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I don't understand this. Someone please explain to me
>>29027218
Looks like three watches for sale online. The first one is a lot more expensive than the other 2, so it must be of a much higher quality.
>>29027218
>BLING Jewellery
What in the fuck
>>29027218
Dumb normies spend loads of money on stupid shit to impress other dumb normies.
Move along, nothing to see here.
>have 30 grand in the bank
>want to buy something
>literally nothing I want, even exspensive stuff like high end headphones or a motorcycle seems nice but not worth the cost
>could do gfe with some high class escort but too lazy + know it wouldn't be worth it
what do I buy that will fill this hole
inside of me.
Take a friend on a vacation or cruize
>>29027186
Buy an assortment of Yeezy fashion and watch yourself be admired by everyone who sees you in public
Send me a grand or two.
ITT painful normie advice
"it almost sounds like they're mocking me" edition
>"it's not about the size of the boat, it's about the motion of the ocean!! XD"
the normie says as he walks away with his 8x6 cock showing through his jeans
>>29027185
Unironically nice pepe.
>>29027185
a classic from the normie handbook
>>29027205
I was thinking the same thing it is a nice pepe
Robots, why don't you climb?
Climbing gets you fit, helps confidence and is an interesting topic when someone asks you what you do for fun. My oneitis even asked to come with me when we got talking about it.
It's hard work but I went from being a skellie fag to lean and muscular over the last couple of years. It also puts you in a position to practice talking to strangers as the culture is very accepting and helpful to beginners.
>>29027137
>climbing a literally two meters tall rock
for what purpose?
>>29027137
Because it's a hobby populated by literally the most unbearably smug douchebag normalslimes on the planet. I wanted to get into it but since I live in an area without any rock formations I could only climb at a gym, and the people who go to climbing gyms (I tried several) deserve death.
>>29027137
I was getting into climbing when I lived in Colorado, mostly bouldering. I wasn't very good because I was fat and had no upper body strength. I eventually stopped because I wasn't fit enough and not dedicated.
Now I am much more fit and I would get into it again, but I live in Texas and theres no climbing gyms around here.
Only a few more hours left until your two days of freedom, wagecuck. Tick tock.
Fuck off neet. I love my job
>freedom
hah, I have to finish diploma thesis in these two days
silly frogs, they never learn
How can you even like being a NEET? I've been home from uni for about a week now and I'm bored as fuck.
how do I find a hobby?
nothing sticks, i give up after 2 days on everything.
>>29027119
what have you tried? maybe we can give you some suggestions
>>29027119
i dont know if you can consider it a hobby, but i go walking thrice a week and recently started reading books.
currently reading "City of God" by St. Augustine
>>29027119
Volunteer to help build a school in Uganda
I'll stay for some time and answer your questions.
The guide is coming next.
http://www.calculator.net/calorie-calculator.html
As usual, count your calories, and eat accordingly, it's the only way to control the fat in your body, for more or for less.
>>29027112
Guide here. It answers most of what you may want to ask.
This is how to control your calories, roughly.
Is this pic you? Too big to upload here, sorry
http://i.imgur.com/YEgQjiM.jpg
I bought dumbbells and I'm afraid to go to the gym.. what exercizes can I do to train my entire body? should I do one specific group of muscles every day or should I do full body training?
Anyone in to sexy chicks? It's like every other robot like cute innocent adorable girls? They lack sexual energy and are more like dolls.
>>29027108
Reporting in. Sexy chicks > awkward shy underweight chicks any day of the week.
>>29027177
you were the one tolerable trip fag but you blew it kill itourself you stupid ninja turtle
>>29027177
What have you done Donatello
I need a qt trap girlfriend from r9k
>>29027098
Right here, baby.
Add onoxmode on Skype. ;)
>>29027098
>Not wanting a trap husband instead.
>>29027098
im going to shave this time really
i couldnt yesterday because normals kept getting in my way and i didnt even get to shower
Will having sex with prostitutes cure my social autism?
I am from Poland and most of call girls (high class prostitutes, escorts) here are college student girls age 18-21, they take ~50$ for an hour, (you can cum as much as you want).
>>29027095
>Will having sex with prostitutes cure my social autism?
No. You still won't be able to function properly in social situations. How would paying a prostitute to fuck you cure that in any way?
zdravim, slovenski brate
50?
kurvas are cheap there too I see
>>29027095
>Will having sex with prostitutes cure my social autism?
try it and find out
Why haven't you guys just made a tulpa GF yet?
>>29026989
>Why haven't you guys just made a tulpa GF yet?
Because """tulpamancy""" is a placebo and a waste of time
>>29027012
>le everuthing is bad not true and le waste
go yo bed ffs you autist
>>29027012
placebos still make you feel stuff
is there a group more robot/autistic friendly than autechre?
>>29026825
Hardly anyone here will know who they are. Should've provided a link.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfTAv8htci8
>>29026848
ah fuck you're right. my current favorite song atm is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egbUv_hmVcE
no since robots have really shit taste in music
also mfw all of elseq
>tfw shy beta
>tfw no thicc tan gf
why even live?
SHE AINT FAT BRUH
she just a little thick
>>29028109
High cholesterol is what she is ;)
>>29026780
fucking stop thirsting after fat bitches. Shit's foul.
>be me
>Fit rich self employed neckbeard
>be outside of holy basement
>Go to starbucks to meet a business partner
>He's going to be an hour and a half or so late
>Decide to wait on him
>Woman glaring at me from across the room who saw me pull up to the shop in my BMW i8
>Decides to walk over and talk to me
After a few rounds of uninspired responses to this obvious gold digging wore I show my powerlevel and say
"Why are you talking to me roastie."
>>29026732
How did she started the conversation
>>29027020
Started asking me about my watch and then she moved on to my pinky ring and then started asking what I did for a living
>>29026732
Roast her for being a gold digger in front of your partner, show him the nature of women
>parents make you answer the door
>parents make you pick up the phone
>parents never let you out of the house
>parents complain that you are shy and have no social skills.
>>29026727
answer the door pickup the phone
everybody we must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children
>parents don't approve of interspecies romance
>parents don't appreciate how hot rabbits are
