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>have a major crush on a girl for years
>Friend shows me her Facebook
>Nothing but buzzfeed articles and other sjw bullshit.
>I thought she was some cute shy girl.
>Turns out she's a major peice of shit with nothing interesting.
I have her number what should I do to fuck with her?
keep getting ignored by her for the rest of your life like normal you beta cuck
>>29017722
>I have her number what should I do to fuck with her?
Maybe look up her addressin the white pagesand send over 9000 pizzas to her house? idk
>>29017749
also a strong possibilty
don't do anything. if you do that, you're only validating her existence by making her feel oppressed.
Why do some men like anal so much? Are they subconsciously homosexual? There could be a pristine pussy right in front of them and they'd prefer to stick their dick in the hole that leaks out shit instead.
Can someone explain this to me?
excessive exposure to porn
I can. It's hot as an idea and for porn but it doesn't apply irl.
I like chick's assholes but the anal isn't appealing to me
A-are they gone?
The faggots/Trannies? No, they are still plaguing this place.
>>29017671
>faggots/Trannies
They're just faggots m8
>>29017671
They thrive off of the attention you're giving them. You complaining about them only makes them want to be more obnoxious.
Daily reminder that TayTay is amongst us. Probably laughing at your threads
>>29017594
I bet her internet is hella fast. She must have the top plan.
>>29017594
So shes evil and shallow like every woman ever?
She probably saw the picture of my penis I post often but not lately.
There is a chance that she touched herself to a picture of my dick.
There's hope robots.
I was a 22 KHHV and now I'm 24 and I've fucked 4 girls and also have a qt gf that was a virgin when I met her. Pic related.
Don't lose hope.
>just b itself and it gets better memeing
Leave Norman
look at those milky white cow tits
>>29017601
Nah, fuck being yourself, improve yourself. I said don't lose hope, not do nothing and things will get better on their own.
What is your way of surviving in this world of ours? How do you keep yourself up, and if you're low, how do you manage with that? I'd really want to know...
it's mainly about being yourself
>>29017533
That doesn't explain that much...
You have to have a goal. It keeps you motivated and interested.
>meet girl from reddit (not IRL, online)
>she's sort of big but has very pretty face and just my type
>talk throughout the day on kik (smartphone messaging app) and have done this for a few MONTHS
>have talked to her twice on skype, once for 4 hours, a second time for 1.5 hours
>she actually likes how weird i am, how i'm mean and tease her a lot but then say the occasional nice thing, even my weird looking face
>we just talk shit to each other all the time and it's basically perfect
>she says how much she likes me all the time
>think i'm falling in love with her
I'm so pathetic /r9k/
heh you posted this yesterday
congrats I guess it sounds like she is into you
this post gave me reddits
>>29017423
yeah i figured it was worth posting a pathetic feel again
>that don't impress me much
What did she mean by this?
I heard she doesnt poop for a week
She's unimpressed I'd assume
>>29017367
>Jewish song writers want slutty girls.
>Writy slutty, cat lady making song.
Why are you surprised?
