/bex/-Becky Lynch General
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Fuck coming up with a new name for this edition it's 5am I'm tired as fuck
APOLOGISE
>>1458112
Kek. Should PNG the cum shoop
>>1458112
>>1458141
>>1458112
>tfw will never help Becky dry off
>>1458157
Holy shit, kek. Whoever made this is based
>>1458152
Bet you love cleaning up after a bull, fuccboi
>>1458165
She's clearly wet because of rain in the png and covered in Egg Nog in the second. I'd never clean cum off someone that's fucking gross mate.
>>1458173
It's what you're made for whiteboi
>>1458177
Tyrone pls
>>1458177
Fuck off with this cuck shit.
>>1458152
Goddamn them thighs be thick
Reminder that the Irish JUSTkicker has never won a singles match on any WWE PPV or NXT Takeover and has never defeated Sasha Banks
>>1458224
She'll probably beat Nattie at BG. I want Bex to end Sasha's streak at SummerSlam for the title for a feel good underdog moment.
>Tfw will never happen because Creative hate Becky and good ideas.
>>1458224
Some day
>>1458224
She's gonna beat Natalya at battleground and then go on to beat Sasha for the title at wm 33. screenshot this
>>1458231
>implying Nattie won't win because reasons and Becky gets it back on main event, not appearing on any ppv for the rest of the year
>>1458248
Step up your fanart senpai
>>1458255
I can totally see this happening
>>1458263
fug
>>1458255
Damn it
>>1458073
Becky has a really pointy nose
>>1458284
Please stop.
>>1458290
Couple of these are really reaching desu
>>1458300
I know. Didn't make this but I like posting it in my friends Discord to piss them off.
>>1458303
U r 40 years old
>>1458359
That wasn't me. That's why I've got a tripcode and shit now so that shit doesn't happen.I'm actually 18
>>1458367
You are 40 years old.
>>1458073
She got bullied because she was fat and wanted to be a wrestler, I'm glad she got her dream job.
>>1458367
> now the fat 40 year old scouse weeb NEET is a trip
Can you sink any lower?
>>1458410
>>1458376
no
>>1458492
Would you willingly amputate your arms and legs if it meant you got to fuck Becky right before? I would desu senpai
>>1458530
No. I have other goals and shit that require me to have both arms and legs. Plus I would be unable to play vidya.
>>1458537
22 years off mate
>>1458572
Sounds like you're projecting
>>1458565
Post liver spots grandad
> mfw the sad becketty waifu guy is nearing the end of the natural scousers lifespan
>>1458607
Literally anyone could have typed in BeckylynchWaifuguy as their name as I didn't have a tripcode on. Why the fuck do you think I got one?
>>1458607
Kek btfo
>>1458611
> DAMAGE CONTROL
>>1458572
Fuckin Charlotte
>>1458821
I WANNA FUCKING CUM INSIDE BECKY LYNCH OOOOOH YEEEAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAH
>>1458821
I hope the bikini shoot has good pit shots
>>1458530
Please have sex
>>1458530
>the state of those needing sex
>>1458073
Can you not be a trip?
>>1458884
He doesn't want to be known as a 40 year old man after he got btfo by an impersonator
>>1458889
>impersonator
Please, just throw away the trip and the name, for Becky's sake.
>>1458889
> impersonator
He is a scouse weeb waifuist. Im sure being exposed as a 40 yo virgin too cant nake that much difference to him
BLWG about to be run out lel
She's my favourite.
>>1458253
You know what? This wouldn't actually surprise me.
>>1458253
You're insane
>>1459014
>favourite
what is it about lynch that attracts britbongs
>>1459014
If her/Sasha/Charlotte were really the only women on the main roster I'd buy it in a heartbeat. But Bayley's coming up soon, I doubt Asuka's far behind, then Nikki's gonna be back, Paige is probably gonna do something again soon...I don't know man
>>1459024
If Nikki ever comes back she'll be le veteran that puts over younger talent. I don't see Asuka getting pushed at her age either
>>1459022
based slag
>>1459221
Cute!
