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I just realized this. I feel bad for actual cuck fetishists. One day you're getting off to some mildly niche porn, the next day you're whole sexual deal is a meme. Like, I'm a foot guy. What if people were calling each other footfags in every single thread?
>>29003638
footfaggery is the worst fetish and you should feel ashamed of yourself.
>>29003666
>worst fetish
Come on anon, there are a billion worse
>>29003690
Falling for bait.exe
Im drunk and bored. Ive been watching tv and listening to music for the last four hours. What the fuck do i do now? I dont play vidja and its too early to go to the bars (just for the record ive gone to bars twice in my lifenand hated it but atleast its something to do). You fags have any ideas so ibdont go crazy and start ripping my house apart?
Plz help... I need this
Also on a totally different note, has escortbro posted since he got beat up?
Why do my threads always start on page three? Someone do me a solid and respond whether you care about my thread or not so i atleast get bumped up a page. Id appreciate it and it would take you ten seconds out of your life...
Why are there so many single men but no single women?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1qGKD4zfsw
because you're not chad you annoying creep
YOU'RE
NOT
CHAD
>>29003525
and he never will be because it's genetic. but we're gonna lie to him and tell him it's his own fault because we get the last laugh not him.
tl;dr chad's harem
Reminder to never fall in love with a woman who isn't a virgin.
>>29003444
God what's with this "I'll only take a pure, innocent, virgin" meme.
I'll take a fucking back page whore if she doesn't have any major STD's.
>>29003495
fuck off cuck
you're not welcome on this board
>>29003444
That guy needs to eat
>parents pass on their HORRID shit genes to me and to top it off, was raised very lazily and poorly
>"ANON WHY ARENT YOU OUT IN IBIZA FUCKING SUPERMODELS MAKING MILLIONS AND GETTING INTO FIGHTS AND MAKING ME PROUD"
even trannies only want chad
parents are scum desu
they blame you for them being shit
>>29003416
No one here cares about your channel Sam.
>get older
>realize all of my bad habits come directly from my mother
am i supposed to blame myself for this?? this is why people move out at 18 desu.
You roaches fell into my trap.
And now I pull your strings.
>mfw roachies think they have free will
original originally
getting caught was part of my plan
I've got you exactly where I want you, roachie
>>29003361
Just as I planned, roach, hehehe
>What are your career goals?
Musician.
>Oh... what are your back ups?
Welfare.
Seriously, why am I always asked what my backups are? If it doesn't work out, I'll look into something else. In the meantime, however, I'll put all of my focus into getting better.
Anyway, what are your career goals?
Only normies have career goals.
As a teenager I wanted to be a physicist but once I turned 15 or so I just couldn't be bothered with education.
Then I dropped out at 16 and ever since then I've been living the NEET life
I'll never get an /academic/ gf and I'll never be able to flaunt my intelligence to normies
Sorry about the blog lad good luck with the music stuff
My career goal was to get a computer science degree and get a mindless office job, fit for a robot.
Only today I fucked up an exam and at my university you have to pass every module so I can't even make it into the second year.
At least suicide is always an option.
I don't have one. I'm studying computer science at uni, but I'm not enjoying it so I don't consider a career in a CS field a goal. I'm only continuing because I guess being a well paid wageslave is better than being a minimum wage wageslave.
I want to find something I like that I could pursue as a career, even if it is unlikely to pan out, but I just don't like anything enough to devote my life to it.
Payday, motherfuckers!
Post those balances ITT
Help I'm hungry my feet are cold.
>>29003298
I have 0.56 in my account until Tuesday, I was meant to get $10 for a returned car part I didn't need, but they had to refund it to car and It won't appear until next week.
How much of that $36,204 was fresh from today's payday?
>>29003877
about $2,200 of it.
>pass driving test
>get license
>never driven before
Was I born a driver?
Being a good driver is a robot trait.
I don't know why but most loners and creeps are great at driving. Me included
>>29003311
>I don't know why but most loners and creeps are great at driving. Me included
Because they aren't on their phones texting or whatever while driving.
You qualify for one of those scorpion jackets.
Say hi to anon, Cody!
He's going to be your new daddy...
>>29003278
I'm sorry, but I just remembered that I left the oven on at home. Gotta run, see you later honey!
*pulls out a gun*
*shoots him square in the face*
>I'll be back
>>29003278
>at least he's white
Origininial
Fembots. Why do so many of you like facials?
What do you get out of it?
Nothing. I just like pleasing my boyfriend
>>29003251
>Why do so many of you like facials?
Most don't really. It's a porn thing that men get off to.
>>29003251
It can be kind of hot in the moment.
>"But, like, what do you? I mean how can you be by yourself all the time? Don't you get lonely sometimes? Sorry if I'm being intrusive or anything, I just find it hard to imagine spending all my time alone. Hey, listen. Can I give you my number? I don't want to be annoying or anything but if you ever want to hang out with me then just call or text me, okay? I feel like there's a lot to you Anon, and I'd really appreciate the chance to be the person who gets to know you."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQBIyJ0HwRk
fuck off onision cuck
I saw Onision at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?"
I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical interference," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>if you don't support me and my cuckold lifestyle you're an idiot
This is people don't like this faggot.
I think I have a tolerance now. It doesn't zombify me as much as it used to. I want to feel absolutely nothing. What now?
the effects of these things are weird for me
i have no tolerance. i can take a bar, and be like "what the fuck, i don't even feel anything" and then the next day i have food spilled everywhere and im waking up in the wee hours of the morning
shitty drug imo, it doesnt feel "good". i have 3 s903 green bars left and i ddont even know if i want to take them
any advice?
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ppl
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I took two Mexican xannies once and just passed tf out. Never again.
Has there ever been an Asian fembot??
erica is clearly a half-asian mutt
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i used to be but i lost my virginity last year. i know one other but she's literally underage b& she only lurks, and one who's 17 or something
Come join us in discord, we're talking about stupid shit
https://discord.gg/012TWXbz3fwJYDlCL
i joined but im too shy to converse with anyone
>>29003649
just do it we're chill fellas
Join we're discussing africa
