>leaves WWE because he doesn't like wrestling anymore
>everyone cries and gets angry at him
>doesn't give a fuck
>joins UFC because he wanted to become a fighter
>everyone laughs at him and says he'll lose
>doesn't give a fuck
Why is he so based bros? He just does what he wants and doesn't care what anyone thinks.
I wish I had as much balls as Punk.
>>1479901
>doesn't care what anyone thinks
>leaves because his boss doesn't think he should headline WM
LMAO
Don't mistake narcissism and ego for bravery.
>>1479906
>wrestles every RAW, PPV, house show (unlike the Rock) while being hurt
>still puts on better matches than anyone on the roster
I think he deserved the main event
Are they pairing Cena with Enzo & Cass to make the newcomers more relevant or to give Cena a rub?
He was paired with the new day when they were getting crazy pops and Cena boos were still apparent so the similarities are there
There's only so much WWE can do with him and it's becoming an embarrassment
It's to give Cena a rub just like with Ryder.
It gives Enzo and Cass something to do and gives more life to the Cena-AJ program.
And even hardcore crowds are turning on Cena. If they're booing him, it's because it's fun to do. Any actual hate is focused on Roman now.
This is for Enzo and Cass. Cena has evolved beyond the heel/face dichotomy into someone respected by all.
Was he a draw?
Only if you have high fame
ITS A WORK YA DAMN NAG
>>1479749
Yes
Can't say the same for his idiot son though
How WWE should book Brock and Ambrose
>Battleground
People will boo Reigns regardless, so it will be mostly down to Dean and Seth. Have Dean retain, since they can keep fighting forever, whenever WWE needs a feud (at best they'll be like Ric Flair and Steamboat, at worst they'll be like Cena and Orton).
Brock comes out and starts shitting on Ambrose, saying how badly he beat Ambrose in WM and now Deano has the belt? Call bullshit on that and say he wants to fight Ambrose for the belt. Brock could even blow off Randy Orton for Summerslam, since Brock vs Ambrose is a better main event, pissing off Orton for Orton to fight either Ambrose or Brock.
Have Dean beat Brock. Clean.
This punishes Brock over the violation, this validates Dean's fans for the WM loss, and this gives Dean a huge rub to be The Dude for the casuals.
When Dean loses the belt (probably to Reigns), he can use his win over Brock that neither Seth nor Reigns has, keeping him in the upper card even without the title.
>>1479658
>he wants dean to beat brock clean
>>1479658
Orton will be fighting Brock if that fight still is going on so if he is getting punished it will probably be then. I don't think WWE has much faith in Dean as a champion. I think they will have him drop it to Seth on RAW so they don't have to give him a rematch at Summerslam or whatever.
If they wanted Dean of all people to beat Brock if at all they would have had him done it at the biggest WM of all time.
How fucked are the WWE if Dean goes over at Battleground? He has been boring, cheesy and just doesnt look like a credible threat to anyone.
Not very considering most people don't agree with you
They should send him to superstars, guy is a fucking jobber material
Obviously he will retain at Battleground just to drop it to Seth o Roman at Summerslam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wL6pgVE_G6U
Reminds me of this
https://youtu.be/pwqUpqYx1DM
>>1479545
Apparently HBK played his gimmick so well that even the other wrestlers got worked and thought he was gay.
Fuck off Bret
What did he mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5w6DyitWkI
taker is worse on the mic than roman
>>1479546
Noted beaner manlet Bryan "The Cuck" Alvarez claims that Undertaker hasn't cut a single good promo in his entire career.
>>1479546
that was probably why most of his characters didn't speak
I don't know why they let him be a biker that talks, would've worked just as well as a silent biker badass
Nothing fucking matters. Not all the hard work, not all the miles and sleepless nights.
Nothing. God fucking damnit. It's not right. fuck. It's so not fucking right.
I miss you Chris.
I really fucking miss you.
FUCK.
XpunkX
>>1479512
What a whiny cringelord
He envies Benoit because punk wishes he was dead so he didn't have to fight
>>1479512
He is sad that someone he knew died
>Atheist
>Feminist
>Leftist
>Hates Trump
Is there anything redeeming about this guy? Or should I just skip this era?
You forgot the tripcode
Please have sex
>>1479459
>buying into fairy tales and le build wall dude
kek
Main roster call-ups confirmed?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BH8lkBgBoDh/
>American Betas shorter than Finn Balor
JUST
>>1479411
I'm not surprised SN isn't sticking around in nxt anymore.
However, Joe is probably about to commit suicide
>>1479416
The black guy also has a smaller penis than Finn.
How do you think their relationship is like back at home?
she gets filled with BBC while he faps in the corner
i want to fuck mrs macman
>>1479373
Like House of Cards. They both sleep with other people and are honest about it. Leave everything out in the open and realize that they must stick together to be successful.
ITT: Pre-match promos you could show non-wrestling fans that could instantly convert them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zx879puIWSU
>>1479293
what the shit
Mike Knox's theme was actually a promo song?
>>1479293
These are all great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srhd2fZyDB4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMGD8QHRBbQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsX1ATcyQxU
>dat thumbnail
I can sure see how somebody forcing an old guy to kiss an older guy's ass would convert non-rasslefans OP
Imagine having a wife who goes to see this. Talk about getting cucked.
>>1479137
who wants a wife, having a man is better
fucking women are so irrational rather have a awesome bro, can watch cool man moves, do man things and suck my dick
>>1479137
at this point, going to see that film is a political statement,more so if you're a public figure and tell the world you did.
>>1479142
People who watch mandrama are homosexuals? Who knew?
General Manager Kurt Angle
>At pick number 4 for Smackdown, I choose American Alpha.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxO8sNqeEYQ
Your expert opinions?
the GMs are gonna be Haitch and Heyman probably
>>1479041
I rather have Edge and Christian be the GM and treat the whole thing as a chumpstain challenge since that what Vince whats in kayfabe.
>>1479087
but that would possibly be interesting and we know the WWE doesn't do interesting anymore
Let's actually get some kind of a positive thread going. Lets play a game where we name out favorite WWF/E PPV and which specific of those PPV'S is your favorite and why.
Favorite PPV: Royal Rumble
Favorite Royal Rumble: Probably 2001. From beginning to end the show is a chaotic show with different spots. Each section, lets say Entrants 1-10, 11-20, 21-30 has a different feel to it from beginning to end. I like the Hardy's fighting each other, I like Drew Carrey's spot, I like Kane dominating everyone. I like the hard core spot. Even when it came down to Rock V Kane V Stone Cold it was still interesting to me. All the guys gave their all in this PPV.
So /asp/...tell me what you're thinking. What's your favorite?
Kill yourself.
>>1478854
Why.
Wrestlemania 17
Money In The Bank 2011
