Manlet feels
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>Wake up
>Remember that I'm a 5'10'' manlet subhuman
Another day of pure suffering for me. Wish that I could have been genetically superior.
Okay, you get my attention this time.
I'm 8'8" and I have three jobs which I love, two girlfriends (I'm not really proud of that one but you get the point), and a tonne of respect from everyone I know. Stop wallowing in self pity. INB4 chad features - I look like a gargoyle and I'm as ripped as a twig
>>29021612
5'8" Damnit typo
5'7-5'11 is manlet
5'6 or lower is turbo manlet
>>29021645
Pretty much this, everyone 5'11'' and under lost the genetic lottery and should just kill themselves ASAP.
>>29021645
Thanks for the update?
wtfblox
> be5'9 walking, see little midget bitch walking my way
>mfw we're the same height.
I would have gotten my legs lengthen if i wasn't such an incomlet as well
desu if you aren't 6'3 and 8x6 220lbs 10%bf then just end your pathetic existence
>>29021666
>would have gotten my legs lengthen[ed]
absolutely pathetic waste of satan trips
I drink three cups of milk everyday in hopes to grow taller
>wake up at 1pm
>feel like shit
>put on jumper so my untermenschen body is concealed
>walk into bathroom, inspect disgusting acne ridden face
>correct my dogshit posture
>walk into kitchen, make breakfast
>get dressed
>bipolar mother drives me into university
>feel like shit all round, kneeling over (dogshit posture) and disoriented from physical illness brought on by frustration and depression
>go to lectures
>catch the gaze of a qt grill
>she frowns at me and quickly looks away (obviously disgusted)
>go to library to study
>study, but really just shitpost on r9gay
>walk home
>get drunk and shitpost till 2am
>go to sleep
>repeat
short guy and tall girl couples are the purest form of love
>be 6'8"
at least I give okay hugs...
>>29021691
>>feel like shit all round, kneeling over (dogshit posture) and disoriented from "physical illness"
Yeah that has nothing to do with drinking and shitposting until 2am
>>29021766
i don't get hangovers, only fucking normies get hangovers
I hate being 6'4. I stand out way too much from the crowd.
>>29021827
>6'4
Dude you're privileged as fuck.
>>29021860
You think it's a blessing of some sort but everyone I know is like 5'8. Also I'm pretty insecure about my looks that's why I don't like to stand out.
>all manlets kill themselves
>lanks celebrate because they hate us for some reason
>6ft to 6ft 3 become new manlets
>>29021701
>short guy and tall girl couples
Tall girls are looking for even taller guys
>>29021701
Lovely Complex was fucking horrible though
>go to high school reunion, because fuck it why not
>kid who was barely 5'0" is still 5'0"
he was annoying as fuck, to be fair.
>>29021963
>become
7ft isn't even master race. Just because you have got habituated to manlet dont think its acceptable.
