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Just had an insightful conversation with a webcam whore without having to pay her.
>>29018585
>Just had an insightful conversation with a webcam whore
That means you're a dumb dumb anon
Greentext please anon
Oregano desu
>>29018626
im horrible at those anon, sorry
but i will say we mostly talked about the mental health benefits of bdsm
Can we get a best of /r9k/ thread going here? Stacey and Chad encounters, spaghetti, sperg outs, tendies. Let's see what you pathetic failures can offer.
Aw man can't wait to see this on the front page of r/4chan!
1 (you) = 1 upboat XD
Not going to help you on your quest for reddit gold
sry
>>29018531
>ifunny
kys
I'm bored and have nothing to watch. What are some good anime or TV series with submissive guys and bossy female lead?
>>29018526
Space Jam
Iiggdddfdddd
Kill yourself dumb whore, we could watch you livestream it instead.
Clean up your room anon.
ITT: books with robot protagonists
call me autistic but for some reason i particularly like those gritty and dark private investigator type main characters who are loners. one of my favorite types desu. only read one or two stories like that years ago and completely forgot their stories but the main characters just stuck with me
i haven't read much at all lately, but when i do i stick to forgotten realms books.
i like the DnD sword and magic fantasy setting.
Blades of the Moonsea series
Haunted Lands series
both are set in the Forgotten Realms fantasy world.
both are about a male loner type who goes away from his oneitis to find fame, and they both come home to fucked up situations and they basically go after their oneitis with all haste.
>>29018466
sounds interesting, ill check em out, been really in the mood for some reading lately, especially something that doesnt involve the normal stories
I'd look into Worm, a web serial. It's all online for free, and literally features a fembot who is terrorised by normie cunts. Also, some people have super powers, so that's pretty neat, too.
>Confessed my feelings to a girl
>She feels the exact same way about me
So fucking glad I didn't kill myself, I feel like my life has done a total 180 and I can do anything.
Hold on, robots. It can get better.
>>29018357
When she brakes up with you, you'll come crawling back.
NOT
GOING
TO
HAPPEN
END
YOUR
LIVES
ALREADY
>>29018357
women are not capable of loving like men can
see you in a week or however long it takes for you to realize you're wasting your fucking time
Who /middleofnowhere/ here?
>Live in a town of 8000 with my parents
>Nearest larger settlement is 40 minutes away
>County has the highest quotient of seniors out of any in the province
AND WHERE DO YOU LIVE ANON???
>okcupid
>using objectively worst dating site to attempt to achieve normie status
>>29018365
I live in a giant bucket
This man, Peter Allen Cash, was just arrested for possessing CP. If you got 50 people and had then draw a picture of what they thought a child molestor looked like and averaged them all, this is what the drawing would look like. Do you think he was fated to become a kiddie fiddler based on his looks? Did you look into the mirror one day, see this looking back and him, and say, "Welp, it's out of my hands, tiem for raep"?
the Hafu guy who got arrested for CP has those crazy screwy eyes too.
>>29018221
It's not just the eyes. It's the greasy mullet, the porn 'stache, the florid red face, and the goatee too.
>>29018194
>stereotypes are rooted in truth
Shocking
You make such a perfect throne for Serbia's finest ass, Earthrealmer.
*BRAAAAAAP*
*Edenia, not Serbia.
Damn autocorrect.
>Serbia's finest ass,
I just wanted to tell you I really appreciate your work, you are one of my favorite modern artists
Really makes you think, doesnt't it senpaitachi?
So is it going to be a thing where girls dress really slutty on purpose to attract rapists in order to sacrifice themselves for the less sober less secure girl?
>>29018102
it made me think and think
why didn't you think?
Nah this is shit.
>Locking your door at night is just really saying I hope the robber robs the other house
>Not walking in the bad part of town at 3AM through a dark alley is just really saying I hope some other guy gets beat up and robbed
Safety makes you safe, that's all
why are white guys so caught up on this word?
because white guys have CLASS
Because it's the perfect metaphor for contemporary leftism.
to be fair that guy is an actual cuck.
>when there was a fight at school
>>29018078
>get beaten up in school
>im homeschooled
bump for greentext
>that kid who *flashsteps behind you*
I've been told I look like a squid. I won't post a pic though.
Tapir fits me well.
>>29017958
I look like a human.
I look like something that is prone to killing itself. A turtle maybe?
Hey fellow normies of /r9k/! Welcome to normie general! Here we can discuss our good family relationships, our sexual exploits, and even post twitter memes! We need our own space away from these sad ugly fucks
What a weak attempt
>>29017915
fuck off faggot
original response
normies gettin laid in here
A lot of you act like society has cast you out, but I get the feeling that most of you just have a very passive attitude toward life.
okay op. that's pretty cool, everyone told me though when I had a mustache I let it be too wide. Do you have a grooming guide for them?
it's not so much being cast out as like, despite best efforts, whatever those may be, society has yet to let us in to start with
You figured it all out bro. Your feelings are so spot on congratulation. You're like a fucking psychic and shit you should try winning the lottery with such an impressive gift
If you could... would you go back to your teenage years and try to higher a hooker?
how can i higher a hooker?
i can barely life 50 lbs
>>29017737
No. Sex isn't that great unless you have an emotional connection with the person.
>>29017790
I'd be more inclined to tie the hooker up in my basement and lower her quality of life even further by pouring bleach down her throat desueven better if it's a male prostitute lel
