Ok /wwe/, let's just have one single thread where we don't have to talk about "have sex" or "lose weight" constantly.
Wrestling Shows this week:
>CWC started, full card for episode 1:
Saez vs. Gran Metalik
Lun vs. Daivari
Alexander vs. Petiot
Maluta vs. Ibushi
>NXT Last night
Rhyno confronts Samoa Joe
Bayley vs. Nia Jax confirmed for next week
Balor vs. Nakamura, likely Balor's final match in NXT
>Lucha Underground...
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Take a shower, hit the weights, get a clue
Also random thoughts from this week:
Lun looked green as shit in his match. All of his moves looked weak, his facial expressions were awkward and senseless, and he wasn't selling well at all. He has potential, but Daivari was the standout.
The CWC is looking great! Aside from Daivari vs. Lun, every match was excellent. Also, Ranallo and Bryan are doing awesome on commentary.
TNA is actually putting on some great shows recently. Sienna is a great heel, Matt Hardy is still pumping out decent stuff, and the matches are surprisingly good. I'd actually...
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>>1473582
>Cuckter ruins a thread immediately
Has anything in WWE ever made ya cry?
I cried when Eddie died :'(
>I'm sorry, I love you
Eddie's death
Stone Colds retirement
Is he the only one who can make the Draft even interesting?
>>1473466
Ryback or Cody
>>1473466
Is this a people who will never come back thread?
>>1473466
The answer is already no but explain the question. He's not in the draft, he got fired for being completely and utterly shit.
>basic-pace match with mostly basic spots
>the only real story told was Balor working Nakamura's knee, which didn't come through strongly whatsoever, and only really surfaced in some mid-match moves
>surprisingly, Naka not even selling well, forgetting his knee had been targetted whenever he went on offense
>commentary covering for Naka's lack of selling
>for fucking NAKAMURA'S lack of selling
I...
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>>1473376
Finn sucks, we all get it
I realised this after the Adrian Neville match
>>1473376
>watching NXMeme
Finn Balor is just way too tiny to be a credible opponent for anyone over 6 feet tall. He will be Nevilled immediately if they ever call him up to the main roster.
Is Ric Flair a living meme?
>>1473342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnRS2uNARME
Yes.
>>1473342
Hes an alcholic, racist old has been who couldn't draw a dime and raised two drug addicted kids with one ending up dead and the other a tranny.
>>1473383
He just called Teddy Long a nigger, that's not racism since they constantly call each other that as well.
>who couldn't draw a dime
Who cares?
>>1473340
You good famm?
>>1473340
Lesnar is a one-trick suplex prony.
>>1473393
The match Cena I am happy because the first time I saw Cena authority without his comeback routine, made for Er 2012 and it was nice to see them write one strength (named Cena and reign ). perfectly match threat three RR, matches in Romania was established and since then there has been pretty nice. popular the match Taker bouts but something was missing.
His match Rollins would be 5 * a normal day today Lesnar / match Eddie, but it was a pumpkin shyt, its appearance in the Rumble was suplexes, his house shows...
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Why does /asp/ have such a problem with crowds?
Are you fans of tennis and snooker or something? Thank god you guys don't watch football it would be a fucking funeral. God forbid the crowd shows a bit of passion and has some fun.
>>1473302
We just hate nxmeme crowds because they're cringey. After WM crowds are pretty entertaining imo
>>1473302
Hot crowds are good. We love Attitude Era crowds when they were actually into the show.
Crowds that just want to get themselves over are shit.
>>1473302
It's just the Full Sail crowd specifically. There's nothing wrong with a rowdy crowd. Full Sail are a bunch of smarky smarks and self contained cringe machines.
Everyday there is a discussion on this board being one of the worst, and yes it's true. But the reason is quite simple
Every CM Punk Thread is created by one person so that he can reply to his own post saying "Hi Phil". Thinking he has spouted a meme so that he can hope someone from the other board sees it and says "Hey /asp/ has memes they're so cool". Actually, it's just sad.
Becky Lynch hate threads (not the general) are created by the samefag who replies to it saying "Bec+ketty". Just so he can get his meme over.
"Have...
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>>1473295
>this wall of text
kek had you spend half of the energy writing this on working out you might actually not be a virgin right now
>>1473295
> another meta thread
Have sex isnt one guy and doesnt need to be forced, its been over since before we came here.
