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Are you all man enough, robots?
I don't vote for criminals. Especially ones that use models that sell sex products.
>are you man enough
sick of them pushing this toxic masculinity
>>29010909
is this the new Harold?
define normie in two sentences. then explain in which ways you are not a normie simply and with clarity in three. I will then respond to you with one sentence, the intent of which I will not know until I read your attempt at communication.
Go on. Feed me your delusions of victimhood. Prove the assumption you assume I have wrong. Or do nothing and waste away, never having experienced satisfaction in your thoughts and actions.
This is your way out
shut the fuck up comrade.
>>29010959
but how come tho
>>29010853
Normie: Someone that has or is able to achieve social and reproductive success and maintain it. Additionally, they lack a great number of negative distinguishable traits, allowing them to blend into the herd very naturally or with some degree of ease.
I am not a normie because I am schizoid and I value my own, strange interests over those of most people. Additionally, despite a conscious effort to improve my social skills and making myself externally appear normal, I am still obviously strange enough that others are totally uninterested in me and are generally content leaving me alone. I largely don't mind being alone, either, since other people generally don't add to my happiness or contribute to my life much.
yeah
:x
>>29010789
>a 25 year old
Joke's on you, I'm not going to live that long.
2500 weeks? So 17,500 days? 122,500 waking hours?
That's a ton of time. Holy shit.
>>29010912
Whoops, I meant 297,500 waking hours.
Do u have an iPhone? If yes, what model? If no, what's it like to live in extreme poverty, u broke ass skankbitch lookin like u got beat by bears? LOL at ur $20 Walmart android 'phone' LOL (i has 6c)
>>29010723
Get fucked retard I just spent $1000 CAD on an HTC 10 because it's the best phone on the market. Keep choking on apple's corporate dick though.
>>29010798
>not knowing dank nigger twitter memes
Did you learn nothing from real nigga hours? Apple phones are status symbols for black people. It appeals to their ineptitude and love of shiny things.
>>29010900
Real nigga hours aint even a meme anymore baka famalam kys
>Hey anon, do you want to go on a killing spree with me?
Sure
What could it hurt
You take the Stacys, I'll handle the Chads.
>Yo Elliot, wanna go on a date with me? I'll be bottom
I've been wearing the same socks for 3 weeks
Ask me anything
>>29010681
post pics filthy neet
>>29010681
Have u been outside in those 3 weeks?
we are n-sync
If this overweight neckbeard can get a gf, what's your fucking excuse.
>b-but muh personality
Lmao just fake it.
I'm not tall or white
he's over 6' and clearly would be well above average if he lost weight
I don't have the money he has.
>hey anon... I don't know how to tell you this but... I have a crush you. Wil you go out with me?
wat do?
*burp loudly*
>so where are you taking me?
noi wont go anywhere with you roastie
Stop wearing eyeliner to cover up your lack of eyelashes and then I might consider it.
Is it true that before there was Internet, it was normal for a female relative to buy porn and a sex toy for a male in the family that just turned 18?
Overhead a conversation where some guys in their late 20's were talking about how their mom, cousin, aunt, or older sister got them porn and a fake vagina for their 16th/18th birthday.
This doesn't sound realistic
No but there were porn dads.
>>29010592
I saw a fembot say something similar, that she bought her brother porn on his 18th birthday (before the internet). No idea if it was true though.
>tfw see a perfect set of tits or an ass or pussy. Nice face. An attractive woman and you don't care.
Who jaded and doesn't care about anything?
>>29010582
What am i suppose to do? Should i worship a whore who would never give me the time of the day and looks down upon me? If anything seeing attractive girls pisses me off. They have their whole comfortable lives ahead of them.
There will never be a person that I would want spend my life with.
>>29010641
They have until they're looks run out, anon. Once girls hit 25 then it's all downhill from there, they will never be as attractive as they were when late teens/early 20s. they have a very short shelf life but the beauty is that they think that they are somehow immune to it, which makes the dawning comprehension that they're basically worthless even sweeter.
>tfw you didn't have friends strive to save you from your tormented path
>tfw you are full of more anger and hatred than ever
>tfw you didn't have the opportunity to heal and settle down like sasuke did
just tell me the school and the date so I can stay at homelike I always do
>>29010511
too bad you don't exist in a world where your rage can be useful to others
Officer Miller, we got a four three. Standard procedure?
So do you guys think killing himself was part of his plan all along?
>>29010489
Probably. I doubt he was smart enough to come up with a plan to get away with it all.
Yes.
I've wanted to go on a spree but I don't want to go to prison, and I still have hope that my life will get better.
of kourshe!
Thanks for the NEETbux, wagecuck. I think I'll buy a few more anime figures with it.
Y-youre welcome
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH STOP IT STIP IT STTOOOPPPPP AAAHHHHH
Hope that $800 per month in government pity pennies is enough to buy yourself food after you pay your rent, NEET.
>tfw you get only 404 euros in germany
>be me
>handholdless, kissless virgin
>rewatch her videos for hours each day, only thing that makes me remotely happy
She's practically married to an ultra autist...why couldn't it have been me?
>>29010451
>why couldn't it have been me
Because he's an alpha autist.
Stop watching her videos dumbass. Stop being a failed normie and embrace the void. Just accept the loneliness.
>>29010485
It hurts me to think of his massive bulk clumsily caressing her perfect body.
Maybe it's for the best though...at least he has money
They're the same as Mexicans.
Si cazzo via, sei un pazzo. Gli italiani sono di meglio in Stati Uniti.
>>29010426
He is deporting all illegals. He brings up Chinese anchor babies and eastern euros coming here on ships.
>>29010552
The smart thing to do is to send the Chinese and Russians to Canada and all the Italians to Mexico.
