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Were knights Chads or fedora tippers?
>>29002635
neither.
Modern feminism brought on the beta-alpha culture we have today.
>>29002635
romanticized knights never existed outside of poetry and literature.
>>29002635
Chads, but only the oldest brothers
Any knights or nobility were high status and had a better chance at securing a mate, in addition to having many mistresses
>tfw literally afraid of relationships
Is there anyone else here like this? People who have obvious and clear changes to get into one, but can't for reasons.
>>29002585
I just want to pork.
All women are fucked up sluts and cunts these days.
>>29002585
Same. I've actually shot down a few people because I know it'll just end badly if they got to know me better. Low self esteem sucks, but maybe its for the best.
I don't see women as privatizable entities, open/poly relationships don't work, and I neither wish to be a cheater or a cuck. Furthermore even if I did accept the premise of a relationship., I don't think I could possibly choose one woman to be with, since I am attracted to over 9000 types of women from petite to very chubby, and know that the feeling of being in love is fickle no matter how deep it feels temporarily. Also because even physical attraction is provisional and conditional- thousands of times I see women in pictures/porn videos that look amazing at first, but then naked look absolutely disgusting because of tattoos or something else. Combine all these autistic realizations together it makes it far more comfortable to just never be in a relationship than to try to start one and then change my mind because it makes me anxious and I realize it sucks or I don't like her anymore.
Do you still enjoy playing it, or did it become a routine for you to play it?
Meh, this is my top.
I actually enjoy all of them.
In fact, I'm still playing TW3
>>29002553
paradox games are fucking dope.
i don't play them all too often anymore though
>>29002553
>>29002807
Have you ever finished a game of Europa?
Hey, can someone post that Lana Rain webm. I wasn't home when it was posted and couldn't save it and I want to fap.
Please help me, I need to sleep.
>>29002541
Do you already have the full video?
>>29002875
God women are fucking annoying.
>>29002875
Thanks, bro.
xxssdsxx
Who /minimal/ here? By that I mean not owning a huge collection of anime figures, video games (physical boxes), several games consoles, PCs and laptops. Just the four or five things you need or have as a spare. Currently my room is a mess of things I have been attached to but my mindset doesn't really care for this stuff anymore.
>>29002524
all true robots could pack up everything they care about in 10 minutes
materialism and pointless collections are normie things
>>29002524
Only have a bed, one nightstand, a handful of clothes, 2 pairs of sneakers, and a laptop.
I really like the minimalist lifestyle and would likely continue it even if I had some form of income to spend on things.
>>29002581
So what would you pack up?
>This is actually me trying to talk to a girl.
>>29002482
>talking to females on the internet
your first mistake
>>29002482
Whenever I see shit like this I assume it's some troll talking to himself on a fake account
>>29002576
Nah sadly Its just goo ol' me failing at conversation.
>Be me
>Be poor
> Helping Grandfather
> Angsty fellow but tells some kick ass stories
> Helping him out to make a few extra bucks
> Have earbuds so I can be cultured by podcasts
> Sit watching Silicon Valley on my phone when
> White van pulls up with Jesus fish bump sticker
> Not worrying because everyone has one of those except for me and my robot friends
> Grandfarther yells "Hey remember Roy? We went fishing were you were 13."
> I said "That was 7 years ago. I barely remember anything."
> I awkwardly chuckle.
> He tells me to go unload pipes from the back of his truck.
> Working on the heater or somethin like that
> Roy comes out
> Says hello
> He says "son why the hell do you have earbuds in. Your gonna have to lose those ear things."
> he smirks
> they both go under the house
> they ask for ONE FUCKING PIPE OUT OF FOUR
> Sit for 45 minutes
> Grandfarther comes out to ground
> Says I should help Roy.
> Write this thread
Wat do? I'll keep you updated. Pic is the tunnel
Here's what it looks like under.
You should go help roy faggot
It's so nasty in here. Save me.
So a kid falls into a Pen
Gorilla dies
Who fault is it?
HUGE news story all over the fucking internet & social media.
then the trailer for FUCKING TARZAN COMES OUT!!!!
I'm just saying that's a little fucking odd.
anybody else see this shit?
>>29002419
>>29002632
A lot of people know how the world is run by the elite (a select group of people) and that everything we are subjected to on a daily basis is nothing, but lies.
