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if you tell something to the universe, it will become true. you have to believe in it and do it often enough and it will become true. dont listen to people who say it will not come true, it is the cia working for the jews to make you sad and not believe in it, but it can come true if you do. if you repeat something often your head will send the wav es out to the univrse and it will come to you too. be wary of spies of cia, or even plants i once had plants screaming at me with there leaves on a graveyard when my mind was open to recieve them (&keep it closed amongst spies, you will soon see them miles away(). their screams sounded magnetic, so your inner magnet will even be able to push them away soon and you can repeat your wishes always, just dont give them a specific timeframe or they will be unclear because they have to hurry and dont wish for something negative not to happen or something negative will happen. repeat them like tis
>i want to eat girl asshole
>i want to eat girl asshole
>i want to eat girl asshole
>i want sex with girl frien
>i want sex with girlfriend
>iwant sex with girlfiend >i want to eat girl asshole
>i want to eat girl asshole
>i want to eat girl asshole
repeat etenally in your mind and your dream can come true
why wouldn't you just want to be god-like to then travel among the stars? like seriously you think pretty small leik ur dick
here is description but without spies
>>29010892
i fear seeing who makes these decisions thats why i wouldnt travel amongst them, if they would even grant it. and aliens scare me.
How come more women don't post here complaining about men yet every other thread is some autistic virgin man baby complaining about being a speech chat orbiter?
because even the most unattractive, annoying women have friends to complain to
You can't complain about men, nothing they ever do is wrong or unwarranted. It's not their fault they want to turn a ho into a housewife, that's them just purging the world of evil.
>>29010456
you've never talked to a women, have you
Would you date a useless but loyal and horny hikikomori girl?
Yeah sure why not.
She has to be a virgin though.
>Would you date a shitty girl who is even more of a leech than a normal woman?
Ftfy.
No asians are disgusting
>Hey, it's me! We met at a party a year ago, you were really drunk, haha!
>You probably don't even remember me, but I don't think I'll ever forget that night!
>Anyway, say hello to your newest family member!
>>29010290
>she's a cripple qt
Well why didn't she just stay with me instead of fucking me at a party while drunk and leaving?
All I wanted was a cute wife to have kids with but instead she left after a one night stand.
>>29010290
That baby looks to be a year old, meaning sex would have had to happen at least 2 years ago.
Nice try stacy.
>>29010290
i'd run, what's she going to do? chase me?
Anon, care to explain this weird comic book we found while cleaning your room?
>>29010255
>Aren't girls with peepees just men? ~ from mom.jpg
It's ironic mom you wouldn't understand
I was borrowind your phone and found this saved on it anon, what gives?
Why do straight guys like traps?
transgirls were built for sex
>>29010223
they dont, no one here is straight thus why they endorse all this faggots, stop making retarded assumptions
>>29010223
they aren't actually straight. Straight men do not like penises, unless its their own of course.
Hey there bots, I'm bored at work looking to talk to people. Add me on kik so we can talk about anime and shitty vidya games
Tylerv233
>>29010209
post more like pic related and maybe
>>29010262
More smug lolis? I don't have any more if her...
Why should I add you normie?
>leave school 3 years ago
>spend 3 years thinking of the people i went to school with on a daily or at least a weekly basis
>become more attractive and improve my personality since leaving school
>see people i used to go to school with from time to time since i started going out the house more
>none of them acknowledge me or notice me, not one has messaged me or has attempted to make any sort of contact with me since i left school despite my attempts at contacting them
it's nice to know that i'm extremely irrelevant to the people i spent years going to school with every day in a way because now i know they aren't expecting anything of me because they don't remember that i exist
Welcome to life, retard.
>>29010124
this is a stretch op but do you have the source of the cartoon in your .gif?
>>29010207
the moomin cartoon
>>29010205
why are you so hostile?
I think this would be a just world.
>>29010091
I think we should just gas everybody.
>>29010091
Post more you beta cuck
>>29010091
can i get a source on this literature?