Wanna see her come out in this jacket again someday.
>>1459228
Xatu jacket was based
>>1458530
I'm amputate them prior to the sex
Becky needs a non submission finisher
>>1458073
When I look at that picture it reminds me how much I [spoiler]hate western bukkake where they only cum on the face instead of all over the hair, too.[/spoiler]
>>1459402
how???
>>1459228
Is she actually 'Tism?
I hope she writes a book someday. Her life just seems fascinating to me.
>>1459320
what is it with the women and submission moves anyway
>>1459466
> irish
> write
Lol
>>1459512
Yeah can't think of one woman whose a high flyer. Becky's always been a submission specialist though. I heard she's done high flying when against huge opponents but in WWE there are no women big enough to warrant that.
>>1459512
It's because of their male audience. Hot chicks putting each other in submission holds is sexy.
Despite "muh equality", sexual appeal to the male audience is still the subtle underlying factor in how the division is booked.
>>1459521
but look at how white this fella is. How can you say they are not white?
>>1459571
You may be dyslexic lad
>>1459886
WHEN THE FUCK IS THIS PHOTO SHOOT COMING OUT!!!
>>1459886
> being 40
>>1459943
Soon, I'm sure. Probably in time for Summerslam.
>>1459943
idk it's been 2 weeks and only Lana's are out. Hopefully within the next week.
>DAILY REMINDER
BeckyLynchWaifuGuy is a 40 year old out-of-shape NEET who lives with his parents.
>>1458073
She's cute
>>1459445
>Irish
>being able to write
>>1459571
>ywn have a beautiful beard like sheamus'
why live
>>1460347
It looked way better without the dingleberries but now he's got this Simon gotch thing going on
>>1459943
Into the reeee folder this goes
>>1460817
Why does she always got her tongue out like a dog now?
>>1460865
thinking about bbc
>>1460817
Wow, looks like a sold out crowd
>>1460865
>bex posing for a picture
>girl is actually taking a selfie
wew
>>1460960
kek she looks like a right mug
>>1460865
Did they?
>>1460865
>best girl right in front of you
>take picture of your own face instead
>>1460865
Them derp eyes on Becky
>>1461030
I'd like to slap them straight
>>1461020
Yes. Every woman in the USA is now being bullied to have sex with a negro to prove they aren't racist
Bex general is literally the only good wrestling thread left on /asp/.
>>1461047
It's full of shitposting just like every other thread
>>1461055
There's even our own carter tier resident autist
>>1461063
Maybe not in this one but some of these threads have way more discussion than most of /asp/
>>1461073
That's not who i was talking about. He doesn't shitpost at all
>>1461030
They always come out after a match
>>1461055
Shitposting on /asp/ is unavoidable but this thread is still good imo
>>1461083
They totally do when they say the same recycled shit every time that gives them away
>>1461045
>thinking they need to be bullied
wake up whiteboi
>>1461063
The comments are honest rather than snark.
>>1460865
I should see if I can sneak a DSLR into a house show and take photos of Becka
>>1461099
>wanting honesty on 4chan
>>1461123
It's more fun to chat than to troll. Crazy concept, I know.
>>1461122
>I think a lot of people say ya man let nerd or other "board culture" memes or 4chan memes or whatever
>>1461134
This will trigger somebody into screaming reddit
>>1461085
it's kinda cute desu
>>1458253
>beat Sasha
no
>>1461142
It's like screwing around in a video game. Some people prefer to do the missions, and some people prefer to shoot Meryl in the head for lulz. A lot of people like to do both.
But after a while don't you get tired of messing around and actually want to do something a little more constructive? It's more fulfilling in the end.
On 4chan it's fun to be a troll sometimes, but not all the time.
>>1461312
That's a pretty good analogy.
So what drug is she on in that old bikini photoshoot pre-WWE?
>>1461020
his smile and optimism:gone
>you will never drink frothy coffee with Bex and Bayley
feels bad lads
>>1461850
I don't know but I kinda hate those gifs, she looks so miserable to be doing that.
