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I need to stuff my face in her ass and inhale deeply.
What do I need to do to make this happen? Please tell me.
>>29015028
Lots of money, good looks, and/or social skills friendo
>>29015049
Do you think I could pay alina li to let me.
Honestly I would just buy her pantsu.
>>29015028
>alina li
>not kalina ryu
you fucked up anon
I mean does she have a point?
Nope. She feels like she's owed the presidency more than any man currently running.
>>29014977
>I mean does she have a point?
no, kek
>>29014977
RealIy makes you think.
i dot understand how someone could not have friends. its doesn't make sense to me. i have several groups that ive bee close with for years. why is it so hard ? all you have to do is just be okay with be vulnerable
> just be okay with be vulnerable
Yeah,
No, fuck that.
>>29014967
This is why OP. Robots are so self centered they think everyone is out to get them.
>just be okay with be vulnerable
Robots have no reason to trust anyone.
Growing up, I was raised Catholic but we were never religious. At about 6th grade, I decided that there was no God and that religion is all made up. Now, at the age of 18, I've become mature enough to understand that there can be a place for religion and God in my life even when there is an apparent "lack of evidence" to support it, this being called having faith. Now that I'm mature, I've figured I wanted to get back into Christianity, or to be more precise, go through some exploration between myself and religion in order to develop a stronger sense of understanding and faith towards God.
Upon looking back into getting into Christianity, I've gathered that Catholicism is apparently corrupt because of Vatican II, some of the actions of Pope Benedict, and also given that they pick and choose what laws of God to enforce. I'm leaning towards Orthodoxy as it seems the most faithful to the intention of the Bible but from what I found, there aren't any nearby Orthodox parishes within my city so I have to look at neighboring towns. What should I look into and look out for?
Also, how do you keep your faith even when there are some opposing views and "evidence" against it? Why do you believe in the religion you believe in and how has your faith confirmed that what you believe in real?
>>29014901
Lack of evidence isn't even the problem with Christianity, it is fundamentally contradictory. now post this bullshit somewhere other than an Indonesian dog breeding forum.
if you believe in religion you're a mark ass busta
g*d doesn't exist you dumbass cuckolic
>>29015370
this
How shit was everyone's week and whats your plan for the weekend?
>>29014862
What's it like living on an island?
>>29014881
It's horrible and to make things worse I have gyno.
>>29014862
Nothing much, finished up uni for the semester and now I'm just going to lurk r9k till it starts again.
>>29014881
About the same as living on a different continent its so massive that there isn't much difference outside of not being landlocked to other countries.
Lets be real here.
Now that feminism has taken fool root in developed society, Women no longer have the need for any of the traits that males offer. Since everything else is provided to them, all that is left to be desired is money and looks. Females no longer have to settle for a sub-par male in order to survive, because a developed society offers all of the things (protection via law enforcement, subsidy via welfare, living needs via technological advancements) a male alone would have provided before.
We are currently in s situation where all females only seek out genetically superior male specimens. (tall, big dick, chiseled jaw, rich, famous) which would be fine if the tall big dick'd Chads had standards. But Chad's cock does not discriminate. Chad will run through a fat girl, an autistic girl, an ugly girl, a burn victim. "It's all pink on the inside." Every pussy is just another tick on his confidence meter.
In modern society you have three choices as an inferior male specimen.
- Kill yourself
- Become a cuck
- Become a tranny
I have chosen to become a cuck. Despite all of the negative backlash and memes, I feel that we are misunderstood. We have merely adapted to the evolution of the social construct. We have learned to channel the whorish ways of Women directly into our erections.
Pic related. This is my fap material.
The first option "kill yourself" should be changed to "go MGTOW, make the best of your situation by enjoying vidya, drugs, and calling out women on their bullshit."
That option is vastly, vastly superior to being cucked. I'm all for fapping to femdom but if you were cucked in real life you'd quickly realize how utterly horrible it feels.
TL;DR - men going their own way >>> cuck going their own way
>>29014834
Those aren't my only choices.
Go away. You're a retard.
>>29014902
Your vidya and drugs wont last forever young one. We are all genetically hardwired to have a common goal. The goal of companionship and reproduction. You will learn soon young one.
>You will never be a woman
How do you guys handle this feel
>>29014829
I sleep in a coffin and then my fantasy is true
>>29015197
>I sleep in a coffin and then my fantasy is true
Are you transpire?
