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>Hey anon, how was your afternoon with Stacy? Did you two DO anything?
Oh no, it's the Chad Rainbowcock gang! Run!
>>29011520
>chads
they top tier normies, nowhere near chad
>>29011520
why would they dress up like faggots?
is this considered attractive by women?
I am being forced to go to the psychiatrist tomorrow because I've been exhibiting "Schizophrenic Symptoms", how do I make sure I don't get involuntarily committed when I'm talking to the doctor?
>>29011489
just b ur self
blox
just bee yourself, friendo
>>29011489
Don't bee yourself
>anon can I login to your steam? I want to play Skyrim
>a-anon, whats this? 300 hours on Civilization 5? Whats that? What is HuniePop, you've played it for 125 hours? 600 hours on Panzer Corps?
How do you respond?
>>29011473
>file name
hahahahah ty op
2000 hours in CSGO?!
anon, remember to close the game when you're done with it, silly!
>>29011473
Yeah I'd have to explain my 4500 hours in dota 2.
The answer to this conundrum is
> What is steam?
How do I take care of a wild turtle, r9k?
>>29011388
That's a tortoise, Anon.
Feed him peas, carrot shreds, and romaine lettuce.
He is exploring right now.
;o
>>29011388
throw veggies at it
I'M SO SICK OF HANZO AND WIDOWMAKER
THEY RUIN THIS GAME
TWO BODY SHOTS IS FUCKING SHITTTT
But /v/ is that way, anon >>>>
wrong board?
also git gud
>>29011348
NO
FUCCCK YOU
FUCK YOU ESPECIALLY IF YOU PLAY THEM
>hey anon, we have a spare ticket for this radiohead concert, wanna come?
>l-like a date?
What do?
>>29011188
die whores
>>29011233
this right here, ROASTIES GET BLOWN OUT
>Radiohead
What a shitty band of talentless hacks, fuck off.
>Be me (14) in high school. Get bullied and beaten up constantly at school (3 broken ribs, 1 broken arm, 1 knocked out tooth etc.)
>I had a crush on a girl, she also seems to like me somewhat.
>School officials dont care. But they threatened to report me to the cops when i fought back.
>Some 6" highschool chad, who is also a distant relative of her, knocks me to the ground in front of her and forces me to lick the floor, threatening to beat me to a pulp if i refused.
>Girls never talks to me again out of shame.
>TFW cant fight back
>TFW the few friends whom i have wont help me, since my bullies knew a guy who had already killed some dude and gotten off.
>TFW in serious danger if i went back to school.
>Tell my parents and ask them to transfer me to a different school.
>Parents essentially say "Fuck No" and my dad almost beats me up when i refuse to go.
>Go back to school and get beaten up and bullied some more.
>Shit continues for 2 years.
>Finally stronger than my dad who is a weak beta faggot.
>Switch schools on my own and get out of that mess, since parents cant do shit against it.
>Have massive psychological problems due to year long bullying.
>ADHD
>Severe generalised anxiety
>Constant Nightmares even at 22
>Never had a GF
My Anxiety recently has gotten so bad, that I am even too scared to go and see a psychiatrist.
The thing is that i love science and own a decent collection of scientific literature, especially concerning subjects like chemistry/cell biology. I love reading, but my ADHD makes it so fucking hard.
My biggest dream is to go to college and study medicine/pharmaceutical sciences, but I am mentally just to fucked up atm.
I just watched that video of that one guy from r9k, who got berated by his dead and it makes me so sad, some people are just so judgemental and dont know what others have been through.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trmPapr7Djs
You mean this one?
Yeah its kinda sad to watch this guy who probably had alot of problems just get shouted at by someone who has no idea what they might be going through.
Talk to a psychiatrist if you feel it helps to talk to someone, but its not for everyone.
Man, I am really sorry life has been so shitty to you anon.I hope you can have a better future
>>29011142
This makes me more cynical about life.
I need to work harder at my dreams. We all do
Third day on NoFap and already starting to feel some superpowers:
>spontaneity
>willing to engage people without feeling awkward/inadequate
>less emotionality
>some degree of good agresiveness
How about you, faggots? When will you start the glorious journey of masculine power?
You're an idiot, 3 days won't have an effect. What you're experiencing is a placebo-effect.
I just get even more anxious
You are so stupid it hurts.
Back when I played baseball, I had a few teammates that would try this out--except it was with actual sex and not fapping. We noticed literally no difference even if we fucked literally right before a game.
Stop being retarded.
how should i kill myself with a knife? i know i'm supposed to cut down my forearm instead of across my wrist, but i'm not sure if that's all i need to know. what kind of blade should i use? should i soak my arm in water to keep the blood flowing?
asking for a friend
>>29011052
Dude...get help or go to a home.