> be me
> text girl i knew from highschool after class
> she has bf in afganistan but relationship isnt going well
> we hung out a few days prior
> i ask her if she wants to "Netflix and Chill"
> i know this is normie code for sex
> 20, still virgin
> she says yes but shes busy that day so we plan on meeting the next day
> i get excited and clean apartmet im living in
> go to gas station and buy condoms
> go home excited for the next day
> next day comes
> we decide to meet at 12:30
> i get there at 11:30 so i can walk around the mall where meeting at
> get coffe and walk around mall she dosent show until 1:45
> she comes up to me and we talk:
> "hey anon you wanted to netflix and chill"
> she continues talking
> "when you said that i laughed, you know that means having sex right"?
> she say's this in joking manner and nudges my shoulder with her elbow
> "why did you get a weird face anon" ?
> i get nervous and lie, say i didnt know what that meant
> she say's she wants to beat rush hour and wants to be home before 3:45
> its 1:50
> I tell her the apartment im living in is too far if she wants to make it before rush hour so we walk around mall 3 times
> "hey anon i think i left the windows down when i parked"
> i suggest that we go to her car and lock windows
> we get to her car all the way on other end of parking lot
> she says "hate to cut this short but i just got a text from my grandma that my little brother got hurt"
> "usually that means its pretty bad anon"
> we had only walked around the mall for 20 min
> she hugs me then gets in her car to leave...
> i walk back into the mall after walking all the way to other end of parking lot
> sit on a bench near one of the mall entrances and stare at my phone
> not doing anything just stareing at it intensly
> tears start to fill my eyes while people are walking by
> i walk around the mall one last time then go home
>mfw : actually laughing at own pain when i type this out its pretty cucking funny
>>29010031
Fuck off back to /b/ you retarded normalfag.
>>29010031
she definitely lied about her brother being hurt
>>29010031
you tried to bang another dudes GF you are scumbag .
I snapped today.
I just can't fucking take it anymore. Why do people always treat me like shit despite how kind I am to them. Sometimes I contemplate whether or not I should say something g rude back but I just fucking cant. I'd rather not destroy a relationship. I can't seem to ever be mean to someone else, yet they have no fucking issues with being rude to me. People literally use me as a fucking vessel for self-reassurance and feeling better about themselves. I can't even put I to perspective how nice I am to people yet I'm constantly teased and ridiculed despite never doing anything wrong. Why do people keep making me their target. I'm not even some ugly fat fuck. Although I am pretty introverted as a result of all this.
Lately I've just wanted to fucking give up on friends and making connections.
>>29010021
People have learned that they can get away with it when they pester you. Teach them that they're wrong.
People will respect you more if you are an asshole to them sometimes. Shows you aren't just faking it all the time. Women will even like you if you hold your values true to yourself even if they are unpopular
>angry, insult and self pity filled rant
You don't sound very kind. Maybe people treat you badly because you are a bad person.
>"Big breasts suck, they give you back problems!"
>"Big dicks suck, they don't fit all the way!"
>Being rich sucks, It doesn't bring you happiness!"
>>29010012
>being tall sucks, you have shorter life expectancy
You'll get over your shyness one day anon
The day before I die and have nothing to lose right?
>>29009984
I fucking hate it when roasties say this
>>29009984
holy shit, that is one ugly girl
What do you think of Elliot Rodger's laugh?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZDWDvs_Mvg
>>29009970
Quite fake, and he was so narcisistic that he checks around in case someone was watching...
Must be sad to be a narcisistic loser....
You know its a real shame, he was plenty good looking enough to get an attractive girlfriend. Maybe not the 10/10 blonde beach girls, but still a super qt easily. What a waste.
>>29010119
Proof looks don't matter if you're a speglord
What do you want In your heart of hearts? If you can't get it for whatever reason, thats fine. some things cant be, you cant travel the cosmos. But what do you want so much its a need, so much some days it physically hurts.
a cute japanese gf
>>29010034
>tfw no cute hikikomori gf
FUCK MY WHOLE LIFE
My oneitis and the Nobel prize for literature
>tfw I always post this answer and no one replies
