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>The gunman was identified Thursday as Mainak Sarkar
>an engineering graduate student
Ahahaha, fucking figures
>>29002125
engineering students have the hardest workload of any undergraduates
liberal arts majors are pussies
/thread
>>29002125
Libs in full damage control mode and suicide watch.
>>29002125
>bright academic future
>mfw the only way to become better is to change
>>29002095
How do you even do that desu
Whenever I want to change I'm socially conditioned to return to my roots again
People can't change. We're all slowly drifting to hell.
>>29002138
that's what I'm trying to figure out
>>29002180
there are those who drift and those who paddle. I'm looking for a pair of oars atm
ITT: comfy normie spot.
I come here daily with my girlfriend to laugh while reading these threads. It really is comedy gold.
Some of these guys really went off the deep end, you don't get that shit on tv. Another fun thing is to pretend to be an autismo so you can get these faggots to open up to you more. I'd give them advice if they'd take it, there's not much to be sad about when they refuse your help.
Please share delicious miserycore screencaps if you got 'em.
Anyway, why do YOU come here?
>>29002037
You make her laugh
While Chad splits her half
>>29002037
You want to give robots some advice
Chad already fucked your girlfriend twice
>>29002194
>>29002107
Hihihihihi. ;)
*explosions*
Everyone can smell the cum but you
your room smells like cum, your cloths smell like cum
its a similar phenomenon to pot smokers not knowing they always smell like pot
have a good day
>implying I can't smell the cum
>dat poop chart
I doubt it. I am very careful to properly dispose of cum.
Any robots that have medical problems check in here? What's up with you, how does it affect your life, what (if anything) are you doing to help?
Crohn's checking in here, also have some other related autoimmune shit (psoriasis and arthritis). On the outside I look fine as long as I cover up the psoriasis patches but I walk kind of weirdly, have to get fluid drained from my knee if it gets too bad
Would have thought there was more ill robots in here, shameless self bump
>>29001937
I had systemic Lyme Disease in 2013 which led me to have 3% of my brain volume lost and schizoaffective disorder as a consequence. I also have heart palpitations and insomnia because of it.
>>29002295
Shit senpai, do you get any support for it? I've heard of Lyme's but never know the symptoms could be that major
Who here /cocoonmode/?
Why do I want to get /fit/? Exercise is painful and will prolong my life. What's the point of being stronger, sexier, and more aesthetically pleasing if I don't care for women? What's the point of being smarter in a dumb world where it just will bring you misery since ignorance is bliss. Oh normalfags when will you learn?
>>29001935
I cocooned from 2010 to 2013. Then lived pretty well until 2016 which was gonna be cocoon 2 but its been slow.
It's the best way to live desu.
>>29001935
Educative Intelligence != Social Intelligence
You're losing out on important social experience and thus are become dumber in that domain. You'll emerge a physically attractive and smart (no girls care about that though) butterfly, that cannot convey intelligent ideas or pass information effectively.
You need social contact, so is 4chins enough?
guys please help i can't stop sniffing my older brother's underwearhe's 25 and is a NEET but a redditor one
i can't take it anymore how can i make him fall in love with me?
>>29001920
where do you live? originally of course
>>29001920
Are you girl or guy originL
>>29002302
It's probably a guy senpai
Girls don't feel this kind of physical lust
>you were the pawn in the game
>now youre the master
remember roach. zero value. women have zero value when it comes to anything that is not sex. i know youre gonna roach on anyway fucking cuck. the game needs its pawns too.
>>29001813
Know how I know you're a virgin? Go on, ask.
No really, ask me how I know.
>This is what failures at life actually think
>>29001851
>>29001854
>wagecuck roach working his ass off 24/7 to pay for a basic life calling anyone else a failure
you are consumed to the bone, wagie. end it tonight. end the misery you call life.
Name one thing wrong with this selection
>you can't
I can, but I won't.Yes
>>29001885
lay it on me desu
All of this music is for fags that arent able to come out of the closet
Why is everyone here so gay
we're not gay
we all want gfs
>>29001739
The same reason priests are gay.
Nice cat nigger.
Because more and more robots are starting to realize how fucking awful most women actually are.
Why did it take so long for this to happen? Black bots like pokemon too.
>Inb4 /pol/tards
>that
>black
holy shit you're one stupid nigger
those are abos/pacific islanders
japs hate niggers
>>29001691
There aren't many blacks in Japan so they don't have much to reference. It's not like anime in which most of the audience is in the west, Pokemon is very popular in Japan so they try to be racially neutral. They kept it up until the graphics got this good and they pretty much had to add it in.
Also,
>black
>strait, nice hair
Jesus christ, for all blackbots out there I pray that you can change hairstyles.
How does it feel to be short with a small dick?
>tfw 6'4 tall
>tfw 7 inch dick
Help me understand your world :^)
>>29001626
good cause at least i fuck girls with my dick :^)
I'm 5'4 and have a 7"x6" dick, so I wouldn't know. I want to die though, and if I had a small penis on top of that I'd be 6' under already.
Why would anyone on here care about both of those things unless you're a normie.
"The Asian highlights in my DNA was like piss on fresh snow. They only noticed the yellow, and didn't want to play anywhere near it."
>>29001614
Did St. Elliott say this?
>>29001631
Nope.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=glZ7WHofRwU
>>29001614
>2016
>When in relationship with an Asian woman, not taking her to doctors to make sure you only have Eurasian daughters and aborting the male, or ensuring the y chromosome doesn't develop.
>If choosing to have Eurasian sons, not ensuring you make them as white as humanly possible and not naming them bullshit names like Balthazar and Lazarus Echo, permanently ensuring their virginity
15 years until the Reznor boys shoot up a school and kill their parents.
how can someone be so blind?
Leave the poor man alone. He may be a big guy, but inside he's small and weak to not be able to face the music.
>>29001544
Neckbeard btfo
What else is new?
pretty hot 2bh, seeing a man literally unable to stop getting cucked
>you will never cuddle next to her and drink her sweet summer sweat from her belly button
how does that make you feel?
>>29001442
is this rose?
>>29001442
>tattoo
absolutely_disgusting.gif
>>29001442
>her
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