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WeII, whats your excuse robots?
>>29022742
I don't have a badass wheelchair
>>29022742
A Chad in a wheelchair is still a Chad
>>29022742
CHAD ON WHEELS.
Virus completed, give good names to go with the usual .exe
pic not related
>>29022687
my_wifes_son.exe
>Suck2bU.exe
>>29022687
not_lolicon.exe
This just happened with me an hour ago
>be me
>22 y.o virgin betafag
>got on the bus
>13 y.o girl aboard pops out of nowhere and tells me "t'as l'aire gentil, il ne faut pas etre gentil" literally translates to "you seem to be nice, one shouldn't be nice"
>girl leaves the bus
Where did I go wrong, robots?
>>29022641
So are you going to take her advice or what? Listen to your superiors
>>29022641
how cryptic
>>29022641
Sounds like a good setup for a movie.
pls post pretty anime girls in this thread
picking is so hard
>>29022494
Does this one suit your tastes, OP?
is this to your liking
>Majority of songs about craving sex and relationships
>Deluxe edition has songs about the invision of a perfect life with someone
>Song about premature ejaculation
Albums targeted at a demographic, either social or emotional, universally, if not inherently, do it at the expense of quality. I've hardly heard an album that people could identify with that wasn't boring. It's not to say that I'm too unique myself to identify with any album -- just that good musicians are too busy actually writing to remember to evoke a feeling.
>>29022394
Obligatory
>>29022449
What's wrong with you? They're albums we as a userbase identify with. They're not being targeted at the specific 'lonely male' demographic. Does such a thing even exist? Learn basic marketing.
>>29022504
>Learn basic marketing.
not everybody is an evil psychopath anon
>6:30 in the morning
>getting ready for work
>can already feel the anxiety building
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY
JUST ONE HOUR OF PEACE PLEASE THATS ALL I ASK
>>29022270
Quit your job and suck 10 cocks a day for 10 dolla each
>>29022350
Already make more than that, senpai. 12 dollars an hour, 8-10, sometime 12, hours a day. That's a dozen or a bakers dozen cocks worth of work
Plus they say you should always keep you work and hobbies separated
>>29022483
That's a long shift. Hope it's only 4 days a week. And if it's causing you so much anxiety, it won't be helpful for your well being over a long period of time.
>Anon you should know by now that only your brother Chad gets to see mommy naked. Now get out you pervert!
>implying my mom would favor my younger brother over me when she loves us both the same
reminder that Jan Burton now fucks her own nephew
>>29022268
>anon you're going to be a brother/uncle to this baby
>your brother Chad will be the baby's brother/father
Oh hey wagie you fucking faggot. I keyed your car while you were asleep. Get fucked.
>>29022220
That'll show him who's boss.
>>29022220
>Oh hey wagie you fucking faggot. I keyed your car while you were asleep. Get fucked.
Wagie BTFO.
Key this, motherfucker
*unzips assault rifle*
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
*fills you and your entire family with lead*
you will never fucking make fun of me again... oh wait, you can't...
After 6 years of being a NEET, the depression is finally kicking in. How you guys holding up?
>>29022186
how can you be neet for so long without feeling any panic about getting older without having a job?
>>29022186
Find something, anything, to occupy yourself with. If you don't, it'll only get worse.
If you're a NEET I seriously suggest you get a night job. Even if it's stocking shelves at Walmart or Costco.
Night shift is great for breaking you out of your shell a little bit and it's not as severe as a normie job.
You'll meet some cool people along the way too. You'll go from weird to normal and after a few years you'll be like me and want to go to a day shift job to try it out.
why would anyone NOT want to be a woman? it just seems like so much more fun, having boobs and a big ass, and being able to wear pretty clothes and have long hair and paint your nails
>>29022173
Don't forget getting fucked like an animal by anybody you want~
unless youre an ugly woman with no ass and tits and a man face
Why not be a cat instead?
Would you kill someone if they asked you to?
Assuming the perfect scenario:
>They've been longing for this for most of their life.
>They're serious about ensuring you won't be connected to the crime what-so-ever.
>If you choose not to do it, then they will either try to find someone else or ultimately if they can't find someone they'll just kill themself instead.
>You don't know them and it won't be a loss of a friend/family if they were to die.
>>29022166
>Would you kill someone if they asked you to?
No, they can kill themselves themself
Hello FBI
yea i did this with my friend and got him to kill my twin brother and then my friend is in prison gg
Why would I risk jail time for another person's wishes?
>find steam profile of guy i used to be friends with irl when i was a teenager
>realize i could add him and erp with him and get him to send me nudes
weird feeling, we're both probably in our early twenties now
should i do it and ask for his nudes /r9k/?
i know some of his fetishes too
>>29022138
do it anonthen blackmail him and make him fuck you
>>29022251
i don't want to have sex with him he's weird, but i do kind of want to see his dick
Why aren't you on loperamide? This shit will turn you into chad for a day.
>>29022064
retard alert, ring ring ring. Enjoy fucked up bowels.
>>29022101
Been using it for 3 years, bowels are fine.
>>29022171
Wait for the long term effects to kick in. Unless you are taking it for an actual indication that you need it for obviously
So what is it really like to be an unfeminine tall girl? Do these girls wish they were shorter?
5'9 here
The only people who have said cruel things about my height are short girls
6'1
All in all its bretty enjoyable but it does get lonely up here
>>29022063
5'8
nobody has ever said anything about my height but i'm kinda jelly of one short girl (around 5,3) because this one time she got picked up by this really cute guy and i just kind of wanted to be in her place i guess
Who else can't sleep?
I've barely been able to fall asleep at all this past week and it's driving me crazy
When I do manage to fall asleep it's around 4-6 am and I end up sleeping till 1
>>29022053
Do some cardio during the day so you're tired and sore when night comes. Will make it much easier to fall asleep.
>>29022175
>Being this much of a tripfag
>>29022476
You browse /a/ and /fit/ a lot, huh? Do you think the constant stimuli is keeping you up later at night?
![Strangulation[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rwBU7El.jpg "Strangulation[1]")
