answer honestly please
>>28977858
Fucking everyone.
If someone says they aren't they're fucking lying, because no no-virgin normie scum would be on r9k when they could be fucking bitches/banging dudes.
>>28977858
Me. kissless, handholdless, hugless, the works.
As far as I know nobody has ever been attracted to me and I doubt that'll ever change. At least my genetic line will end.
No sexual or romantic experience at all. Completely clueless about everything, and even if someone were attracted to me, I wouldn't know it or understand or know what to do.
I know there are some girls here now and I have talked to a few who legit feel ashamed of their labia due to the stuff they've read on here.
I'm concerned that some of them might end up getting their "roasties" cut off or something due to this perceived stigma, which could end up being unfortunate because it can have serious consequences for some women.
If you look up the labiaplasty threads on realself.com, you can read stories of women who fucked up their vulvae FOR LIFE by getting a labiaplasty. One woman said she has chronic pain in her...
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>>28977842
We'll stop making fun of roasties when roasties stop whining about a man's dick size and height.
Fucking roasties.
No one here gives a shit
>>28977889
Jesus fucking Christ that's disgusting
Can you be a cuck elsewhere please? We would never roast roasties if they cared with our feels.
Do you like my dock, r9k?
What should I add to it?
A nuclear submarine
Frogbro in picture. Pond is receeding.
>>28977836
Railing to the sides and make it longer.
>at an internship with a production company
>they're brainstorming ideas for an ad for the new dating app "bumble"
>basically the idea is women have to approach men, they want the ad to focus on female empowerment
Give me an idea to pitch them, r9k.
Pic unrelated
Bumble existed already and died for obvious reasons. Your story is fake and gay.
Here's one way they actually advertised it though: tell women that this means they won't have to deal with creeps any more.
>>28977675
What do you mean? It's still very alive, and they're probably investing in advertising to try to revive it.
>>28977706
What? I thought it shut down. Nobody uses it.
>where do you see yourself in 5 years time?
>>28977593
>don't say doing your wife
>don't say doing your wife
>>28977629
>Doing your....
>Son.
Originalless
Hopefully still posting frogs.
Post your 10/10s
Rate others 10/10s
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>>28977589
no
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>>28977657
Why anon-kun?I'm feeling really lonely and depressed
Whats the last kindest thing someone did to you?
This super cute, kind, beautiful, charming goddess helped me during exam at may 17.Would post a pic, but she deleted her normibook lately.My face was red as hell. Felt so happy that I almost cried. Was shocked for the rest of the daywho am I lying to, am still shocked. Fell extremely happy whenever I remember that moment.
>>28977419
green text it for us and share the magic
>>28977419
I was at a tim hortans on the way to work, and I was 25 cents short for my coffee. I was dropping my spaghetti at the register and mumbling, so some guy behind me put a quarter on the counter and gave it to me. I probably would have sperged out if he wasn't there.
>>28977626
>at exam
>almost everyone already finished and left
>she randomly came to me and asked if I need some help
>turned ree, spilled my spaghetti and said no it's okay
>but she insisted to help
>she grabbed my test
>helped me with it
>said thanks (merci) twice with...
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Why does Western Culture suggest that if you don't wish to involve yourself with the rat-race, you're automatically inferior?
My own father called me a sissy because he thinks I sit around the house all day.
>implying I'm a sissy and not just apathetic
please respawn, I need answers.
>>28977396
I like sissies anon...
Are you a sissy?
>>28977936
No.
I don't have sex.
And I don't like capitalism, or socialism for that matter.
who is /r9k/ favorite philosopher?
Diogenes was a robot thousands of years before robots.
None, I don't let others influence my way of thinking.
>>28977459
how's that vacuum
What do you robots think about lolita fashion? Would you date a girl if she wore lolita?
>>28977130
only if she also wore a diaper
>>28977130
All girls I know who are into lolita are quite literally insane. It's cute, but also creepy
>>28977130
Mori girls are better.
why are you not in a union r9k?
im in the carpenters union and I inspect and repair wooden roller coasters everyday
I make 26$ an hour plus another 15$ an hour in benefits. I have never done a job interview or filled out an application I just go to work where the hall sends me.
I dont know why you would want to do it any other way
protip call your local union hall and ask about apprenticeships
I live in S.C. There are no unions.
>>28977115
Ayyy man is the The Boss or am I trippin?
>>28977115
Is that THE BEAST or are there other notable wooden coasters?
What's the least painful way to end up in a wheelchair?
>>28977054
chainsaw to legs. on cocaine
>>28977054
Sitting
>>28977054
Polio, get some
Dying is such a hassle, but living is boring and unbearable. Why is there no way to simply disappear?
Because that would be too good to be true.
> Want to suicide for years now
> Literally too fucking unmotivated to go to my spot (found a rather remote, peaceful place to get the blood flowing)
> "Nah...it's so hot today. Tommorow, then!"
> "Nah...I kinda want to finish that manga. Tommorow, then!"
> Fully aware that my survival instinct is fucking with me and it only prolongs my suffering
What is the best way to erase myself completely off the earth? What's the smallest explosion that could do it?
they say fewer than 1% of the male population can suck their own dicks to completion.
well i'm one of them. I can literally fuck my own mouth. I am my own onahole. What is left in this world that I cannot do? I've closed the circle! I am the ouroborous, the egyptian god that creates through auto-fellatio. It's like sex on tap, it feels great and I can do it any time I'm alone.
All I have now is a question. Why?
How does it actually feel then? Get graphic.
>>28976942
when was the last time you were stimulated sexually without the use of your hands? It's like that. it's just a heightened sensation of pleasure; you literally give yourself a blowjob, instead of a handjob
instead of the dull mechanical build up to release by fapping, it comes in more intense, higher pitched waves.
You are a faggot, dude. You literally suck dick.
What are some obvious red flags that let you someone is an awful person that should be avoided at all costs? I'll start with an obvious one.
>they prefer cats over dogs
>>28976863
A real hard test that catches more of them than any other - how do they react to Rush?
Subhumans invariably can't stand them.
>They think SJWs are actually a thing
>They think Vine memes are hilarious