>>1462057
Yeah she was only about 18/19 at the time, so awkward. She had just joined Shimmer I think, and this was not long before her bad injury.
Shantelle Taylor (Taylor Wilde from TNA) and So Cal Val were involved too, Shantelle was in Shimmer with Becky at the same time before joining WWE's developmental.
>>1462057
It really shows how desperate she was for money at the time. Great to know she's on good money now.
>>1461866
>dem cleavages
Will she be on Raw again tonight?
>>1462319
ur 40
>>1462319
Possibly. If Natalya has a match, expect her to interfere or come out afterwards.
>>1461850
Lust, baybay. She got gangbanged by the crew
>>1462319
50/50
>>1462057
Please have sex
I just want to see them stable up and dominate the rest of the division
>>1462372
Two of them already are
>>1462372
Replace Sasha with someone not shit and it mite b cool
>>1462382
It just wouldn't be the same as they all had their big moments together, and all of them get on really well.
I'd welcome those four against say, Paige, Nattie, Nikki and Emma or something.
>>1462382
I'm ok with Sasha as long as she isn't a face, like they are doing right now.
Bex and Bayley should be the top faces, while Charlie and Sasha should be top heels.
>>1462400
This would work better than we got now. Sasha is at the very least a shitty face.
>>1462376
well ok you're right, she might not've actually been miserable, but I'm personally not into it all the same
>>1462382
It's funny that the worst one is the most popular and protected. How did that happen?
>>1462400
>Bex and Bayley should be the top faces, while Charlie and Sasha should be top heels
Agree with this. Build it around these four like this.
>>1462408
muh charisma
>>1462419
In the last couple of weeks she has certainly lacked that.
>>1462400
agreed
Sasha is an awful face.
>>1462408
It's strange, because from watching NXT Sasha's certainly capable.
She's obviously a better heel than face.
>>1462421
Try 9 or so months. She hasn't been interesting since Takeover Respect and not at all on the main roster.
>>1462424
I'm not sure what happened to her. She was never the second coming of jesus like neckbeards think she is but she was fun. She could at least hold her own in feuds
>>1462408
Leave Sasha to me.
>>1462458
they havent.
>>1462498
uwot? she outsells everyone bar nikki and paige
>>1462487
If Bayley is received well when she hits the main roster she will end up being the face of the division. She will probably take the title from Sasha.
>>1462501
I hope so. Sasha and Charlotte don't have what it takes to be the face that runs the place.
>>1462533
He put it on Daniel Bryan
>>1462509
And Bayley does? She can barely cut a promo
>>1462430
Yeah. She'll find her feet in time I think.
>>1459886
I want Charlotte's more than anyone else's desu
>>1462638
I heard Lana's shoot was out. Is there a gallery yet?
>>1462638
Leddit will have them in ultra HQ within a day, don't you worry. They did it with Lana
>>1462641
http://imgur.com/a/V1UfR
>>1462650
these are better quality>>1462649
>>1462638
You can change the url to do that.
go here:http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/gallery_img_ml/public/all/2016/07/039_SD_07052016sb_0437--4675dc53d5dbbf9aecfb2f6f283bce29.jpg
Then remove: /styles/gallery_img_ml/public
>>1458157
YELLOWED
BROWNED
WHITED
NEVER BLACKED
I just wanna see Winged Bex again ;_;
>>1462728
anon...
>>1462733
Big E is gay m8
What did she mean by this?
>>1462776
BECKY'S ON FIRE
NATTIE'S BUM IS TERRIFIED
>>1462776
She's going to dom him after she's done with nattie
>>1462776
She's still mates with Tyson but doesn't like hiss wife and is gonna break her arm.
>>1462796
>when the pits are on point
>>1462742
>whiteboi in denial
>>1462487
B A S E D
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>>1461850
Anavar
Trenbolone
Beck's face is noticeably masculinized from her younger days. It's a good thing she quit when she did.
