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Its took 20 years and being a tranny to get a qt gf that I truly love. Its been great robots, if there was any hope for me theres hope for you. I love you guys. Just date men that look lioe women or plain men. Thats the secret.
Are you a transvestite or a transexual?
>>29008426
couple pics pls
>>29008426
Fuck off LGBT
we know what you *think* you're doing. But it's pretty transparent.
>Daily reminder to hide "I'm a trap and my life is good now!" threads.
>she isn't realoriginal thread
Because they shouldn't be. The imagination can be a terrible thing.
>>29008367
I CAN'T MAKE HER REAAALLLLLLL
^how the fuck was that not original, there can't have been another slipknot fan that quoted the same lyrics with the same stretch of a word in all caps
>>29009845
I was just about to comment this lmao
I've always been a disaster with women and managed to be a 22 years old virgin, so I decided to lose my virginity to an apartment hooker. I did that again a couple times, then finally managed to fuck the normal way.
To be honest, sex is overrated as fuck. Fucking prostitutes felt like shit because there was no feelings connected and felt sometimes awkward, but still good practice.
Fucking with a normal girl is cool, feels good and makes you feel great, but at the end, I think it's not as important as society wants us to think.
It's good the connection you feel with the chick, but at the end, there are things much more important. Sex is hyped only for selling reasons
>>29008339
What else is new? Only virginal fucks actually think sex is the biggest most important goal in life.
>>29008380
This. Robots want to cling to the idea that sex/relationships will fix them because they don't want to bother trying to fix themselves
>>29008339
You realize Plato discovered this 2400 years ago right? Sex should be a medium for love, not a goal on it's own.
I finally did it, I finally got a girl to marry me.
Here we are, I was a lonely loser like the rest of you, but I FINALLY DID IT!!!!
Joke's on you. They have a chance at being happy together, you on the other hand are going to go on being bitter and alone and being judgmental so you can feel a short-lived hollow sense of superiority that is the most positive emotion you're capable of experiencing.
>died hair
>thicc
you made a mistake desu
>>29008336
Congrats, hopefully you have lasting happiness :)
>spend hours making a youtube video
>4 views
haha love it :^)
>>29008314
Post it here, brend
>>29008314
Post it then it will be 5 :)
>All 4 views are from the uploader
ITT; Short greentext stories
> 7 years old
> standing next to leather sofa
> think to myself for no particular reason "I'm going to remember this"
> still do
>>29008286
>enter thread
>can't think of anything to greentext
>post a sadfrog
>>29008286
That's kind of neat, I've had the same thing happen to me
>>29008286
Holy shit, same here.
> about 9 years old
> pillow fight with friend
> right before pillow smashes me in the face I think "I will remember this moment forever"
> posting it here decades later
>have a gf for the first time, with her for three months
>things go really well, we see each other everyday and we never fought
>i decide to do a little drinking
>i get drunk
>i saw i want to kill her and fuck her dead body and eat her
>she freaks out
>i try to explain that it's just a fetish
>she leaves me
fuck my life. i had it all. i am never drinking again.
This is why I keep coming back to /r9k/
Fucking autist fag
>>29009033
>fetishes are autistic
m8 everyone has them
ITT: We share awful sex stories and relate/sympathize/commiserate.
It's not all soft moans and demure droplets, and we've all been there, amirite bros?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XA5j6PBe2s
>>29008144
>we've all been there, amirite bros?
who hasn't lol!
I want to ask a girl if I can give her the ol' lickeroo at least once in my life
>>29008144
>mfw those life lessons at 8:15
>"dick drunk"
>mfw i will never make a girl dick drunk
> You make the play of the game
> After Tyrone, her ass won't be the same
> You tank as Winston
> Chad puts his fist in
>>29008139
>you shield as reinhardt
>chad fucks her ass hard
>>29008139
>tfw D.va will never be real
>tfw you will never watch her stream fighting omnics in the south china sea
>tfw you will never hear her thank you for watching her streams
I'll start
>Favourite
THICK
I've even started to feel more attracted by a THICK former classmate.
>Most hated
Cuck. Especially when misused.
>You're gf held hands with someone 4 years ago? CUUUUUUUUUCK!!
ill take girl nr 3 and six and maybe 9
>>29008199
But, anon, beggars can't be choosers.
rolling for a female train autist
how do you know if a woman is lying to you?
When they try to play it to your benefit.
depends on situation but they usually are
If they're speaking
My boss fired me. He couldn't handle my quietness. It made him uncomfortable me being introvert. I feel discriminated and i have no motivation to find a job ever again.
What was your job OP?
What was the boss man like?
Nigger faggots need emotional stroking in the form of overtime civilization to sustain normalization which keeps thier ego from imploding.
It's disgusting frankly.
meh, another job is waiting for you on Monday anon.
Take the weekend, search for jobs, apply on Monday, Interviews next week anon, steam out your suit and shine your shoes.
>Wake up in the morning
>Look at the mirror
>"Wow, you look like fucking shit anon. No one will ever like you like that."
>Get on the train
>"Everyone thinks you're a retard, dipshit. Look around."
>At work
>"You work slower than fucking slowpoke. Everyone here is a hundred times better than you."
>At lunch
>"Stop eating, fatass. You want your heart attack now or later?"
>At home
>"Aren't you going out today, you fucking shut-in loner?. Get a damn grip."
>Considering suicide
>"Now you're thinking straight, good for you."
Hey, don't be so hard on yourself.
You might want to see a doctor or something dude.
This is far from healthy...borderline psychotic if anything.
>>29007962
& yet, in real reality, you're probably bretty alright anon.
Fembots, are you wary or afraid of men as a result of your experiences?
Do you ever feel like you're never going to find someone to settle down with?
I don't want a husband. I don't want to be married in general. I don't think I'd make a good spouse.
>>29007944
>let's make a thread where we pretend to be women and try to get attention
bugger off
>>29007987
Pretty much a perfect example of a fembot, damaged goods
>Join a new work place
>The boss, who's my friend, invites me to a happy hour that takes place every thursday
>I go there
>Fucking socially awkward spaghetti as fuck
>Realize that the best way is to just divide and conquer
>Catch people who are alone and just introduce myself and start asking them about themselves
>Manage to get a good conversation going but they all seem to lose interest eventually
>I get really drunk so it stops bothering me too much
I fucking hate this life. I joined a company that's completely full of social normies.
Regardless of how shitty you think you did, you still talked to people and you're one step closer to normie-ism
>>29007903
Not too sure what you're upset about, bud.
Don't hold a grudge just because some people are better at certain things than you are.
>>29008048
I'm not holding a grudge, I'm just scared that the new place won't like me, and I'm disappointed in myself that even after all this effort and time, I just can't hold a person's interest.