Also im the original BeC+ketty guy and ive never made a becketty hate thread other than a few troll generals of her crying
>>1473298
Kek BTFO
https://youtu.be/pomKsS83xNU
Rule him out as GM
>first match of the first episode of your new wrestling show
>ends with a DQ
JUST
>>1473283
Bischoff have a lot of anger and fulfillment on the faces of many to win the WWE's "war" and made many decisions stuoid during his time in charge.
But he will not be understood literally Bischoff years before McMahon in many ways, and the fact that innovated business. The revelation of Bischoff and thus making McMahon his game to push wrestlers in popularity primarily.
1. suitable. He went to the other side (except of some friends of Hogan) when it comes to gimmicks. No plumbers, Hockey players, and for the most
2. Life Weekly Monday Night Show. previously ran eyes still Vince shows taped in 1999, before going to live every week. lived nitro- the jump. It will also give you can happen emotions, esp with Luger shows and walking out Scott Hall during a match.
3. International wrestlers. while Vince McMahon than his Japanese player in some kind of stereotype, that Bischoff talents do the talking. And he brought in more talent from overseas than any other time Vince. From Jushin Thunder Liger, Alex Wright, Eddie Guerrero, Chris Benoît, Chris Jericho, appropriate Finley, William documents, Ultimo Dragon, etc. make a name for themselves in WCW, when he saw the first Bishcoff in Japan. Some of them were wrestling in ECW and became stars in WCW at a time when thinking Vince McMahon much less important.
4. Hogan turned heel. Convincing the great name in the history of the business of turning about an evil. This change wrestling forever, and Vince can find a use for Hogan and Savage. WCW was able to give them back to life.
5. The cruiser weight Divison. Bring back and put their wrestling talent Focus. already mentioned, sir, Jericho, Dragon, Guerrero, Liger. Also, Chavo Jr., Rey Misterio, Jr., Juventud Guerrera, Psychosis, Billy Kidman, Silver King, El Dandy, Shane Helms, Dean Malenko, and while Eric future match Vince and MIDGETS! Remember? once started doing well in crusierweights nitro- began with Vince matches MIDGET the eyes of a shelf.
>>1473426
6. Focus on pure performance and matchups. Now, I say that a lot of this on the undercard. You can turn to nitro- every Monday in the middle of the 90s late and found a match on before you think about it. From Greg the Hammer Valentine versus William document, Rick Martel versus Booker T. This is an underrated of nitro-. likes to look back at older groups and see these good match.
7. Monthly PPVS otherwise force Vince to change its business model, Bischoff was 1 in live shows on Monday, and a PPV every month.
ends...
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I CAN SLAP BROTHA NEROOOO
>Vince MacMahon.
What did he mean by this?
>>1473262
I CAN FLY DRONES YOU SEE, YEAH
>>1473271
WE SHAHOOT UNSCRIPTED BROTHA JACK DUDETH
WWE & STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN mocked God big time and made millions! he also spread violence into the minds of kids all over the world. Vince / he turned bad into good. and good into bad. The bible warns about that! he is hell bound. He refuses to accept our warnings. Austin supports sin (gay marraige). why are all these rich and famous so gullible and think they know everything and just die? We are all equal, but Satan makes the few - the rich and famous and they are above us. No they are not, only 1 is above us! God. So many naive atheist celebs out there like Brad Pitt,...
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ah, i see we have another sheep here...hehehe...good thing im always willing to help.... let me tell you something kid...your "god" is just a fairy tale.....hehehehe....hes not real and the sooner you realiz this the sooner you get to live your life free of any bonds set by some stupid book that was made to control your life...hehehe...take my advice... and wake up! *i tip my fedora as i vanish to a cloud of smoke*
>>1473253
Go back to bed, grandpa.
>>1473259
Calm down Bray.
EVEN THROUGH THE DARKEST DAYS
THE FIRE BURNS
ALL THE WAYYY
this fighter is look very nerd
Wait...who the hell is Carter?
Bretcuck's boyfriend
I've been here for months and I don't know who is who
>>1472907
We are all Carter
/asp/ is comfy tonight.
>Triphammer
Literally fucking who?
>>1472855
I thought it was one of yours
>mfw no Green Beayns
>>1472849
BROTHER NERO
>>1472849
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They are OBSOLETE with mustard