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Who else here /exited for the upcoming war/
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pls make it hurry
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pretty keen not gonna lie
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Has anyone else kind of /startedtohatewomen/ here?

I'm mostly talking about young fertile women.

I cringe when I see a young fertile woman talking with a smile on her face and laughing and shit with these beta nu male faggots who think they're going to get their dick sucked because they asked her how her day is going, but really she's just building up her beta orbiter army to give her free attention when Chad's not around to dick her.

But in all seriousness, seeing a woman happy makes me aggravated because I already know how much the stupid cunt gets attention fucking DAILY from her retarded fan base of fat, balding white dudes with glasses who think they score points for being progressive or some shit when in reality theyre really cucking themselves straight into taking care of their future wife's son.

Not to mention she gets dick on the REG from some of the best men the world has to offer. She gets the best of BOTH worlds and what do men get? Fucking shit.

When I see a young fertile woman in public, I almost gag at the thought of how much of a whore she is.

Women are meant to be breeders, nothing more. How come so many men don't see this? Why do you think you want to talk to a young fertile woman when you see one in public? Because you want to take her coochie to pound town and back, just to leave it the next day.

Its the fucking truth.

If a young fertile woman in public even comes near my line of sight, I express a face of disgust at how much of a piece of shit person she is and how much she probably deserves to be bred to death.

Young fertilr Women make me feel very angry and even confused at times, followed by anger.

Don't you dare try to make light conversation with me at work you useless vermin. Why are you distracting me? You never have anything interesting to say, and you are not worthy enough to talk to me like we're buddies.

Your very existence honest to god makes me sick and I hope you yfw rot in hell.
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Thread is dying so ill give it a bump
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>>28998227
It was dying for a reason.
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>>28998227
you're angry and confused because you're jealous of their happiness. lighten up, pal.

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>tfw you had your chance with a thicc, high test girl with huge cowtits and a massive ass
>tfw you are too loyal to your skinny girlfriend

Never had so many opportunities with women than since I'm in a relationship.
Don't tell women you're single.
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Maybe you should break up with your girlfriend so she can get with somebody who actually cares about her enough to stay loyal.
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>>28997774
Shut up you fag.

Original
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>>28997774
We've got a homo over here

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How do I git gud at FPSs? When I play an FPS, I always have this feeling of insecurity of not seeing my own feet, like when I am in a high place, I am always afraid I would accidentally mis-step and fall. Is it autism?
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>>28997462
>Is it autism?

probably. i'm insecure when playing csgo but that's only because i'm afraid im going to get yelled at or kicked by my eastern european teammates cause i failed a 1v5 clutch.

to git gud just play a lot. put in 5+ hours daily and it's impossible to not get better.
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>>28997462
I don't think getting good relates to your problem, but it could have something to do with overthinking things. I'm shit in every FPS and I played quite a few for years but I was definetly better when I kinda "gave up" and just played without thinking.
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Just maintain head height and slice the pie.

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why are moths so simple?

all they do is fly around looking for light

dam a moth just flew straight into my computer screen JUST because all the lights were off

right when I turned the lights on, the moth flew to the lightbulbs on the ceiling
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>>28997383
bro all you do is fly towards the light of r9k because you think it will embrace you with its warmth
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They are looking for heat, which is a byproduct of energy such as light.
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>>28997398
Cesar?

oregano

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> 14 year old middle school student gets teachers number via instagram
> Next day teacher goes over to kids house when parents are not home
> 14 year old raw dogs and babynames her
> Teacher becomes preggo and parents of 14 year old ok with relationship and excited about baby
> Teacher gets abortion once CPS starts investigating and tries to cover relationship

http://www.click2houston.com/news/middle-school-teacher-had-sexual-relationship-with-student-authorities-say
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>>28997322
>Teacher gets abortion
damn, I was looking forward to him having to pay child support after being raped
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Nah man, it's cool. I'll be rewarded in heaven, I bet. Things couldn't possibly be this shit for this long without some kind of payoff. The universe wouldn't allow it.
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>>28997322
>13 year old
>14 year old
Make up you're fucking mind. Also I find it amusing that robots are so pathetic a 13 year old boy is more alpha and has more game. We really are the lowest of the low, no hope of redemption.

Pic related is proof that whites cannot be robots
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>>28997207
Its just some ugly junglenigger Asian. But you're not wrong, whites can't be robots
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>>28997207
Black anon here

From my experience, there are white guys that can be robots, but most of them can escape into normalhood and the only thing really holding them back was a lack of drive to do something with themselves and their lives.

Males of other ethnicities don't get that same benefit, assuming you live in North America.

My Asian friend is an engineer with a good body and decent face, but not many girls will date him based on his ethnicity and height (5'8 at 26 years old).