Highschool story thread
>Me, 17 junior late in the year
>One of my classes is with a bunch of sophomores, not because I'm stupid and failed something, but I needed a credit a credit and they squeezed me know there
>Spend most of the year on one project, but before that, we just did some basic shit
>My friend who was in the same situation sat next to me
>Since neither of us gave a fuck about the class, we just fucked around
>Teacher eventually moved him, switching his seat with and Asian girl from across the room
>Just for some context, my school was very non white, a lot of blacks, Muslims and Asians and oddly enough, everything sort of melting potted
>Anyways, Asian girl is kind of cute in her own way
>Obviously shy/introverted and dresses like it
>She's a goody good Christian girl
>Make her laugh a bit and stuff, just bee myself
>Even though its not like her based on what I saw from when she didn't sit near me
>Establish some physical contact, legs/hands
>Pretty sure she doesn't realize that I could take it as flirty because of her innocence
>She was really the first person in the class to interact with me other than my friend
>Later on, spend like 7 months on a big project and I'm in her group
>She was one of the group leaders, and I know the teacher did some kind of "team captain" thing
>During the time, we don't talk too much because she's caught up in a lot of work, but we still talk occasionally, and it's all positive, more jokes, but some other talk too
>During this time, her Puerto Rican friend who wasn't in my group starts to really obviously flirt with me
>It was so obvious I thought it was a joke
>She's cute, thick, and a lot more extroverted
>Also my friend was switched to a different class for the credit we needed
>Develop crush on Asian girl
>To this day I don't know what it was, she was pretty cute, had and ass for an Asian girl
Cont? Promise the story gets more interesting but I wanted to be thorough, and fucking character limit
I'm here, OP
continue
>>29017710
Im also here, go ahead man
Thanks, >>29017710
>For some odd reason, I don't want the extroverted thick girl who would obviously be easier to fuck, I wanted the smaller (not like skinny, but she was more fit, and not the skinny type, more in-between) innocent girl who would take forever to fuck if she didn't want to wait till marriage, but still, I told myself if I started a relationship with her, I'd wait, I just liked her for her
>That project ends and we spent the next few months on another one
>She again is a group captain type
>This time, the process is reversed, non captains pick their captains
>P.R. goes to Asians group
>Tells me to go there too
>I take the last spot on the all girl group
>I knew most people already knew in their heads who they wanted their group to be, so I was worried that I wasn't in Asian girls plan
>Though, I hear her reaction, can't remember exactly what it was, but it was positive
>Not neutral, but actually positive
>Now this project was different, it was more laid back for whatever reason
>Get more one on one conversation with her, even more contact that's a bit more flirty, but still doubt she means it like that
>We do bond a little more though
>Later, the P.R. girl tell me she likes me, short story short she takes my virginity
>Moved very quickly physically and emotionally
>To her credit, it wasn't in a slutty way, she just did
>She gets really attached
>Still, I didn't care for her, just wanted to get my dick wet
>Though every time Asian girl walks in, I can't stop looking at her
>Now, I'm on this board for a reason, so in my autism, all I can imagine is her as my wife, she doesn't like to leave (not robot tier or close to that), modest, the weird thing was, that at my age, I didn't really care about sex when it came to her
>Something about those autistic fantasies made me do something dumb
>Broke up with the girl I could've had a lot more sex with
>After and bond with the Asian girl
>Year ends and never talk to either of them again
Some of you guys are all rights, don't go to the boat ride with TayTay tomorrow
>>29017260
I hear TayTay is single again
>>29017279
Now's your chance.
>>29017279
Really? Link,,? I heard she's engaged
I can't stop masturbating, I masturbate like 2-3 times a day, probably about 14 to 16 times a week. I know that's probably not as much as some people, but I still feel like it's a lot.
>>29017222
At least you got trips.
To contribute to the thread, I do it once a day
>>29017222
Nah, you're good. I did that for a number of years even when i was dating someone. only recently have i slowed down to probably every other day, but i still have days where i go 3+
>>29017222
I go for two rounds every night. Sometimes I'll have a quick wank in the shower earlier in the day too.
It's normal OP don't worry about it. If you really think it's an issue, take a few days off so you can realize absolutely nothing has changed.
Plus your fap session is amazing after you take a few days off
I'm cute with self esteem issues so I come off as a jerk.
This is luxxbunny - why haven't you subbed to her twitch and joined the bunny squad yet?
Hmmm, gross.
Bunny squad !
>>29017174
Literal shilling, omfg I can't take this anymore. I wish I was insane enough to go on a killing spree.
I'm thinking about buying this shirt fromhot topic
What do you guys think? What would you think of someone wearing this shirt? Would it make me look cool and interesting?
>wearing designs on t-shirt
>to look cool and interesting
>>29017147
>graphic tees
>looking cool
N-no senpai. No.
>Graphic Tees
>Any clothing which isn't plain colored and perfectly symmetrical
fuck off
>he still says please and thank you
Well,i am white so,yeah.
>>29017069
>he says 'I'm sorry?' instead of 'what?'
Can't help it, eh?
Sorry.
hey /r9k/ how do i make friends around here? not interested in skype desu. just want to play steam with someone. also pic related post your steam rules
no one plays games here.
>>29017064
>You're obviously without a common sense
;3
>>29017064
i thought that was every robots hobby?
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