>>29014829
when the beta uprising comes they're all gonna be getting killed, you won't envy them then.
>tfw normie as fuck but constantly post on /r9k/ anyways
>have friends
>a gf
>a job
>going to college
>own a car
>family is proud of me
Who else /normie/ here?
I'm a shut in robot but I'm not a complete loser
>have a few friends
>have a job
>own a car
>own a house
>family is proud of me
>Met famous US politicians
>Featured on college ads
>Got laid in college, but single right now
>BA, working in law, making $40,000/yr
>Live with a 72 year old roommate. I'm 25.
>Don't have a single close friend
>At best have ~2 friends I see once per month.
Kinda normie. Kinda not.
>have friends
>tfw no gf
>a "job"
>going to college
>don't own a car
>family is okay with me
Guess I'm a cyborg.
how do you fucking weirdos get a job
i am too much of a sperg to talk to anyone let alone go in and apply
i feel ya, problem is i want to build a PC so i need some cash but wont even step a foot outside
No idea, I've been applying to places with not much luck.
>>29014827
i want to move out
>>29014852
me too. i don't even have a high school diploma.
How feminine are you r9k?
Everyone assumes I'm gay or asexual.
How I got laid in college is almost beyond me.
>>29014782
I had no idea that being mostly self-confident and having integrity were associated with femininity, most women that look feminine are awfully manipulative roasties and although further research would be needed, I stand by my own observations of the beast itself in real life situations.
People I talk occasionally talk to think I'm gay and sometimes children ask me if I'm a girl.I'm pretty sure they know I'm a boy and they're just bullying me.
What is the average penis girth?inb4 8" length x 6" girth "average" pythons
7X6.5 is the average...at least for white men.
>asking here
probably around 6.5-7 inches for white men.
Why are normalfags so obsessed with the tele? Everyone I talk to recommends some show with 6 seasons or more. How the fuck do they have time for all this?
I've thought this as well, it doesn't make sense.
Most normies don't even come close to investing the time that most robots do into vidya.
>>29014754
tv and vidya are both equally useless time wasters so
Here's the deal: In another one of my "maybe today will be different" episodes, I asked a grill out. Surprisingly she said yes, and we went to see the preview of a historical play that I was really interested in. However, instead of everything going great, she was 30+ minutes late. She apologized and looked clearly embarrased so I thought I'd forgive her. She didn't enjoy the preview too much - she seemed to think it was a bit boring (surprise surprise). We got coffee afterwards and talked and walked around for a bit before we took the train and parted with a hug. Was it a date at all robots? Did I make it? Or were we supposed to kiss or something? It was a pity hug wasn't it? She probably think i'm an idiot and boring for taking her to a nerdy historical play. I want to contact her again but maybe I should keep my dignity and not do it. Like, I should be angry that she got there that late right? I'm so confused. Insult me or provide advice - i'm sure you guys will have something useful to say to me eventually.
ITT: we share and discuss autistic first "dates" we're not sure were dates.
>>29014622
It's possible she's interested, when it comes to dating it's not as if you're going to fuck after the first date (especially if it's a daytime thing, which it sounds like it was), but then again she may not be.
Suggest another date and make it something that she might be interested in this time. Not saying that you have to sacrifice all your hobbies to get a girl, but for first and second dates you should generally try to impress her with your suggestions instead of going for things you really want to do yourself.
Hope it goes well for you.
>>29014622
A little overexcited are we, bud?
Jesus. I can literally smell the hamster wheel burning.
Try to ask a single question next time instead of this bullshit, maybe then I'll share some insight with you.
TL:DR: yore a faggote.
>>29014622
>I asked a grill out. Surprisingly she said yes
OUT!
We did it! Cucks Stumped. Breaking: white boy figured it out and got some.There is hope robots
>>29014594
>robots
You're in the wrong tab, kiddo
based 8th grader
>I'm proud of you son
>>29014594
>robots
back to your containment board you failure
>tfw you delete your 10gb stash of shemale porn
I feel good now bros. I felt like beating off to that stuff was really making me gay. I'm not getting rid of the futa though because they're just drawings.
>>29014554
>tfw I was going to ask if it that was a bulge but the picture was a gif and everything was answered before I even typed this.
>>29014554
Futa thread?
>>29015267Y-yes. This comment is very original!
