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Well, I've nearly all hope at this point.
life keeps beating the shit out of me and I'm afraid to get back up, how do you guys keep going robots?
You over-intellectualize.
A happy mammal is an unthinking mammal.
Just take the obvious correct action without dwelling on it long enough to rationalize your way out of making the right choice through fear.
I keep going because bravado. Fake it until you make it.
When making all life decisions you must also be listening to an Ennio Morricone Spaghetti Western theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOr0na6mKJQ
You'll know what to do.
tell me your serial killer fantasies, /r9k/. I know you have them
>>29015849
I have considered learning how to lucid dream so that I can rp a serial killer in my dreams.
I even went as far as writing a dream journal, however it only lasted a couple days because I soon realized that at the time I was mostly having fucked up serial killer-related dreams, so it was a bit awkward to write them down.
Screencapping this thread for the feds.
>>29015926
>Screencapping autistic works of fiction and falsehood
Have fun!
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/7189184/Teacher-who-fell-pregnant-following-daily-sex-with-13-year-old-pupil-faces-99-years-in-jail-after-turning-herself-in.html
>women would rather fuck 8th grade Chads than so much as smile at you
I am so done with this shit world
It is mind blowing just how shit it is
>>29015820
>the kid she fucked
>a chad
good one
Its good to see some fair justice here
Normally women just get off with going to a mental institution or some shit for raping a minor
>>29015820
I wash boofed by a teacher
>She asked to speak to me after last lesson in year 7
>I forgot to show up ehehe teehe
>I turned around halgfway through walking home
>Went to her room, it was a cute little teaching grotto
>She touched my penis and i made jiss everywhere it wen everywhere oh my god JJIZZY JOZZY EVERYWEHRE
>be me a few years ago
>school just let out, and i was looking for something to do
>my dad walks into my room and says
>"hey anon, let's go down to the amish country and grab some cheese!"
>fuckit.jpg
>we grab some cheese and buy it
>i have no fucking idea what the cashier is saying
>"miller yoder hofstadter mennonite yoder yoder"
>on the way back we stop at this leather store on the side of the road
>everythings way too fucking expensive, but they have goats in the front that we can feed
>heythatsprettygood.gif
>i feed the goats
>me and my dad are just having a grand old time
>suddenly my dad goes "never grab the bull by the horns.."
>he grabs one of the goat's antlers and pulls on it, laughing madly and slobbering everywhere
>the goat runs away
>he does this three more times
>people are riding by us in their amish carriages looking at my dad like wtf
>my dad looks at them and goes "YODER YODER"
>he says "ok this is the last one"
>he pulls on the last goats horn and almost lifts it up
>the goat leaves a huge slimy shit on my dads shoe
>mfw
>>29015819
your dad sounds kickass and definetly not autistic.
My dad is sort of rude and always follows the rules (which means no fun ever). A true sperg.
>>29015819
why do i find the fact that OP is around Amish country and is not able to speak German or whatever more retarded than his dad provoking a goat to shit on his shoe
Why are you not cool like your dad?
WHY THE FUCK DO 70% OF ALL FEMALE TWITCH USERS HAVE SOME GUY TALKING IN THE BACKGROUND
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT, WHY IS CHAD LITERALLY EVERYWHERE
>>29015657
>watching twitch streams that arent pro/high elo games/include geniunely funny people
shiggy diggy
women are
-not good at video games
-not good enough to go pro
-arent funny
>>29015708
This is wrong. Women are decently high elo on twitch.
>>29015724
>women on twitch
>high elo
You're either joking or you actually believe that in an attempt to make you feel good about being worse than them.
Who else here was born with a silver spoon in their mouth?
>tfw I have no desire to make money
At least my brother is bound for success
>>29015632
I could literally live off my father rents and never work in my life if I wanted to, but that wouldn't feel right for me.
>>29015632
>>29015704
Pair of lucky sons if bitches. I grew up poor and still have no motivation, I have no idea wtf I'm gonna do when I move out. Might fucking starve. Must be nice to have no financial woes. Cheers to yall
>>29015632
>tfw no spoiled trap bf who laps up my filthy commoner cum like a bitch in heat
If I tell the doctor that I have suicidal thoughts, but don't intend to act on them, will that get me vanned?
Yup, big talk about this on /pol/ before....
The same op also posted child porn though...
Who knows?
>>29015621
yep
they're not trustworthy. any.
>>29015710
Thank you, I knew those fuckers are a bunch of back stabbers.
Just spent almost 20 minutes watching some famous youtuber play mario with his gf
Ask me anything.
can you post the link?
I want to watch a fat smelly loser having fun with his hot gf while getting paid for it
I need motivationto end myself
is that dunkey
>>29015698
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRJpEpYzfpg
>>29015827
Yea
Hey robots. How do meet people ASAP? I finally got my older friend to buy me booze (I'm 20). Consequently, I'm drunk. Seeing as there's no escortbro thread to live vicariously through, my thoughts have led to introspection, which led to realizations of lonlieness--worse feelings than usual. What are your tips to overcome loneliness, meet people, and forge connections? Id like to try them tomorrow. Please post anything remotely related; any contribution is appreciated.
>>29015480
Be in a social environment and don't be autismo..
This kind of thing is hard to translate into words,
tldr; life xp makes you better at social
just be yourself haha
uwu ~
>>29015480
>I finally got my older friend to buy me booze (I'm 20)
damn living in america must suck
>tfw less than two hours left being a teenager
I fucking wasted it. I spent all my time on here whining about my problems. I hereby declare my quest for my 20's. I will become a Chad and use my intellect(which most Chads seem to lack) to become better than them in every way I can.
You see, Chads and Stacys give up their personalities in adolescence to fit in and be cool. A robot who becomes a Chad later in life would have the looks + the personality. There's no way I can't win!
good fucking luck nigger
>>29015365
Spent my teens laughing at people's problems on here
I successfully did what you wish to do. It is possible. I'm 22 now, I have a girlfriend who was a virgin when we met. I've got a good summer job, and I'll finish college this semester, hopefully with a bitchin' job offer. It's possible anon; you just have to work hard and believe.
Never lose sight of your dream.
I've only ever gotten replied to on here and two other boards, and I've been on 4chan for years.
How do I stop being socially retarded, even online?
This is my thread now pussy
Any reply in here is addressed to ME from here on
>>29015493
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU BIIIIIITCH NUGGA
>>29015334
>4chan
>not socially retarded
you only get to pick1 of those, so pick wisely..
What does /r9k/ thinks about this guy?
(dan)
>>29015299
hes popular with the tumblr audience because hes tumblr incarnate
>>29015299
right. a """"""guy"""""""
""""""dan""""" because its short for "danielle" hohohoho
>>29015299
He's a youtuber that tumblr loves
Orbiting a girl.
What should I send her?
>>29015275
but you are a gril
A picture of your dick. It's better to not know a girl then to orbit a girl. Go all or nothing.
Bloc dick blcoxx
if you need a gf so badly, why not just pretend to be a refugee so some liberal will let you fuck his wife?
I'm not brown enough
>>29015172
get a tan
>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
this can't be real
(why'd they turn the robot back on? nothing will save this board)
broken_spacebar_kek
>>29015063
I think you're a ricky in the making.
i think you're a donatello wanna-be
saged
>>29015081
really?_why_and_how?_explain_my_good_friendio