The only reason most people do not care is because you cannot change it by yourself and since nobody wants to change it, then it will remain, plus most people are scared to kill themselves, because they think religion is real (bullshit made up by the elite so you never stop being their resource slaves). Without the peasants (all of us) the elite would fail, which is why the try so hard to keep this massive Ponzi scheme going, and they will do whatever it takes, such as enslaving all of humanity forever. Anyone who disagrees is ignorant.
>>29002749
>plus most people are scared to kill themselves, because they think religion is real (bullshit made up by the elite so you never stop being their resource slaves).
or they just grind out life because they don't care in general (will to live).
What do I have to do to have a realistic chance to get a girlfriend that is as good looking as picture related?
Step one: be good looking
Step two: there is no step two
>>29002368
Be rich and at least average looking.
wid dhat flat booty thottie? boi i finna throw thees handz at you.... if she white she aint right, no booty havin hoe get yoself a phatty
Sister just sent me a photo of a crying kid, idk if she just thought it was funny or was calling me a crybaby
>>29002355
>yeah meant lol
jesus op how small are your testicles.
>>29002394
Pretty small man, ive turned into a huge bitch. So is she sneak dissin or nah
>>29002429
does it matter you clearly wont do anything if she is.
>be me, fembot, 23, pic related
>have degree and job with no good income
>no boyfriend and family regrets having me
>feel like i'm living the life and having a fun time
>feel guilty about nothing
Roast me
>>29002326
>pretty girl
>has it hard in life
0/10 low effort.
fuck off, just sell your underwear and sht on the internet and you'll get good money
>>29002326
>be op
>be enormous faggot neckbeard
>be posting this shit thread again
>bee urself m8
![tumblr_o61jrrMVZT1seyfzio1_1280[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/vtI3jYC.png "tumblr o61jrrMVZT1seyfzio1 1280[1]")
>tfw no chubby belly gee eff
Damn she is a cutie.
>>29002310
Is calling obese "chubby" a meme around here?
>>29002402
i dont know about that but this same faggot makes these threads all the time
Anyone here /travellingalone/?
I really need to see different places because I'm gettin mad living every day of my adult life in the same fucking place. I'd like to try to travel somewhere but I have no friends so I'd have to go alone. Fact is I feel unconfortable when I am alone outside because I'm always the only fucking one who's alone. I know it's a stupid feel, but I can't prevent myself from feeling it.
I have some experience of visiting places while alone because of my work (Greece, Belgium, Crete, Italy) and it went always the same way: out of my hotel room when I had to do work-related shit, otherwise shut in inside. Literally all the time.
I'm pretty sure this would happen during a vacation too.
Any story, experiences?
>>29002293
The thought and necessity of traveling alone is usually what stops me from doing it.
Keep the thread going faggots.
>>29002345
>The thought and necessity of traveling alone is usually what stops me from doing it.
OP here. Care to explain/elaborate? It sounds like an interesting thought
>>29002374
I'm sick of doing everything alone. I really wish this wasn't the case. It's gotten to the point where I derive no pleasure from any of my hobbies or activities because knowing I have no one to share my experiences with cuts me to the core.
I was once beaten by a "boyish" (ugly) girl so neither I or or other kids cared.
But my friend was beaten (groin kicked and cried) by a pretty girl. He was bullied for it and it messed with his confidence.
Why this difference?
>>29002253
>punches her in the back.
the shit had it coming
>she kicks him
not fighting fair to beat the shit out of him
that's always how women fight typical
>be 2004
>be in highschool
>some uggo wannabe-stacey makes fun of my pants (literally out of nowhere, never even seen or spoken to this girl before)
>i call her a bitch and to fuck off
>she gets really angry and slaps me
>i punch in her the gut and push her down stairs
>she ends up vomiting from the hit to the stomach
>don't even get in trouble, witnesses said she started it
>she avoids eye contact with me for the rest of school
i bet she learned a good lesson that day, surprised the witnesses didnt white knight her and take her side.
>>29002303
webm was just slightly relevant. Sparring for fun or training is not what I meant.
I'm a kitty looking for adoption.
Will anyone on /r9k/ adopt me? :3
>>29002229
thin your eyebrows
>>29002229
>those eyebrows
>that bra showing
yeah no
post teats
