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>Why yes, my favourite wrestlers are Dean Ambrose and Becky Lynch.
Anyone who doesn't like the based jannetty duo should kill themselves
>>1471906
dean fans yeah ok faggot
Becky is fantastic but Dean sucka
What ruined his 2012 push? Was it the debut of the shield? How big of a star would he have become if it hadn't had been for them?
>>1471459
>What ruined his 2012 push
his lack of talet
>>1471459
one of the biggest injustices in wrestling history
He got buried by cm punk. No one has ever been as over as ryback since then. I'd post the video but I'm at work. Meathook clothesline shaked the hard cam
How would you react to Bryan being the Smackdown GM?
good because i'd know they can't do a stupid gimmick storyline where the gm has to wrestle
I'd be happy to see the GOAT again
>mfw
Why was he never WWE champion? Is it because Vince hates white people?
>>1470668
Davey Boy Smith deserved to be the champ. Why is WWE so racist against whites?
>>1470668
He spent a lot of the early 90s out injured and that was probably the best time for him to get the gold
Hey didn't hot shot the belt around back then. His IC title reign was more important than most world champion reigns these days
i wonder who had to explain to vince what pokemon is
CMON GHASTLY KISS MY ASS.
>Vince used ass tricks
>it wasn't very effective
I'll start;
>cesaro is overrated
>JBL's title run was one of the best heel championship reigns in the past 15-20 years
>If Triple H never fucked Stephanie he'd still be where he is today minus two or three title reigns
Bayley is beautiful
>>1470512
>cesaro is overrated
No, maybe a bit by the smarks but not at all by WWE
>>If Triple H never fucked Stephanie he'd still be where he is today minus two or three title reigns
delusional
Heath Slater is my favorite current wrestler
Seriously though.
What did he mean by this?
>>1470396
there's no way vince actually writes these tweets himself
>>1470400
I really like to imagine he does.
>>1470396
>Is that Benoit's ghost?
>mfw no EXTRAORDINARY XYLOPHONE thread
>I MAY BE BROKEN BUT I'LL NEVER BE BROKE
D E L E T E
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Matt's scribe is the *tips fedora* neckbeard
LOOK IN MY EYEEEEEEEEEES
WHAT DO YOU SEE?
THE CULT OF PERSONALITY!
>>1469305
THE ONLY GOOD THING IN WWE FROM 2009-2011
the brown off color that is my asshole.
>So you don't like it when a worker has to build a groundswell of support working the midcard, and is then slowly pushed to main event, like Daniel Bryan or Dean Ambrose
>But you also don't like it when promotions identify a talented guy early and push them right out of the bat, like Roman Reigns or Kazuchika Okada
Go back to wew
>>1468682
>Kazuchika Okada
LITERALLY FUCKING WHO?
>>1468682
>Kawasaki Obama
What the fuck? Did you have a stroke?
What went wrong?
Weren't they over?
Why are they jobbing to golden truth now?
when were they ever over?
>>1466786
They had a good debut. They stepped up to the plate after Enzo's injury, and the time machine sketch with New Day is still the best New Day sketch of this entire year.
They're talented and they actually talk better on the mic than 90% of the roster. I hope that get a real chance after the brand split.
They're good wrestlers working a deadend gimmick
Issue #00003 Darts is Raw edition
Talk about darts, where have you played? How's league going? Any luck in the local tourneys?
http://pastebin.com/A3D81ucb
Share your tips and stories, Make friends playing darts at your local bar!
Darts is also an /asp/ort!
I still suck, but man there were a couple of fine chicks at the bar we shot at.
RATING: 6
(Reference 6.27 / From Yesterday +0.21)
FLIGHT: B
01 Average: 60.85 (+1.04)
CRICKET Average: 2.16 (+0.04)
>>1465420
>Make friends playing darts at your local bar!
>leaving the basement
>>1466886
Actually leaving my loft...
>I'm stickin your whore, while you flossin your Range
>Gave her a dollar, she gave me back a buck and some change
What did he mean by this?
Ask your mother.
I miss when cena used to say everyone had STDs and aids and then get cheered for it
>>1475224
like when muhammed hassan would cut promos about being accepting of other cultures and the crowd wanted to execute him?
wrestling fans are dumb as fuck
Chances are she's better than your favorite wrestler.
But she is my favourite wrestler
>divashit marks actually believe this
Who is she and what are her good matches?
So what does /asp/ think of rebranding the SmackDown broadcast as an actual sports broadcast? Obviously it would still be a work, but:
>commentary emphasis on fighting styles, backgrounds, etc
>less promos, more in-ring storytelling
>no ridiculous segments about nonsense
>some kind of ranking system, where fighters are assigned points for wins and losses, with the leader of these rankings the number 1 contender for the championship. this makes all...
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>>1474638
Not going to work. Too many people know shits fake.
>>1474640
Obviously it's not meant to fool anyone... it's just something I thought of watching UFC the other day. Like, I love the analysis and build, and then the shit in the ring is so fucking boring because they're trying to win and not get their head caved in, not put on a show. So why not take the same presentation and make it an actual performance?
>>1474648
Because most wrestling fans don't watch for the match. They want to hear the performers do their catch phrase so they can chant along with it, and see what t-shirt the talent is wearing so they can be sure to buy one on the way out of the arena.