If you're a white dude, you don't have to worry about your ethnicity holding you back. You have no one to blame but yourself.
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>>28997276
>black people are automatically seen as cool
>affirmative action
>niggers get to cry "racism!" every time something doesn't go their way

>muh ethnicity holds me back tho!
Smh

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So what is your excuse for being a total fucking loser? Is it because no one loves you? Is it because no one really tried to help you and now you think you have a reason to just give up? Well guess what the only person that can make you feel truly happy is you and you only. We live in information age when we can get any piece of information of anything in the matter of seconds and all you do with it is shitpost on 4chan.
>But OP being a neet is so sweet and cool and being a normal functioning person is overrated anyway.
Stop bullshiting yourself come on. I know the first step can be hard to do so I will make it for you. There is this website http://actualized.org/ there are hundreds of hours of personal improvement videos and if you were to watch a fraction of it it would make your life better.
So will you make the next step? Probably not because deep down you know I am right and with all your bitterness you will try to prove me wrong by just not even trying not realizing that the only person that is wrong is you.
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>he shills products on /r9k/
>he attempts to use reverse psychology whilst shilling

fuck me harder
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>Well guess what the only person that can make you feel truly happy is you

ok then I don't need ur web site
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>>28997163
Well the videos are free so.
>>28997204
Wow you got me there so back to being sad and depressed I guess.

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So... I finally did it. I fucked a girl and she wanted it.

I'm a robot turned normie (i guess) so if any anon has questions about the details of how i managed that, I'll try to answer them the best I can.
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Does nobody actually wanna get any tips?
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>>28997062
look anon here's the thing, right now you're feel pumped and that's completely normal. You need to understand these threads are literally reposted everyday and nobody, NOBODY gives a flying fuck that just had sex. No, we don't want to ask you anything because everything you have to say is easily accessible through google.
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>>28997173
I care, your post is invalid

Fembots, do you actually like the idea of romance from your boyfriend/husband or is it just movie memes?

If so, what sort of romantic things do you like?
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I like the kind of romance where both people are totally comfy with each other. I don't like grand gestures, I just like cuddles and pillowtalk laughter, those mean much more to me.
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>>28996610
If a guy talks about a girl who used to like him a lot, and how he wonders what happened to her, would that make you nervous?
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>>28996585

this is literally romance!
look the guy bought you new earrings a dress and dinner, so romantic!

this romantic stereotype is literally whoring.
this is propaganda to brainwash men into thinking that romanticism is providing money for a woman.

wake up

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Malebots ask fembots
Fembots ask malebots

Malebots, would you date a girl who has never had sex with another person but is technically not a virgin?
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>>28996577
>never had sex
>not a virgin
how?

also nice dubs
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>>28996577
Why are their fingers and knees stained in blood
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>>28996577
Sure, if she seemed like a good person.

Does masturbation cause hair loss? I've been beating off like 1-2 times a day for years and I have JUST hair at the age of 20. Will doing nofap help?
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Nope. If anything it lowers your active DHT, reducing hair loss. Fap away.
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>>28996574
correlation =/= causation, anon.
how would you even begin to explain that hypothesis of yours, biologically speaking?
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Stress does.

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who /6inchdicklet/ here?
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Who /5inchgrower/ here?
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this a pokemon thread?
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>barely 7x5.5

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Red flags for girls
>she boils her veggies for longer than 6 minutes
>she farts anywhere other than alone
>she wears pants or dresses that expose her knee
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>>28996369
>dude peoples' knees lmao
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>She's three dimensional
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You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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>she has male behaviours
I'd just become a faggot if I wanted to date someone who behaves like a guy
>she acts in a disgusting fashion
Pissing in the street, farting and burping when not alone, eating with bad manners, not taking a shower everyday, not changing clothes everyday, not cleaning your room/appartment at least once a week, not cleaning your hands everytime you can, among other things discards you from being wife material, if fucking hate dirty people

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The vast Land'o'Feels (Fela'Nent in the native language) is marked by two massive plateaus of ice. In the north frozen forests dominate the landscape. In the south the plains turn to savannah, then to desert. Legend claims that even further south lies a jungle island with an active volcano.

IP: http://192.169.44.9:26094
DynamicMap: http://192.169.44.9:8123

Server is NOT pirate friendly sorry :(

Updates:

p0wer0n was banned after he pretended to be an alt and attacked Uber_Po0dle. He claimed he was 'drunk and high' and downloaded a hacked client as a joke. The subsequent fall-out resulted in the disbanding of Tribals/Arcadia and the remaining members merging with Amerika.

Knights of Bonzi has constructed a new idol to their master Bonzi on the hill outside of Port au Pepe.

We're /comfy/ as always and looking for new players.
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BOREALIS IS A FACTION OF PEACE
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A view of the most recent Port au Pepe.
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This is a nice server
to be bloxxy

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