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Ok /wwe/, let's just have one single thread where we don't have to talk about "have sex" or "lose weight" constantly.

Wrestling Shows this week:
>CWC started, full card for episode 1:
Saez vs. Gran Metalik
Lun vs. Daivari
Alexander vs. Petiot
Maluta vs. Ibushi

>NXT Last night
Rhyno confronts Samoa Joe
Bayley vs. Nia Jax confirmed for next week
Balor vs. Nakamura, likely Balor's final match in NXT

>Lucha Underground Ultima Lucha Dos: Week 2
Daga vs. Night Claw vs. Sinestro De La Muerte vs. Mariposa vs. Marty the Moth vs. Sexy Star vs. Killshot--Elimination Match for the Gift of the Gods championshiop
Mil Muertes vs. King Cuerno--Death Match
>TNA Impact
Moose debuts
Rockstar Spud vs. DJ Z vs. Trevor Lee vs. Andrew Everett vs. Mandrews vs. Braxton Sutter--#1 Contender for the X-Divison title
Abyss w/Crazy Steve vs. Bram
Sienna w/Allie vs. Gail Kim vs. Marti Bell vs. Jade--TNA Knockouts Championship
Mike Bennett w/ Maria vs. DJ Z
Drew Galloway vs. EC3--Street Fight
TNA World Champion Bobby Lashley vs. X-Divison Champion Eddie Edwards--Title vs. Title

Other News:

WCPW had another show, it sucked again. I'd post it above but that's where I was putting the actual wrestling show cards.

TNA Ratings down from Final Deletion episode, but still far better than usual.

Neville to make his return at this week's SmackDown.

Raw ratings back up to usual levels.

WWE officially names 5 CWC alternatives in case of injury.

Del Rio announces plans to retire in 3-5 years, wishes for an IC title run soon. Also, in same interview, refused to comment on Seth Rollins and his attitude backstage.
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Take a shower, hit the weights, get a clue
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Also random thoughts from this week:
Lun looked green as shit in his match. All of his moves looked weak, his facial expressions were awkward and senseless, and he wasn't selling well at all. He has potential, but Daivari was the standout.

The CWC is looking great! Aside from Daivari vs. Lun, every match was excellent. Also, Ranallo and Bryan are doing awesome on commentary.

TNA is actually putting on some great shows recently. Sienna is a great heel, Matt Hardy is still pumping out decent stuff, and the matches are surprisingly good. I'd actually recommend watching it.

Balor vs. Nakamura was great, it could've easily been the main event of a Takeover. Hopefully they'll meet again sometime down the line.
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>>1473582
>Cuckter ruins a thread immediately

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Has anything in WWE ever made ya cry?
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I cried when Eddie died :'(
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>I'm sorry, I love you
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Eddie's death
Stone Colds retirement

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Is he the only one who can make the Draft even interesting?
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>>1473466
Ryback or Cody
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>>1473466
Is this a people who will never come back thread?
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>>1473466
The answer is already no but explain the question. He's not in the draft, he got fired for being completely and utterly shit.

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>basic-pace match with mostly basic spots
>the only real story told was Balor working Nakamura's knee, which didn't come through strongly whatsoever, and only really surfaced in some mid-match moves
>surprisingly, Naka not even selling well, forgetting his knee had been targetted whenever he went on offense
>commentary covering for Naka's lack of selling
>for fucking NAKAMURA'S lack of selling

I don't know whether it's the Finn-Curse or what. But that was Naka's worst big-time match, easily.
Small match Finn continues his cold-streak of under-delivering with big-time opponents.
Fucking Ibushi and some melted Uso on the CWC was better than this massively underwhelming back-and-forth.
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>>1473376
Finn sucks, we all get it

I realised this after the Adrian Neville match
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>>1473376
>watching NXMeme
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Finn Balor is just way too tiny to be a credible opponent for anyone over 6 feet tall. He will be Nevilled immediately if they ever call him up to the main roster.

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Is Ric Flair a living meme?
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>>1473342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnRS2uNARME

Yes.
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>>1473342
Hes an alcholic, racist old has been who couldn't draw a dime and raised two drug addicted kids with one ending up dead and the other a tranny.
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>>1473383
He just called Teddy Long a nigger, that's not racism since they constantly call each other that as well.
>who couldn't draw a dime
Who cares?

