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He was a big child... What kind of cruel word does this to one of its own? It's the law of the jungle... Only the strong survives, and the weak fades away into the darkness. You all pointed fingers and laughed; and took from him his innoSence, just because he was different! They're all guilty! Guilty! And they don't even know it! But I fixed him! And now, the kings of this Earth chase and escort to torment him. He fears them, and they grieved for him! (I fixed him) I will hurt you, (Erick Rowan) just like you hurt me. (Don't apologize) They shall feel the...
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>>1474453
That promo was awesome
BROTHER NERO
>>1474496
>A cult leader being similar to a guy who thinks he's smart.
Honestly, you're pretty retarded if you see any connection with a fight with someone's brother than a group on group brawl with a guy who has the same character since 2013.
Discuss
Ivan Drago really let himself go.
Ya being a stupid boy
He's the reason I stopped watching WWE originally
what does /asp/ think of the here We Go commercials on the WWE Network? I like it, it doesn't fit a wrestling show but it's comfy
so yesterday
>>1474154
I think they should start changing it up. They have been using it for months now.
it encompasses everything wrong with the company right now
HOW YOU DOIN' ?
Coldest guy in da morgue
Stiffest guy on the slab
You can't teach dat
>Following the WWE Draft next week, Dave Meltzer noted on Wrestling Observer Radio that RAW talent will appear on WWE Superstars, while SmackDown stars will be on WWE Main Event.
Is this the rebirth of Heat/Velocity?
Well that confirms becketty will be on Raw then to continue her reign as superstars champion
Wake me up when they bring back based Shotgun Saturday Night.
>>1474096
Hyped for the NXT cruiserweight lads appearing on Velocity.
http://whatculture.com/wwe/big-show-vs-shaq-set-for-wrestlemania-33
>Last night's ESPY Awards not only gave us a big dose of wrestling with John Cena hosting the show, but it also finally confirmed a match between The Big Show and Shaquille O'Neal that has been teased for years.
>In 2009, Shaq was the guest host of Monday Night Raw, and went face-to-face with the Big Show. He ended up knocking the giant down with a clothesline. At this year's WrestleMania, the two battled it out once again, causing...
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BASED. This will be an absolute epic bout that will cause vanilla midget loving smarks to commit sodoku. I can't fucking wait!
>>1474058
Nah, it will just show non-smarks how boring big guy wrestling really is.
>shaq and nate robinson vs big show and hornswoggle
![WWE.Cruiserweight.Classic.S01E01.REAL.WEB.h264-OVERTiME.mkv_snapshot_36.00_[2016.07.14_16.05.23].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/okiZdU2.jpg "WWE.Cruiserweight.Classic.S01E01.REAL.WEB.h264-OVERTiME.mkv_snapshot_36.00_[2016.07.14_16.05.23].jpg")
Are Japs the future of WWE Superstars?
No they're memes
>>1474040
It would be nice if he could speak english. I like everything else about him. He sells a hell of a lot better than Nakamura does.
No, they're old af and wasted their prime in Japan, Ibuka is already 35 years old. Plus they can't connect on the mic
Now that the dust has settled...
...did they?
>>1474033
Nah she's a good woman that doesn't sex before marriage
>the dust has settled
That's an understatement. It's been 20 years. Shawn 2k16 has less wood than the Orkneys, and Sunny is so rotten that she did an entire porno and nobody even wanted to see it.
>>1474033
She admitted it on one of their shoots.
She would blow him pretty regularly.
Is she natty?
>>1473981
no, that's Becky
Her jaw should answer that for you
>>1473981
"No"
![ASEiSKw[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pILtLUP.jpg "ASEiSKw[1].jpg")
The Final Deletion is the only TNA I've ever seen. Really liked it. Does anyone know Matt Hardy's contract status? Would WWE be interested? Could Broken Matt get over with the WWE audience?
WWE would fuck it up.
>>1473907
>Matt returns
>cuts entertaining promo
>some WWE hack they want to push shows up
>3 minute squash
no
>>1473907
>the only TNA I've ever seen
You're a living and breathing outlel meme aren't you?
Anyway, WWE also tried something like this with the Wyatts and it wasn't that good. And I doubt the Hardy have much love left for WWE at this point, but if WWE really wants them, money will talk.
Ever since the role of a lifetime.. ive been busy.
XBOX BREED APRIL
>>1473727
>MY CONSOLE'S SON
>>1473722
While we're at the topic of video games, is fixing a PS3 in 2016 worth it? Mine broke down recently and I played quite a lot, but the new ones aren't that expensive anymore.
Who here team ambrose? Can anyone dethrone our king?
Lunatic cringe
I am sick and tired of Roman Reigns derailing my Rollins/Ambrose homolust battle adventure television show.
>>1473711
Ambrose is soooo based
>You say Stone Cold... I say Dean Ambrose
>You say Undertaker... I say Bray Wyatt
>You say Hulk Hogan... I say John Cena
>You say Shawn Michaels... I say Dolph Ziggler
>You say The Rock... I say Roman Reigns
Like this comment if you agree.
>>1473672
>>You say Shawn Michaels... I say Dolph Ziggler
>>You say The Rock... I say Roman Reigns
At least the other three were somewhat believable (since Austin and Ambrose both suck).
>>1473691
18+
>>1473702
Ambrose is mostly liked by kids, women and the few smarks left who think he's good in the ring, so 18+.
>And now RAW's final draft pick of the night!
https://youtu.be/X-phPaAF5h4
>>1473636
>And now RAW's final draft pick of the night!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAWVFOGhC5U
>>1473638
>tfw I remember this one smackdown segment where names were in a bowl, and whatever name got picked out would be JBL's opponent for the WWE title
>Teddy Long revealed that all the pieces of paper in the bowl had Shannon Moore's name on it
kek
fucking buried
>>1473636
>Putting Angle on Raw
>Not on his home in Smackdown
Think of a currently-working wrestler you really like. They don't necessarily have to be your favorite or the one you thinks is the best-- just the first wrestler you like that comes to mind.
How badly are they being booked right now?
>Zack Ryder
At this point it's just par for the course, but that 50/50 sheamus shit was just awful
Hes unbeatable.
>>1473583
>bray wyatt
pic related
>>1473587
man when he lost on raw that was the worst bullshit, would it have killed them to let him have a few straight wins before the title fight
