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APOLOGIZE
"No"
sorry bout your titties
i-im sorry. well what else do you want me to say i said i'm sorr--
I APOLOGIZE YOU SON OF A BITCH!
This is Jessie Graff.
Jessica "Jessie" Graff (born January 12, 1984 in New York City) is a professional stunt woman and actress. She is a black belt in Tae Kwon Do, a black sash in Kung Fu, and is trained in five other styles of martial arts. She is also a championship pole vaulter and competitive gymnast. She is famous for being the first woman to qualify for the city finals on the fifth season of American Ninja Warrior. She was also a contestant on Wipeout in 2008. In season 8 of American Ninja Warrior, in the Los Angeles qualifying round, she became the first...
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>>1476948
But how is her fart game?
whats her gimmick and shoe size
Jesus Christ her leg is as thick as my torso
Fuck you Manlet nerds
Ambrose is the best
What
>>1476938
I really cannot figure out what this picture is supposed to be
/asp/
we're here
DEAH
>tfw no mandy gf
Why is she so perfect?
>>1476838
How is her fart game?
>>1476847
What do you mean ?
>This is the look of a WWE Champion
Yeah. It is. Stay mad virgin.
>>1476831
Remember Dean is the only man in the WWE that worked hard to get where he was
based
How do you salvage Orton?
Give him another legend killer run?
I would have him ass rape all the divas and then get them fired
give him a mask
>>1476697
RKO outta nowhere! Tweet it maggle!
>WWE doesn't even have flippyshit as good as TNA
Name 1 (one) thing WWE does better than TNA right now.
Pro-tip: you can't
>>1476677
commentary?
pretty bad > horrible
Everything.
>DJZ
Darren Young is /asp/
>>1476660
Yeah, we're pretty great again.
>>1476660
I wonder how many wrestlers he's sucked off
>>1476714
Personally I'd be more interested to know who
http://whatculture.com/wwe/neville-returns-to-action-at-wwe-smackdown-tapings
HE'S BAAAACK
>>1476635
So? He's never going anywhere
>>1476637
Delete yourself
>>1476635
literally who?
ITT: female wrestlers that enjoy the smell of their own farts
Paige and Alicia Fox
All of them because girl farts are delicious.
Becky seems like the type that would giggle after a cheeky fart
>all current singles champs have blonde gfs
What did Vince mean by this?
>>1475881
>women are attracted to successful men and men are attracted to hot women
What did evolution mean by this?
>current wimminz champ is a blond
>all 3 singles champs have blond gfs currently employed in the 'E
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
>>1475881
Reminder that Dean and Miz combined make roughly half the wrestler of RuRu
Did he do a good job on Smackdown?
>>1475738
>did Darren Young do a good job on....
No.
His new theme is alright.
>>1475738
No, he did great.
>watching Cruiserweight Classic
>this Chinese nigga right here
Holy shit why how is he allowed to be so qt? How can white boys even compete?
>>1475683
>YWN suck his little asian dickk
>>1475683
How could you even get through his match he was god awful
>>1475683
>finding this guy cute
>not even that cute, just small and kinda effeminate
>meanwhile ignoring that sexy baguette from later on
What if...
AJ takes the title off of the winner of Dean/Seth/Roman...
And Anderson & Gallows get the tag championships?
The Club can be a big time heel stable like nWo or DX.
I think that would be the perfect vehicle to put over promising young talent.
>>1475605
AJ won't get the title until Vince finally buys TNA.
Why don't you Marks understand this?
>>1475605
If anyone should be a big time Heel stable, it's the Wyatts.
They have the gimmick, the numbers, the longevity, they're spearheaded by a home-grown guy.
AJ is too over to lead a monster Heel stable, anyway. It'd just be weird seeing them slaughtering people. They're best as a kind of cocky, Tweenerish, charming and semi-comedic group of douchebags who just so happen to kick ass.
>>1475613
Vince doesn't like Bray Wyatt.
I'm not surprised though considering he's actually Fedora man and always going around thinking he's smarter than everyone else
Is she natty?
>>1475554
>you will never jizz in her armpits and then lick them clean as she holds you in a headlock
Why live?
That's not Natalya.
That's Rin Nakai.
She's a womanlet beyond belief and already has a failed UFC career.
