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>Get to hit your wife
>Get out of jail free card
>Can demand sex from your pure virgin waifu whenever you want
>Decent food
>Arab chicks look like mia khalifa
Is there really any reason to NOT convert to islam?
>Haven't converted yet
Good luck getting into heaven.
>>29014528
I don't want President Trump to banish me.
We get this thread EVERY DAY.
Please, stop prozelityzing sandnigger.
Guys just vote Trump, fuck it all, if anything exciting is gonna happen in our NEET lives, its gonna be with him. I don't give enough fucks about society to care what happens so I'm like yea lets have some fun
This. Don't fall for Crooked Shillary and her croonies memes.
>Trump elected
>Liberals start war
America will have this happen yes?
>>29014519
Honestly I think there haven't been any school shootings this year because of him; He's giving polacks and robots hope and a reason to live. He's gonna expose liberals as the memes they are.
ITT: we post robot celebrities
>>29014464
Bump.
C'mon guys.
Oreganopostbloxxxx
>>29014464
Is this shooped? His face looks fucked.
>>29014797
>His face looks fucked.
Exactly. That's why he's a robot.
bump
>muh unity
>muh declaration
>unity of a nation
>no attention paid to the natural social cohesion
>literally a violent empire trying to gain people's favor with nothing but muh feefees
>>29014376
america should just balkanize so we can start a white homeland in the pacific northwest T B H F A M
Anyone here ever join a volunteer organization that helps out pedophiles and protect children on the internet? Is it a rewarding experience? Does it look good on a resume?
>>29014297
>helps out pedophiles
That's a pretty loaded way of saying "fucks them over for life".
>>29014360
i Meant help in outing and exposing them.
I probably could have worded that better.
But yes pedophiles should be fucked over for life
>>29014445
Why? I haven't harmed anyone, I'm not going to harm anyone, and I would just like help managing an attraction I never chose to have.
AHAHAHAAA MODS GOT JEALOUS AND DELETED THIS FAGS THREAD
MODS = GODS imho
>>29014289
No they deleted it because it was a shitty thread
>>29014289
camwhore threads are against the rules
When was the last time you showered/bathed?
>>29014281
About 40 minutes ago, thanks for asking.
>>29014281
5 years ago, AMA
>>29014281
2 days ago man
>addicted to porn
>fap every single day
>can't even orgasm anymore
Have you tried not fapping every goddamn day?
>>29014259
Don't worry, once you find a gf that will be a blessing.
>>29014267
Yes and it's impossible. Once i went 2 days without fapping when i was at my grandmas. It was hell i was so fucking horny i wasted 20dollars to get some internet on my phone in a foreign country
Why do you incentivise relationships and sex so much?
They are just in the way of achieving your true goals.
Throughout my life I have seen people swapping partners, and the only thing that has come out of it are hurt feelings and kids out of wedlock.
Seriously it due to the fact that you are all from bad homes and you are looking to build better ones?
I had good parents and a good home, hence I never felt the need to seek love.
It's just preventing you from being the best person you can be.
Learn a language
Get good at a skill
Draw something
Get fit
Build a fucking robot
Shit man.
Trying to get laid isn't doing anything for you.
Why doesn't anyone see this?
I see it, but I'm not good enough to do anything fancy or worthwhile like you described either.
>>29014229
>trying to get laid doesnt achieve your evolutionary goal to procreate
dude what, you are literally a jewish shill trying to destroy the white race
t. /pol/
because muh dick mofucka
Post things that give you nostalgic feels.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfadJj4d5K4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSI_lwmtcoo
around the time this was airing i was heading towards my current lifestyle - failing my exams, hating working, parents resenting me and ultimately branded a permavirgin neet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SHJX7OyM5s
>>29015867
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjAdYPqd04w
If my room is dark and I open my blinds, nobody can see inside right? Or is it the other way around?
Pic related
>leaving the blinds open at night
You'll stop that shit eventually once you see a face staring in
>>29014206
2spooky
I wasn't gonna leave them open all night, just for a little bit.
>>29014150
Yeah I think thats how it works
I'm always paranoid about my blinds
Getting drunk and eating an entire loaf of homemade bread. Who else /drunk&gluttonous/?
Pic sorta related
>>29014104
Just dry bread?
>>29014186
With some smart balance
>>29015189
Sounds tasty af
Rate my dinner
Post yours or what youre eating
looks great lad
what is the green shit, avocado?
>>29014028
Yes, Im eating it with asian food but i dont really mind because it tastes good with the rice and the salad
>>29013985
Rub your dick all over it, kek
any basketball NEETs online? to a neet nothing is better than sitting down to watch a game of b-ball.
>>29013923
l'm glad you're bringing this meme back
>yfw legod wins one for da land
Smokin dank watchin hoops feelin fine.
A 13 year old kid fucked this DAILY
Is this the final straw for you; will you finally just give up?
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/7189184/Teacher-who-fell-pregnant-following-daily-sex-with-13-year-old-pupil-faces-99-years-in-jail-after-turning-herself-in.html
>>29013914
hope she gets a lot of time. fucking sick pedo bitch.
>>29013914
Not only that, he did raw.
A 13 YEAR OLD FUCKED THAT CHICK RAW DAILY AND IMPREGNATED HER.
A 13 YEAR OLD IS MORE OF A MAN THAN THIS ENTIRE BOARD.
A 13 YEAR OLD PASSED HIS SUPERIOR GENES FORWARD ONTO A HOT CHICK WHILE YOU PERMAVIRGINS WASTE YOUR LIVES AWAY WITH VIDEOGAMES AND ANIME, WALKING TOWARDS A LONELY, UNLOVED DEATH.
YOU ARE LESS OF A MAN THAN A 13 YEARS OLD.
>>29014037
why does it have to be bad that some of us do this.
why do I have to feel bad for not fucking stuff. we have other people to fuck stufff