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>>1473340
You good famm?
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>>1473340
Lesnar is a one-trick suplex prony.
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>>1473393
The match Cena I am happy because the first time I saw Cena authority without his comeback routine, made for Er 2012 and it was nice to see them write one strength (named Cena and reign ). perfectly match threat three RR, matches in Romania was established and since then there has been pretty nice. popular the match Taker bouts but something was missing.

His match Rollins would be 5 * a normal day today Lesnar / match Eddie, but it was a pumpkin shyt, its appearance in the Rumble was suplexes, his house shows matches that shyt, he just fits Fast Lane Germany, a German application Wm, and faces that he was standing there or doing ... to die, Germany.


This course requires defo Brock fueled city suplex and reclaim wrestler Brock, and suplexes mix; I blame Vince. Seems to prepare them a scoreboard on the screen will count the number of suplexes might be rich on the crowd, knew Vince suplex city and sell tons of merch. I am willing to bet that the one who had told Brock that suplexes spam "The city suplex rich crowd, they want suplexes, giving them dammit load !!!!" "These T shirts sell like hot cakes !!!!".

If it is damaged Vince usually something that comes with his hand in

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Why does /asp/ have such a problem with crowds?

Are you fans of tennis and snooker or something? Thank god you guys don't watch football it would be a fucking funeral. God forbid the crowd shows a bit of passion and has some fun.
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>>1473302
We just hate nxmeme crowds because they're cringey. After WM crowds are pretty entertaining imo
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>>1473302
Hot crowds are good. We love Attitude Era crowds when they were actually into the show.

Crowds that just want to get themselves over are shit.
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>>1473302
It's just the Full Sail crowd specifically. There's nothing wrong with a rowdy crowd. Full Sail are a bunch of smarky smarks and self contained cringe machines.

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Everyday there is a discussion on this board being one of the worst, and yes it's true. But the reason is quite simple

Every CM Punk Thread is created by one person so that he can reply to his own post saying "Hi Phil". Thinking he has spouted a meme so that he can hope someone from the other board sees it and says "Hey /asp/ has memes they're so cool". Actually, it's just sad.

Becky Lynch hate threads (not the general) are created by the samefag who replies to it saying "Bec+ketty". Just so he can get his meme over.

"Have sex" is one dude, who has been trying for months to force this shit.

Okay Final Deletion is funny and makes sense why it's become a universal meme, but you guys desperate to meme anything with even 1% potential. "Please Re-subscribe" was the lamest attempt at these recently, the thread is probably in the catalog.

Then comes the guys who keep talking about /sp/ Jewbacca, Carter etc. It's two guys constantly dropping their trips and insulting themselves as anonymous. Trying to create the infamy around their names in order to be relevant. Whenever there is a discussion about the old /wwe/ or any of the name fags, it's one or two people dropping trips and talking about themselves.

It's funny, this is the same board that criticized WCWP and Full Sail University for trying to get themselves over rather than the wrestlers. But ASP is exactly the same, wait no it's probably worst. At least those guys get TV Time. You guys try to get yourselves over, try too hard to make everything a meme. To the point it has become an obsession. What also constitutes to this is that you have the "I want to impress the other boards and show them how cool and meme induced /asp/ is" syndrome.
CM Punk, Broken Matt, What did he mean by this, Ryback shit was funny for a while, then the tumors started posting it every 5 minutes. It just got old and now just boring. There's something called Quality over quantity, Less is more.
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>>1473295
>this wall of text
kek had you spend half of the energy writing this on working out you might actually not be a virgin right now
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>>1473295
> another meta thread

Have sex isnt one guy and doesnt need to be forced, its been over since before we came here.
Also im the original BeC+ketty guy and ive never made a becketty hate thread other than a few troll generals of her crying
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>>1473298
Kek BTFO

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https://youtu.be/pomKsS83xNU
Rule him out as GM
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>first match of the first episode of your new wrestling show
>ends with a DQ
JUST
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>>1473283
Bischoff have a lot of anger and fulfillment on the faces of many to win the WWE's "war" and made many decisions stuoid during his time in charge.