>>1462057
The woman is literally a clown. I don't think taking some racy pictures in a bikini is going to bother her much.
It's more that Becky is not so experienced trying to be sultry and seductive. It's just not her style.
CUTE!
>>1462957
> bogtrotter is also a degenerate tranny looking druggy
lmao don't see sashA+ having to resort to that to look good
>>1462969
Yeah. She's more cutesy rather than sultry, if we're being honest.
christ she's adorable
>>1463024
>tfw she will never hold you in her arms and whisper sweet nothings in your ear
>>1463024
is she holding a fossilised potato from her ancestors
>>1463043
I wonder what tehy smell like
>>1463164
Mexican
>Becky back on Superstars
kek
>>1463193
>Garlic
>>1462319
Nah
>Becky/Natalya fued relegated to superstars
JUST
>>1466442
WHERE
>>1466442
Sounds like Becky got a great reaction from the crowd though. The PPV match should be good.
>>1466509
> becketty fags are this dumb
It is literally just her music, it has cheering in it
Dumbfucks like Jeff actually delude themselves into thinking it means she is anywhere near over
>>1467001
> being a 40 year old NEET waifuist from liverpool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QaR7d7PEB0
>putting this in a t-shirt all the time
Couldn't give a fuck about this cunt, but I was watching 4th july raw and her face here just made me laugh for 15 minutes.
I can't believe WWE wants to push this shit.
>>1467701
Thankfully even WWE arent retarded enough to push her
She is a nobody jobber, just like she should be
>>1466510
BELONGS
>>1466509
>trusting WWE crowd reactions
>ever
>>1467322
>ilove u ass and fce
Based mudslime
>>1467322
She's got love handles bro
>>1467890
I found a comment on her instagram from this shoot which said "You have boobs and ass, hot."
>>1467915
IG comments are gold
>>1467957
>>1467939
Yeah. Most of them are ,little kids too which scares me because when I was 8 I was still playing Sonic Adventure 2 trying to get a chaos chao.
>>1467957
>enyone here wana have a sex chat
Will she be on SmackDown?
>>1468527
"No" it's superstars life now bbyboi
>>1468534
Don't forget Main Event!
>>1468527
No the one women's segment is already set with sasha vs dana 30
>>1468527
ur 40
>>1468527
No
She is the only person exclusively on the Superstars roster
>>1458157
Has anyone tweeted her this?
>>1468897
Don't think so but somebody should
>>1468552
Holy shit I was right! kek!
>>1469229
> !
> kek!
Cringe
Fuck off
>>1469229
Based
>>1469246
kys jeff
>>1460061
nigga you dun fucked up with those thumbnails
ADMIT ITS OVER BECKETTYFAGS
>>1469278
Kek. It's true. I have the proper screenshots but I like BLWG now.
>people still getting worked by me pretending to be BLWG
I almost feel bad for doing it
>>1469845
>ywn shoot your load on that face
why even live
>>1469845
it triggers my autism that there's that chunk of non orange hair. go all the way or don't do it at all reee
>>1469845
She has nice teeth
>>1469896
>what are roots
>>1469757
Why do you all of a sudden like me?
>>1470360
He always has. He was just being tsundere
She looks transgender
>>1470747
Looks like a man with long orange hair.
>REMINDER!
BeckyLynchWaifuGuy is a 40 year old NEET.
>>1470572
;^)
>>1469802
> turned his trip off to damage control
Sad as fuck
>>1470864
no
>>1470876
> shooping a screenshot
Can he go anymore lower lads?
>>1470861
I just want her to crush my head in her pits. Why is she so gorgeous jesus christ
>>1470861
I want her to sit on my face for the rest of my life
>>1470883
But what if she has to fart?
>>1470891
I hope my tongue or nose is inside of her anus at that exact moment.
>>1470879
Why would I go through that much effort for you?
>>1470861
Those legs could choke out an elephant goddamn
>>1471071
>the real fartfag here
>she's in the 3-4 territory
What did he mean by this?
>>1470861
My word.
>>1470861
>ywn lick those thighs
