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>Wake up
>Remember that I'm a 5'10'' manlet subhuman
Another day of pure suffering for me. Wish that I could have been genetically superior.
Okay, you get my attention this time.
I'm 8'8" and I have three jobs which I love, two girlfriends (I'm not really proud of that one but you get the point), and a tonne of respect from everyone I know. Stop wallowing in self pity. INB4 chad features - I look like a gargoyle and I'm as ripped as a twig
>>29021612
5'8" Damnit typo
5'7-5'11 is manlet
5'6 or lower is turbo manlet
>"what would you do if you didn't have to worry about making money, anon?"
I would fuck and impregnate as many girls as possible. i fucking hate when people ask this bullshit question. this is what every single straight male that ever lived would do.
>>29021477
not really some people have interests and hobbies
I don't have to worry about money and sure as hell wouldn't do that.
>>29021477
The same thing i do now only i'd live out in the country
Why are there almost no indians on this board? You would think indians would be THE robot race yet I never see any here. Are they just too stupid and lack self awareness?
there's a shitton you stupid fuck, make a desi thread and see how many people show up (given, many will be ebin pooloo xD trolls)
maybe it's because this is an anonymous board and every post doesn't include information on the poster's demographics
t. indian
>strong family structure
>often rich
>their dads set them on a career path in medicine or science the moment they were born
>guaranteed wife because of arranged marriage
>>29021541
>there's a shitton you stupid fuck
That is not how I expected a shit-skin poo-in-loo sandnigger to talk...
>liberals want socialist bernie in office
>conservatives want fascist trump in office
Why don't we just compromise and have another Hitler rise to power? Seems fair to me.
>le trump is a fascist xddd
Fucking kill yourself
>>29021463
This poster came from /b/. I can tell, everything about this post screams it.
Saged.
You don't belong here, post elsewhere.
>>29021463
Who do you think Hillary is dumbass?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzG6E1Y-s3A
Holy crap, why are atheists such edgelords?
>>29021390
TJ is pretty fucking based t.b.h
>>29021419
>10 seconds into the video
>"because... fug yuo XDXDXD"
>>29021390
wow this guy hasn't changed a bit in almost 10 years.
He didn't mature, he didn't resolve his self esteem issues or lose weight and he certainly didn't become interesting or tolerable. He just follows the stupid trends like "ebin bacon" and other reddit type things to keep his views up (or most likely because he's a moron).
What is your biggest fear?
Mine is either getting an incurable illness or becoming homeless.
>>29021376
Literally anything that causes an excruciatingly painful death
>>29021376
An incurable illness sounds alright to me, although thats probably crazy
>>29021376
My biggest fear is any sort of creepy psychologically horrible situation. Like waking up to the same day over and over, realizing that everyone around me is getting paid to spy on me, etc. I don't have any fears of realistic things. Death isn't scary.
Have you guys ever been outed as a virgin publicly? How did it go?
Yeah, my classmate was pretending to be selling people and said I cost the most because of my virginity. Not a lot of people were listening so that's good
>>29021334
I'm scared of this happening lol
I figure I'll just lie and say I lost it in school
>It was just once in high school. Was pretty 'meh'.
W-will it work?
>>29021345
You weren't "outed" though. You did that shit yourself lol
Vaelkommen till /Scandifeels/
Detta aer en traod for alla Skandinaviska robotar.
Att taenka pao:
>Endast for Norrmaen, Svenskar och Danskar
>Normies haoller sig borta
>Nordiska bokstaever och ASCII fungerar icke pao detta boardYour comment was not original
Aer alla nordbor till saengs fortfarande?
Dom flesta av oss jobbar eller studerar just nu. Eller ar NEETs
Scandinavians can't have feels, you're not even fucking people
losers
Anybody play clash of clans here? Wanna help me out and let me in your clan? Im really bored
Isn't clash of clans for AIDS patients?
>>29021307
AIDS? What is this the 90's? Everyone's all about that Zika these days.
>>29021301
I'm so addicted to that shit. I'm TH 9 lol
Holy fuck what do I do /r9k/, my normie friends invited me to some festival and a qt friend will be there.
This will be awkward to the max and I don't even know what to do on festivals. I cant even just watch the performance because its all EDM shit. How do I survive this?
>>29021275
If you consider all edm to be Shit I wouldn't even go.
>>29021283
this. you're just going to bum everyone out with your autism.
>>29021275
go you cowardly faggot.
youre probably gonna fuck it up but view it as training for next time
breaking into normiehood takes work
Are there any other self-confessed Asian cuckolds here?
I'm an Asian guy and I often times talked to my Asian ex gf about me fantasizing about her fucking some white bull. She joined me in that fantasy, but we didn't last, but not because of that.
I can't stop fantasizing about asian girls I like getting pounded by white dudes and watching them playing with their big white cocks.
Kill yourself
Cucks of any race are despicable
>>29021271
>white bull
>not a black bull
smdh tbqh family
Who is this zipperhead to wed
I haven't been able to sleep well for the past month. I've been averaging about 3 hours a night because no matter how tired I am, I can't fall asleep.
I think I should see a doctor but I don't want to become hooked on the jew meds. What do I do?
lower the temperature of your home, it should make you sleep better and also do some research on foods to eat before you sleep to help you sleep better
>>29021295
I usually have it on 78F, isn't that low enough? A/C is expensive here.
>>29021265
Better jew meds than sleep deprivation
How would it work out for you to have a telepath gf ?
Are you interesting enough to make her willing to browse your mind ?
Are your emotions strong enough to affect her ?
Do you have a dark corner to hide from her ?
Are you fast thinking/spontaneous enough to surprise her ?
>>29021195
I'd feel bad cause she'd know the questionable opinions I have about her
>>29021195
that seems horrifying
i wouldn't want to be around a telepath in any capacity, much less looking her in the eye while we're fucking
>>29021203
>>29021237
I have the feeling that everything will go faster
confession, hang out, make out...
then she is bored, then you break up
>wanted to lose weight
>google some workout by a chink
>cant stop looking at her tight ass durning the video
>first workout are jumping jacks, nigger what the fuck skiped that shit
the rest where mediocire, what the fuck i dont have the strenght in my arms to lift myself up and my knees hurt from squating
also fuck my genes, i wouldnt be fat if not my mom
>>29021188
Good troll thread I totally fell for it, well memed.
>>29021188
whats the video?
i need to work out
>>29021242
this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8LxBcVjJK4
Sorry, Doj.
What happened to doj? I hope something bad happened to that retarded arrogant tripfaggot.
i'm having a tough time imagining a scenario where doj got worse than what he deserved
>inb4 tripfriend circlejerk
Calling it ironically
