>Thank You Brock Edition
Last thread >>1444549
Current Champions
>WWE Champion
Dean Ambrose
>United States
Rusev
>Intercontinental
The Miz
>Tag Team
The New Day
>the state and suicide watch of UFC and /sp fags after tonight
>all week of Lesnar getting his shit kicked in
>after tonight
But..but he should've retired, he's past his prime
You mandrama fags act like he's your guy kek
He loves working for the UFC more than WWE
Eh
>based Dean is going to crush Phil the Cuck's modern reign record
Suck it, haters. Welcome to the Ambrose Asylum!
>>1477485
B A S E D E A N
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abandoned_child_syndrome
http://www.couplescounselingchicago.net/7-signs-you-have-abandonment-issues-you-cant-ignore/
http://www.goodtherapy.org/learn-about-therapy/issues/abandonment
http://www.abandonment.net/abandonment-frequently-asked-questions
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-many-faces-addiction/201006/understanding-the-pain-abandonment
http://psychologia.co/abandonment-issues/
https://www.jordangrayconsulting.com/2014/03/abandonment-issues
Were they autistic?
Only just saw cage vs mundo (1st time? ) a minute ago and Johnny sells pretty damn good
manlet here
i am around 5 foot 5 or 5 foot 6 at age 21 and weigh like 135-140 pounds
i look like a junior in highschool
good hair
could i have a fun time as a midcard jobber or something fun if i started wrestling?
Are you trying to summon that bastard?
>>1477279
who?
op here i really wanna stay away from flip shit
i wanna be a cruiserweight version of arn anderson
lots of psychology
i borrowed actual tape from my friend who wrestles at his outlaw promotion im gonna try and join
the trainer is a no name but he said i am funny and if i worked out some more and cut the bjj he could train me
This is the state of Deancucks.
>>1477198
Notice how hes 5' 3"?
Everyone knows ambros are 6'+. Hes merely a pretender.
>>1477198
How can I get whatever he is wearing I can't find it on wwe shop .com
>>1477260
Here you go anon.
http://shop.wwe.com/dean-ambrose-dirty-deeds-unisex-lightweight-full-zip-hoodie-sweatshirt/W10135.html?dwvar_W10135_color=Black#start=31
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7yP-T3ZCsg
this gem for me
That night when Kanyon gave everyone a Kanyon Kutter.
YOU ARE GOING TO DIE
>>1477034
AAAAHHHHHH MY!
JEEZUS!
How hard did ya mark for this?
>>1476989
Not at all desu. Knew it would lead to the boring Shield feud we have now
>>1476989
was cool
great night in terms of, well, all three big moments
>>1476992
6'+
Go back to Toronto!
>>1476797
>I'm from Winnipeg....
DRINK IT IN
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>>1476802
>Leaving out the best part of the quote
He's God isn't he?
Vince has actually proclaimed he's greater than God
He beat God
>>1476795
He kinda is
WHos you're favorite westtler? mine favorite is Bulk Bogan.
pic related, it's Bolk Bugan
I was right gay
well as long as we're on a wessling theme, maybe you guys can help settle something for me. how do you pronounce kayfabe?
i've always pronounced it "kayfabe". but, all my friends say it's pronounced "silly ass made up shit that wouldn't hold the attention of a 5 year old".
to cloud matters further, i went to the wiki and they said it was pronounced "several greased up men in their underwear poncing about on a stained mat performing homo-erotic foreplay before retiring to the shower room for a bit of bouncy bouncy".
and what is it with BiggiE rassling again? i thought Tupac killed him 20 years ago.
so confusing....
>>1477077
Continue?
Evrbdy on tahgrund Evrbdy on tahgrund Evrbdy on tahgrund
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRHHHHHHHH
DUN NU DUN NUN DUN DUH DUN NU DUN NUN DUN DUH
NEEEEEEEEEEERRRHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>1476762
Everybody on the ground will Smith selling crack, everybody on the ground will Smith selling crack
J-E-S-U-S!
>>1476762
what about smackdown beef?
Zack Ryder buried cancer
Zack confirmed GOAT
Vince buried God
>>1476568
So did he not beat Del Rio at Smackdown?
>>1476568
You don't bury cancer
i.e John Cena
>The UFC has announced that USADA has informed Brock Lesnar of a potential anti-doping violation stemming from an out-of-competition drug test taken on June 18. No further details available at this time.
what does this mean?
>>1476519
he potentially tested positive for steroids
>>1476513
Watch your words, what you speak is heresy against our God
Well, /asp/, are you going to read it?
My ass sure will if I ever run out of toilet paper
>>1476205
I wonder if he'll be able to top his first one.
>OOOHHH NOOO PLEASE DONT KNEE ME IN THE FACE MR. PUNK! I HAVE WELL OVER 20 FOLLOWERS ON TUMBLR
what did Ryan "The Big Cuck" Reeves mean by this?
>>1476173
He knew that Punk would injure his knee so he warned him because Ryan doesn't want to put someone else out of work.
How did Punk lift Ryback if he never did weights
>>1476173
Ryback is a coward who resorts to writing bullshit on the internet about succesful guys like CM Punk because he doesn't have the balls to say it to their faces, just listen to the podcast where punk says how he literally make ryback his bitch and call himself dumb as fuck because he knew if he stood up for himself he'd get his ass whopped.
So now he makes "cool" posts on twitter and shit insulting his superiors for the 3 guys who actually like him (that faggot cmpuke, carter and some other /asp/ie faggot) but everyone knows if punk was to actually bother to deal with this ryback would be running with his tail behind his legs like the pussy he is. And if he was dumb as fuck enough to actually accept the challenge we know his roided up ass would easily get beat in the octagon because despite all his muscles he actually has 0 fighting ability unlike CM punk who's been training all his life.
