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>>1474729
The Hit and Run
The beC+ketty special
>>1474729
I like how sasah didnt even know if she should sell it or not
Is it sad?
vince is a genius for firing his ass
Yeah it's sad. I thought he'd have an eye for talent being around actual GOATs for years but he's actually fucking becketty fag and sings her praises
>>1474700
*A becketty fag. Though I'm sure Jeff would fuck this guy
>Post ending in (3:)15 gets printed on my sign for RAW
Asian female studying in New England. After watching Copa America and giving my guy shit for the "U-S-A" chant, he stole my credit card and refused to give it back until I did THE MOST AMERICAN THING EVER. Now we have WWE tickets and I have a new appreciation for this "Hacksaw" fellow and his "shoots".
>hairy laowai
>smells like rotting food
>pisswater beers will...
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I want Becky's thick brown logs in my tummy
>>1474678
>More like this
Trump 2016
Get in here CeNation, let's discuss/celebrate/worship the GOAT.
Who OG Chain Gang here?
>>1474484
>Jhon
Word Life Cena was the best Cena
>>1474487
Being this new
People that find him scary or intimidating are just maintaining kayfabe, right? I mean, the only thing remotely creepy about him is his weird goat mask fetish friends.
>>1473860
Who?
Is that the Undertakers brother Cane
>>1473860
The only thing scary about a chubby neckbeard is their obsession with Dean Ambrose and Becky Lynch.
SON OF A BITCH
THEY SNAG MOOSE /AND/ BISCHOFF?
guess he's not GMing raw or smackdown
>>1473774
They snagged literally who and literally fucking who?
>bischoff
Nobody gives a fuck about him or the other guy
>Washington, England
lmao stay cucked britbongs
Who are wrestlers that /asp/ unanimously likes?
I'll start.
Goldust
Booker T
Krispen Wah
Brock Lesnar
cm punk
ryback
:-)
>>1473646
Ryan Reeves
>>1473646
Golddust sucks
The actual ll/wwe/ babyface list is
HarpGOAT
Rusev
Booker T
Mr Perfect
Rick Rude
Tyson Kidd
Scott Steiner
>"""""Proudly""""" representing American Samoa
>gets sent out in the first round to get killed by GOATa Ibushi
>Ibushi bumps like an absolute madman
>does everything he can to make Maluta's only appearance memorable and make the rookie look good
>all Maluta can contribute is a botched dive, a shit-tier kick and looking like a melted Uso
I dislike Samoans
Tbh he wasn't too bad. That dive was fucking awful though. Could've just been Ibushi carrying him though.
>>1473584
He's been the most impressive of the unknowns so far.
What do you make of this?
>>1473490
>unfunny clickbait site makes a fed because "lol how hard can it be to be better than WWE"
>they actually manage to be somehow worse than the WWE
I make that I won't watch it.
>>1473490
Bischoff is nearly broke and looking to get a quick from CuckCulture.
>eric bischoff will destroy wcpw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iwi0e7Zv8s
>>1473436
philippe btfo
ryback fans can't fap to anything, sadly because ryback aka jobber4life didn't do anything interesting
>>1473460
rygod fans don't need to fap since we got enough bitches to blow us anytime we want
Will joining an mma gym and learning to fight name me less meek and anxious?
I still want to learn it for itself and to compete, but I was just wondering if it'd help make me more assertive instead of a scared little bitch
>>1473377
> the reaso every MMGay karate kid on /asp/ ever started karate
It won't help you grow a pair to ask Becky to the dance
>>1473377
NO, the Kung-Fu. You need someone who is really trying to kill you, arm-bar you, or hit you in the face, hard. You should test you for real. Get exercise, use google and go visit them. Ask them how many people are in training to become fighters competetive, how often they compete with their competitors, a bar association, or an application really grappling tournaments.
When MMA from a gym competition if you can, bjj if you can not find a gyn MMA, muay Thai, or if you can not find one of them, and boxing as a last resort only.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPrUyIwogQU
>Nakamura is DLC
God damn it 2K
>>1473289
>It comes with all this dumb garbage you don't care about for the low, low price of $99.99
>We won't show you the actual product in motion.
I'm sold lads.
>>1473289
>99.99
I see what you did there 2K ;)
Sold
Fanart Edition
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Reminder that she is dating this Mexican manlet and has no problem raising another woman's child.
>>1472243
>>1472247
cut rate Roman
This is tonight right?
>no thread
>>1472070
CHRISTIAN
outlaw vanilla manlet meme wew sex kys
who cares?
I hope Zack Sabre Jr. doesn't win the CWC. He's a Britbong twink lanklet who can't sell.
I hope he does so you get upset
Who?
literally who and what