But he will not be understood literally Bischoff years before McMahon in many ways, and the fact that innovated business. The revelation of Bischoff and thus making McMahon his game to push wrestlers in popularity primarily.


1. suitable. He went to the other side (except of some friends of Hogan) when it comes to gimmicks. No plumbers, Hockey players, and for the most


2. Life Weekly Monday Night Show. previously ran eyes still Vince shows taped in 1999, before going to live every week. lived nitro- the jump. It will also give you can happen emotions, esp with Luger shows and walking out Scott Hall during a match.

3. International wrestlers. while Vince McMahon than his Japanese player in some kind of stereotype, that Bischoff talents do the talking. And he brought in more talent from overseas than any other time Vince. From Jushin Thunder Liger, Alex Wright, Eddie Guerrero, Chris Benoît, Chris Jericho, appropriate Finley, William documents, Ultimo Dragon, etc. make a name for themselves in WCW, when he saw the first Bishcoff in Japan. Some of them were wrestling in ECW and became stars in WCW at a time when thinking Vince McMahon much less important.

4. Hogan turned heel. Convincing the great name in the history of the business of turning about an evil. This change wrestling forever, and Vince can find a use for Hogan and Savage. WCW was able to give them back to life.

5. The cruiser weight Divison. Bring back and put their wrestling talent Focus. already mentioned, sir, Jericho, Dragon, Guerrero, Liger. Also, Chavo Jr., Rey Misterio, Jr., Juventud Guerrera, Psychosis, Billy Kidman, Silver King, El Dandy, Shane Helms, Dean Malenko, and while Eric future match Vince and MIDGETS! Remember? once started doing well in crusierweights nitro- began with Vince matches MIDGET the eyes of a shelf.
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>>1473426
6. Focus on pure performance and matchups. Now, I say that a lot of this on the undercard. You can turn to nitro- every Monday in the middle of the 90s late and found a match on before you think about it. From Greg the Hammer Valentine versus William document, Rick Martel versus Booker T. This is an underrated of nitro-. likes to look back at older groups and see these good match.

7. Monthly PPVS otherwise force Vince to change its business model, Bischoff was 1 in live shows on Monday, and a PPV every month.

ends hanger 8.Cliff the nitro- show was very close to the show you want to see more.

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I CAN SLAP BROTHA NEROOOO
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>Vince MacMahon.

What did he mean by this?
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>>1473262
I CAN FLY DRONES YOU SEE, YEAH
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>>1473271
WE SHAHOOT UNSCRIPTED BROTHA JACK DUDETH

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WWE & STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN mocked God big time and made millions! he also spread violence into the minds of kids all over the world. Vince / he turned bad into good. and good into bad. The bible warns about that! he is hell bound. He refuses to accept our warnings. Austin supports sin (gay marraige). why are all these rich and famous so gullible and think they know everything and just die? We are all equal, but Satan makes the few - the rich and famous and they are above us. No they are not, only 1 is above us! God. So many naive atheist celebs out there like Brad Pitt, Jolie, Jodie Foster, etc. The poor understand the Holy Word; the middle class and rich do not for they only understand Holly Wood.
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ah, i see we have another sheep here...hehehe...good thing im always willing to help.... let me tell you something kid...your "god" is just a fairy tale.....hehehehe....hes not real and the sooner you realiz this the sooner you get to live your life free of any bonds set by some stupid book that was made to control your life...hehehe...take my advice... and wake up! *i tip my fedora as i vanish to a cloud of smoke*
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>>1473253
Go back to bed, grandpa.
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>>1473259
Calm down Bray.

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EVEN THROUGH THE DARKEST DAYS
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THE FIRE BURNS
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ALL THE WAYYY
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this fighter is look very nerd

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Wait...who the hell is Carter?
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Bretcuck's boyfriend
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I've been here for months and I don't know who is who
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>>1472907
We are all Carter

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/asp/ is comfy tonight.
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>Triphammer
Literally fucking who?
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>>1472855
I thought it was one of yours
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>>1472855

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>mfw no Green Beayns
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>>1472849
BROTHER NERO
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>>1472849

DELETED
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They are OBSOLETE with mustard

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