>>29011194
shut the fuck up faggot i don't want help
fucking pisses me off when normies do this shit
>>29011515
warm water couldn't hurt,
id use any blade as long as its razor sharp
alcohol thins blood, might help it bleed more.
other than that idk, make sure to cut both arms
How many femanons, or """"fembots"""" have actually had sex with a Chad?
Lol like I would know what its like... i'm 18 and im still a kv
>>29011581
Die you bitch
>/fit/cel
>Chad
???
>mother leaves without a trace when I'm five
>father becomes a wildly abusive alcoholic
>beats me within an inch of my life when I'm seven years old
>spend two nights in the ICU
>return home to find out I'm going to live with my aunt until my dad completes rehab
>molested by my aunt at eight years old
>told that I deserve it for almost getting my dad in trouble
>too nervous to develop tangible social skills
>doubt everything I ever do
>almost threw up over receiving a "C" on a test in college
Tl;dr- how do I off myself with minimal pain
Bump for suicide help
>>29011005
Pics of you aunt...
>>29011005
12ga or find some train tracks if you're a yuropoor.
Greentext your day yesterday ITT.
I'll start:
>Wake up at 5:30 am, because I have an 8 am final exam (last one before summer)
>Two pieces of toast, two eggs, blueberries for breakfast
>Green tea, head off to exam, thankfully it's close to my house (real analysis I)
>Write exam, thank God it was easy, my other ones this semester were absolute shit
>Super happy to be done with the hellscape that was my academic year
>Drop stuff at home, my girlfriend is already there waiting
>Grab lunch quickly from a takeout place (she's already eaten)
>Drive to my city's art gallery, they have a nice exhibit going on
>Exhibit was pretty shit imo, gf loved it though
>Have coffee at a cafe downtown on a little rooftop patio
>Gradually stroll down to the waterfront, get icecream along the way
>Sit on the beach against a log
>Sun is out, birds chirping
>Girlfriend needs to leave to meet up with her friends downtown
>My buddy picks me up, we go to his apartment
>More people show up, we eat dinner, drink a little
>I walk home around 9:30 pm
>Girlfriend is back
>We curl up in bed and watch a movie on her laptop
>I eat a bag of chips to celebrate being done exams
>We have sex twice
>Lie there, just before midnight
>She dozes in and out of sleep beside me, but I'm awake
>Lay there for half an hour thinking, then I drift off
Is this what happiness feels like, robots?
>wake up at 3pm
>play Doom 4 for a few hours, have a good time
>play overwatch for 30minutes, have a bad time
>eat
>fap
>watch youtube videos
>fap
>go for a run outside
>play some more Doom 4, have a great time
>about to fap when someone knocks on my door
>see whats up
>its some weird foreigner
>tell him to go away and close the door
>fap
>shitpost for a few hours
>sleep
>>29011077
>>go for a run outside
Good for you, anon. More of that
>I prefer 2D over 3D
Let me explain what a synchronized orgasm with another 3D female human-being is like:
Right when she is about to climax, the muscles around the vagina release. Her arms and legs grip around your back and she pulls you close into her body. Immediately after the initial onset of her orgasm, I can literally just hold my penis deep inside her while she moans and soon enough I can feel everything in the back of her vagina loosen up and become extremely wet all at once. This in turn causes me to thrust hard and lock my arms around her. My semen rushes deep into her vagina and she looks straight into my eyes, willfully accepting my genetic seed.
Afterwards, she looks disorientated and lost. Her brain is instant replaying the last few moments over and over again in her head. She might lay down again and want to cuddle. If the sex was good, girls usually fall asleep within 5 minutes post-intercourse, allowing you to leave them sleeping and go do whatever your want. Or you can just wake them up and send them home.
Anyways, post your 2D waifus ITT!
Mine is pic related :)
>>29010947
Posting mah waifu.
>>29010947
Sounds kinda gross desu.
>>29010990
>Bayonetta
6/10
Nice personality, far too tall.
>film contains symbolism
Oh no, having to think when you're watching a movie must be really difficult for you. You must hate subtitles too.
>People actually believe symbolism is intellectual
It's the same argument with 3 layers of stupid bullshit.
Yes, when the main character stepped on that budding rose I truly understood that it was wrong for society to shame deflowered girls, so deep muh smurts. Can't wait to talk about it in english class :^J god Im smart
Meanwhile, all these symbolism freaks have never read a book outside of a highschool recommended reading list. You know, the kinds of people who have the great gatsby as their favorite book of all time.
Fuck it.
>i like bland movies that are to the point
bet you enjoy bread by itself and vanilla icecream with no toppings
>>29011060
So do you hate symbolic movies or people who perpetuate that exaggerate symbolism?
>tfw literally fucking OBSESSED with women's feet
>tfw foot fetish and summer comes long
>tfw oneitis wears sandals
>>29010925
If you ever got a girlfriend what would you do with her feet?
I came in my tiny little lady's mouth last night on her couch and kissed each one of her pink painted toes during my orgasm.
