>He's my boy and I miss him.
true
Why is this board obsessed with pic related when he is all but forgotten by most wrestling fans?
>>1482012
He the hero we needed but not the one we deserved.
At a moment when wrestling was at his lower point, he keep the company floating.
He took the fall for all of us like a good wrestler should and pave the way for the rebirth of WWE.
I put him up there with Jake the Snake, that give us good wrestling moments even when he was hitting rock bottom.
>>1482012
Building up the hype for his fight
Trust me when that day finally comes the toy gun kiddos and hemasexuals will be running in their moms basements for cover because no thread survives the shitposting storm
Can someone explain to me this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5sGX5CdduA
>>1481983
I assume it's a triple threat. Brock would have lost if Triple H got the pin, so he was supposed to break it up.
These fucking comments. Based.
>>1481983
He was like what, 24 here and green as hell?
Wrestling fans in general
>>1481976
Is that Rachel Starr?
Wait so how long are they go to draw this out? Why not just air an hour or two of matches every night until it's finished?
Because at least the developmental branch of WWE understands the problem with oversaturation.
>watching a show dedicated to vanilla midgets
>>1481792
Ibushi has more charisma in his silly haircut than your vanilla gorillas do in their forced Vince pushes. ^_^
Was 97 the GOAT year?
>Austin vs Hart WM13
>Taker vs Michaels HiaC
>Mysterio vs Guerrero HH
>Top their In Your House year round
>Kane debut
>Goldberg streak
>Bret gets cucked
You forgot
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lqLQ6qRV2fY
>>1481458
I was born in 96 so i barely remember that
Thats the year i was born
He looks like he pledged alliance to ISIS. I wouldn't be surprised if he runs over people at a pride parade with a truck in the name of Allah.
Siemme Puunkh
>>1480811
Phill Al Brooklfeqi
>>1481795
CM "No Flowers For Twin Towers" Punk
Is Cherry Bomb/Allie the female Kevin Owens?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFstxA7ZZ7w
>>1479747
The only difference is she has fat titties. Where is Owens is just fat.
>>1479747
Leva Bates is a fucking nerd. Very cute though.
Cherry Bomb is actually kinda like KO though. She even has the same sort of intonation in her voice. Pls tell me her tits are real.
Is her screaching at the ref a work or her real voice? Jesus christ, she'd be a nightmare in bed
What's his endgame? Was getting Brock caught with roids part of the plan?
Ye to have UFCs biggest PPV forever tainted with the fact two of their biggest stars got busted for PEDs
You know, it wouldn't surprise me.
>even the combined effort of Brock, Shawn, and Austin still garnered record low ratings
>pays Brock full time salary for a guy who wrestles maybe 5 times a year
Brock has two more years left in his WWE contract, right?
>>1479228
Of course! Crashing UFC, with no survivors.
>Get rid of Shield attire and music, because he's no longer in the fucking Shield
>Make him a dominant heel who rarely talks
>Give a good mouthpiece manager
>When he does talk give him good lines to work with, he clearly sucks at ad libbing
>Don't shoehorn him into the main event scene so fucking quickly and blatantly
>Have him dominate the mid card
>???
Profit
He's already good in the ring and has the look
>>1478523
Everyone all ready knows this. But he doesn't even need a mouth piece, just don't make him talk for more than two mins and he's fine
All they had to fucking do was turn him heel during any of the 50 great opportunities they've had to do so during this nearly two year clusterfuck.
Align him with the Authority, eventually have Haitch turn on him and he probably would have come out the other end getting far better reactions than he has been.
>le turn him heel
So smarks would cheer him and give another wrong reaction?
He isn't
>>1478278
>might get fined for millions of dollars
Nah, he probably is a bit.
>>1478271
Vince did this on purpose to sabotage UFC
tfw Ramen is away only for a few weeks and there are ZERO threads about him
fuck you guys
he's the the best thing to sports enternatiniment since BMJ
fucking manlets fedoras stopped talking about him already? He's the draw. He drew 6 gillions at Wrestlemania, how dare you stop talking about him? He is over. You pay to boo him.
Hi Vince!!!
>FedoRamen THIS insecure
Much like Sheamus & Orton before him, without the WWE hype machine behind him, he's irrelevant.
fucking smarks ruining sport entertainiment again
What went wrong?
Why are all three ratings disasters?
>>1481617
>ratings is everything
no need to panic as long as the revenue is still there
>>1481620
hello stephanie
>>1481621
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fob4r2N-upg
What was his name again?
Cripple H
Mong Cena
Chocolate helicopter
can we have a thread about this?
Ishii v. Tenzan just finished. My god, what a match.
>>1481561
Based Sanada going to blow the fuck out of Tanahashi on night 1.
>Fat Tongan man v Samurai Dolph Ziggler
awesome
>the city of bad luck fale
truly bad luck to get booked in a match with him
![Cherry-Bomb[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/sf6Rco6.png "Cherry-Bomb[1]")
