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How many of the things on this list do you actually agree with?
>>29004420
Six.
1
2
3
4
6
9
>>29004420
2, 4, 5, 6
It says something about mutes and originality.
>>29004420
Only three.
Weird.
Would anyone like to join a Rabbit room filled with feIIow robots?
We wiII be playing comfy videos.
It's a free to use streaming room that doesn't require you to sign up.
It can hold up to 25 people.
Here's the room:
https://rabb.it/michael.13.36
ANTHEM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep_WIFJrCJM
Press LD at bottom to go to HD and bottom right for text chat. No mic or cams allowed.
Here's the /r9k/ rabbit skype group:
https://join.skype.com/qnus4lbHOtvAcurrent non-host remote holder is a lazy nig btw
can confirm is good
Bisexual Adam is a stupid nigger
No dickless chads allowed
Hey robos! I am in desperate need of help.
It's summer outside and I tend to sweat more than others,
But the thing is, what the fuck do i do against ass sweat??
Literally EVERYTIME i sit down, after like 10-20 minutes my pants are visibly wet!
Any other robo with similar struggle here or tips or advice or Poo H2O?
Stop shaving your body like a faggot.
>>29004325
Stop wearing pants.What do you need them for if you are at home.
>>29004349
i don't shave at all
>>29004364
i tend to have urges of going out, so no-pants a no-go
What should I do with this snake, r9k?
make it into boots
check em
dont tread on him
>>29004232
Befriend it.I had fun as my pet snake lived.
>girl texts me saying she's horny
>Respond saying if she comes over we can fix that
>She calls me gross and stops talking to me
What went wrong?
You're her brother.
>>29004190
you are the one that is supposed to come over.
She wanted to message Chad but messaged you by mistake.
Oh s-sorry...it's just me...Johj
>>29004150
JOHJ!?JOHJ
>>29004150
Seig Hail Johj. It is ich...SS General Johj !
>>29004150
T-thanks for coming to my birthday party Johj...you're a good friend...JOHJ
who /crying/ here
you must post itt if you've cried in the past 24 hours
>why are you crying
>are you gonna be okay
>have you stopped crying
>>29004144
Baby gonna cwy? Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh
not quite crying, but i found out im ugly today
I want to cry but i haven't completely let it out yet.
Why the fuck are normalshits so obsessed with music? It's dull, boring, shallow. Literally an anti-intellectual waste of time. I depise these retards so much.
Depends on what you mean. What sort of music are we talking about here?
you've obviously never listened to Nirvana friend
it is aptly named
>>29004053
>"I hate music"
nobody's going to fall for this bait, it's too obvious
>get amber alert
>delete it without reading it
>>29004036
>air alarm
>don't care
>use a real phone instead of a Fisher-Price My First Phone
>don't get amber alerts
Just saw one on TV, on the EAS.
Floridabro?
Anon Im ready to settle down with you.
>>29003975
Yeah? How about you get the fuck away from me with you cunt?
>>29003975
Nigger noses are so fucking ugly.
I like how everyone would call those two little niglets beautiful only because they look like their white mom with nigger noses and mocha coloured skin.
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1969612
Reminder to add yourself to this
>Iceland is completely empty
I want to tell myself this is only because not many people bother with the website but in reality I'm probably the only robot in my entire country ;_;
>no one in new mexico
As usual.
>>29003907
>A Single robot girl
>lives exactly in my city
Help
>that guy on youtube wich channel is based all around anti mosquito sounds
>every one is literally the same with another mosquito picture
>10 hour long rat repellent video
>doesn't do shit
I remember a /r9k/ thread where we found all these channels made up entirely of variations of childrens' rhymes. There was one about monkeys jumping on the bed and another about a family that was made up of fingers or something.
Then there was this other channel that starred various superheroes and Disney characters going through mundane adventures. There were hundreds and hundreds of them, updated every day, and they were all live action. I was more creeped out by that channel because the nursery rhyme ones were probably automated to a degree, but you can't automate live action videos. They must've had a huge cast to be putting out all those videos.
Shit, does somebody have the channel of that /mu/ guy's dad who played the same tune like 400 times?
You're going on a bro road trip with your 6 best friends. Assuming you're not driving and you actually have 6 friends where do you sit?
All the way in the back corner or nothing if youre asking me
shotgun. is this even a question?
>>29003848
Window seat in the middle
>>29003848
>six best friends
Should we feel bad for Rockin Rob? Did we go too far?
Yes and yes. I got a kick out of the thread, but we went too far
>>29003793
he just kept on making it worse for himself
bump for REAL ROCKIN ROBERT
commit any crimes lately?
last night i ran a car off the road because they honked at me and flipped me off. i gave him a nudge and he went into a full spin. i dont know if hes a bad driver and didnt know what to do, or if i actually fucked his shit up he couldnt recover
>my face when it was both
>his face when he coulda stayed on the road
>>29003656
I closed a door that was labled "do not close". Was p cool
>>29003656
Jesus anon are you seriously this savage
Very probably not
I require a picture of the dent in your car with timestamp
I do and sell drugs
