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Which wrestler is the worst at taking bumps in your opinion?
>>1476118
you already posted him
>>1476118
definitely this guy
I cringe when I see people say that he's underrated or that WWE should treat him better.
Ziggler sells like a cartoon
Is she autistic?
>>1476113
l-leaver her alone -- s-she's doing her best!
Reminder that the bloodiest match at Wrestlemania 32 was a women's match
>>1476124
yeah bloody for the fans watching
n sheeit.
Always felt as though Savio Vega was criminally underrated. If there is one ethnicity that has a glass ceiling above them, it gotta be Puerto Ricans. At least he got to headline a PPV.
>>1476121
Pedro Morales was WWWF champion.
>FUCK! OFF! BALOR!
What did he mean by this?
He says fuck a bella. He's Bryan and Brie's bull
>I'm sorry mister Tatsu, I promise I'll clean up my cups from now on just please don't hurt me. Noooo Yoshi stopppp aaghhhhhhhh
What did Stephen mean by this?
>>1476036
He went easy on the lil guy cause he's nice
When ya look in his eyes what do ya see /asp/
A SHITTY FUCKING THREAAAD
Holy shit am i sick of these threads
>>1475960
Do you Phil it?
The wrong guy won.
>>1475928
>Punk wins MMA fight
>becomes champion
>lives happy life
>WWE loses even more fans
>Vince blames Paul
>Haitch gets fired
>becomes alcoholic
>Steph divorces him
nobody has won yet
Punk beating Triple H in summer 2011 would have been hotshotting. Stay mad mark.
>>1475928
I know.
What was his name again?
>>1475897
Are you from Australia?
What the fuck is this
>>1475897
It's time to let it go, he's gone
Sup /asp/. Let's play the game of TEW 2016 and try to make TNA great again.
Here are our roster. Should we hire or fire somebody?
>>1475850
Fire Tyrus. Acquire Moose.
>>1475851
>Fire Tyrus. Acquire Moose.
Here it comes.
Which one of these three will be the Boss's mystery tag team partner at Battlefield?
>>1475783
When is Nikki's surgery?
>>1475783
It will be Naomi or Alicia Fox.
>>1475789
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG
"MC MAHAN"
So he can't go back now? If he does surely he'll be buried right?
Has wwe ever done humor that wasn't corny as shit? I gotta give it to tna for this gimmick
>>1475772
I think the only good one was the Hornswoggle being Vince's son skit but other than that no they suck at humor
Probably hasn't been legit funny since Taka was palling around with the APA. Actually alot of the stuff with Kaentai members was pretty funny.
The fact that so many smarks still name Daniel Bryan as “the greatest or most significant or most influential” wrestler ever only tells you how far wrestling still is from becoming a serious sport. Wrestling critics have long recognized that the greatest wrestlers of all times are Chris Benoit and Eddie Guerrero, who were not the tallest or largest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Randy Savage over classical wrestlers who were highly popular in courts around America. Wrestling critics are still blinded...
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tl;dr
>>1475641
Read it you illiterate pussy
>>1475626
Benoit and Eddie were great, man, but they were great wrestlers, not superstars. Rock, Austin, Hogan, Andre, Savage, Cena, Haitch, Roberts, etc. Those guys were legends because they recognized that it was more than just how many moves you know. It was a mix of charisma and determination. Bryan's a good wrestler, but the guy has no personality. Neither did Eddie or Benoit.
So, is Sienna officially our girl now?
>>1475584
Not sure but with dem thighs she can be my girl if tou catch my drift
>>1475584
Yes.
And no.
And maybe.
All of these responses apply to /asp/ about basically anything.
Imo - would bang/10
Literal horse
So, what's actually the hype/meme around her?
As far as I can tell, she's pretty sub-standard in-ring, and crap on the mic. Yet she has heat/attention out the ass. What's the deal with this broad?
>>1475556
TNA fans are massive marks and hate her for having a shouldertackle as her finisher and for beating Gail Kim
They like Kevin Owens because they look like him, they like Rollina Reigns because she might actually suck neet dick.
>>1475556
She beat Gail Cena twice and retired Velvet Sky which has pissed off alot of TNA retards.
Honestly after Broken Matt, Sienna is the greatest thing on that roster, however she's booked like shit.
Who was the most unprofessional WWE Champion and why?
My vote's on Deano "too whacky to hold on to my title" Ambrose
>>1475551
well, why? what did he do that was unprofessional?
being kayfabe cooky?
>>1475551
This thread again? Take it away Eugene
>>1475555
He handed Rollins a title shot without telling his superiors first.
Fucking unprofessional tbvhwu
Who /sienna/ here?
>>1475540
Sara jay does wrestling?
Well I already knew that. But it's fun to see her here.
HEY GUYS MAKING FUN OF BECKY GOT BORING SO LETS MAKE FUN OF AN HONEST HARDWORKING WRESTLER WHO HAS TO WAIT 6 MONTHS FOR HER PAYCHECK LIKE SIENNA
>>1475597
>expecting timely paychecks
>signing with DixieLand
Pick 1.
