I'm so bored dude, nothing is cutting it anymore
>>29013911
Spend a few hours jerking off to milf porn
get drunk and listen to classic metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9RV4UfRVLc
>>29014018
I cant even do those kinds of sessions anymore. After countless 12-24 hour sessions my dick is ruined, i cum in like 10 minutes or it just doesnt feel good at all
>Starting to learn how to drive
>mfw seeing a cop car driving next to me
I started driving along cop cars when I was about 11 years old
acting ballsy as fuck.
>>29013882
>Learning to drive on my dads 2014 Mercedes Benz.
>Some guy cuts me off and i pressed the acceleration instead of the breaks due to the fast nature of the situation.
>TFW he didn't trust in my to drive his only prized thing in life.
>Probably won't trust in me again,
>>29014706
your dad is a fucking retard and you are a failure of a son
kill him and yourself in that order
>woman sits next to me on the bus
>her leg is touching my leg
>get an erection
>>woman sits next to me on the bus
I don't know this feeling
>>29014047
This to be honest my familiarino
>being psychologocially healthy enough to get erections
Best cold sore medications, robots?
>>29013851
I recommend zyklon b
Marikuana
social isolation
How much worse do you think the 2020s are going to be?
Much worse t b h.
I don't have a bright future.
>>29013813
I dunno about you, but I'm looking forward to our new female overlords. I'll stay at home and forget to go grocery shopping while my progressive genderfluid partner brings home the dough.
Comerade Sanders or Clinton are going to run the nation into the group and let hordes of niggers or spics run wild
What are problems male-bots have that fem-bots don't have or can't understand. What are problems fem-bots have that male-bots don't have or can't understand.
Who has it worse out of the two.
>fem-bots can be just as fucked up as male-bots, some probably more so than a lot of "robots"
>>29014045
>fembots exist
Yeah, but it's not the right kind of food that I like! We're all in the same lil' boat here, guise.
>>29014131
Are you saying that fembot problems aren't as serious.
Why are people always hating on me for my dating preferences?
>black girl
>literally the most bottom-of-the-barrel trash
>think you get to have any preferences
top lek
>>29013862
There is no law against me having standards
>>29013778
>being yellow fever scum
I'm literally a black man in a japanese class right now and you are a race traitor lol
Amine thread, because I'm not going to that hellhole /a/.
What do you guys think of my favorite anime? What are your favorites?
Amines are for fags.
Who sulfide master race here?
>>29013974
Steins Gate. That is all.
>not a single good anime in that image
>Be me an hour ago
>Driving around with my oneitis
>We're lost so she takes my phone to get directions (she left her phone at her house)
>She goes onto google and sees my search history
>'How to tell if a girl secretly has a crush on you'
>'How to tell if a girl is in love with you'
>Silence
>Awkward...
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>>29013732
>You will never be a roastie whore with giant fake tits.
Why live?
>>29013732
Could have been a lot worse anon
>>29013770
really? How? She has a bf btw I don't know why I fucking bother
I demand to know who is the fattest ugliest girl on this board.
And I will make her my gf, when you find out.
Just
(original bitch)
>>29013820
Who is this. I find her stupidly hot.
Ask some questions, anons may answer them.
>>29013667
Anime, even once?
>>29013675
There is some good stuff out there so I'd probably say yes, just stay clear of the mainstream trash.
Back before fast Internet, was it really that common for porn to be passed down to the son of the family when he reaches a certain age? And really was it that common for brother and sister/cousin to experiment on each other?
It's almost 3 am.
I can't sleep and have to go to work tomorrow.
What do i do??
I think drugs will do the trick. Perhaps coffee?
>>29013660
fap? Works for me.
Don't try to sleep. Just lie down and get comfortable.
I didn't study enough today and finals are closing in. It's too late now and I can barely keep my eyes open. Can someone tell me it's gonna be okay
>>29013624
You'll be fine. You can just take the course again
>>29013624
It is objectively impossible to fail for a test. Any result means the test was a success.
>>29013762
It's impossible for a test to fail, but it's entirely possible for you to fail a test.
>after hours of doing nothing i'm suddenly aware that i am a sentient being
>head starts hurting, say "ugh" out loud
why does being alive feel so weird
>>29013602
Babby's first existential crisis.
Oregon
Hey you dropped this
HOW STRANGE IT IS TO BE ANYTHING AT ALLLLLLLLLL
Consciousness is weird...
Haven't had one in a while, so here's a particularly naughty tale of mine
>on daily bus drive to school
>decide to sit next to this cute girl
>i've seen her a little around school, seems very lonely and keeps to herself
>she's reading, but seems somewhat happy that someone is siting next to her
>"What are you reading?"
>She looks up from her book, grateful...
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>"No...I-...I just like these books..."
>"The best part is you probably think this is your fault. They're having troubles with their marriage because you weren't the sweet little girl they thought you'd be."
>"...Please...stop..."
>"What was it dear? The way they never talk to you when you get home?"
>"...stop..."
>"Or was...
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>>29013587
>>29013603
I know this isn't real, but god fucking damn. I feel like you just completely destroyed my psyche imaging myself as the girl
You certainly paint a vivid picture, i'll give you that.
>>29013603
this isn't /devilish/, you just sound like an asshole chad