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Will I ever get to suck on some tits? It's my only goal in life.
You have to get a qt gf first. Or maybe pay a hooker, I don't think you can get aids out of sucking on nipples
Why is that so important to you?
>tfw you suddenly gently bite her nipple and she moans
feels good senpai
Aaah, the sweet joys of summer. How do you guys control yourselves? I mean, I knows it's hot outside, but why do girls wear such whorish shorts. I keep seing them everywhere and they get offended if one takes a look.
>How do you guys control yourselves?
Masturbation and by not going outside.
>>29022009
I masturbate a fuckton and my eyes still look everywhere when girls dress like that.
I seen a girl wear these yesterday and it was so bad you could start to see her ass cheeks hanging out.
I pointed at her and shouted she's wearing nothing then promptly left
Good morning, wagecuck.
Enjoy your long day at work.
Another day, another dollar.
I'm getting paid to shitpost on my phone at work, it's a good day
>>29021943
I think the last five episodes were pretty good, though muh madoka ruined it
>>29021943
Thisimage is whatever I had on my clipboard. I don't know if it's the correct one.
>tfw even a morbidly obese man making youtube videos can find a soulmate and the love of his life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMazTILsFvE
Why live
boogie is very likable though, so he's got pretty much everyone here beaten already no matter how fat he is.
isn't he cucked by a negro bull tho?
>>29021921
He's getting cucked into oblivion that's how.
Why does her past matter if she loves you?
I will gladly accept any woman that loves me
because she also "loved" the legions of men in her past.
women are incapable of loving
>>29021834
This is a tautology. 'The past is fine if it doesn't influence the future.'
The problem is that the past DOES influence the future, as in, women don't just magically mature.
>tfw you truly are superior to plebs
>>29021832
>watches Umaru
>superior to anything
>>29021832
>umaru poster
>not pleb
fucking meme hamster
>>29021832
>umaru
pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft
any /painbots/ here?
Without health insurance, I'm stuck in the long haul for this pain in my wrist. I can't even sleep it hurts so bad and I have work in a few hours.
Who here /constant pain/?
It really adds to the robot feel and makes me feel depressed even more.
I just wanted to be happy and pain free
OH IM PROUD TO BE IN FATCLAPISTAN
WHERE I KNOW I CAN BE FAT
AND I WON'T FORGOT THE MEN WHO FRY
WHO LET ME DO JUST THAT
AND I'LL TRY TO STAND UP NEXT TO YOU
AND EAT MORE FROM THE BUFFET
COS THERE AIN'T NO DOUBT I LOVE THIS LAND
GOD BLESS THE U S A
>>29021831
Get the fuck out of here you piece of shit
>>29021831
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literally the worst pain imaginable. it always strucks my right ankle and instep and holy shit, i can't even sleep when the pain kicks in.
lot of us eat shit food and are overweight. c'mon, i can't be only /gout/ here. how do you cope with the pain? how do you reduce the pain?
>>29021782
Cry somewhere else faggot, quit indulging yourself you fat fuck.
>fat
holy shit i'm gonna throw up
>>29021782
did you ever get diagnosed with it?
have you gotten blood tests to confirm?
/r9k/ I need help, I had an accident which resulted in completely loss of function in my lower body and in my left hand, I have to fucking press caps lock depending on the word when I want to capitalize a letter, my parents though it was a FUCKING BRILLIANT IDEA to have the doctors make me live instead of letting me die.
How can I most painlessly kill myself?
Random gif not related
Join the fucking club mate, seriously. Don't worry though, you get used to it pretty quickly. I've also figured out how to play games with one hand, if you need help with that.
>>29021727
how small is your hand that you can't shift with yor pinky/thumb and type? I thought everyone typed one handed like this
>>29021727
Talk shit on the internet to a former navy seal. I hear they go fucking postal and come to your house and kill you.
l FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU
YOU GUYS TOLD ME IF I ADDED GRILL ON SNAP CHAT AND SEND HER DICK PIC SHE'D BE ALL OVER ME.
GUESS FUCKING WHAT?
SHE DIDN'T RESPOND TO ME.IT'S BEEN 7 MOTHER FUCKING HOURS. SHE ALSO DELETED ME FROM FACEBOOK.
HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO GO TO WORK TOMORROW IF SHE'S THERE? NOW I'M GOING TO HAVE TO FIND A DIFFERENT FUCKING JOB, MOVE CITIES, CHANGE MY NAME. FUCK
The most absolute kek of my life is this is real
It only works with big dicks.
>>29021640
Kek, proof pls
HALP
My catfishing habbit is going out of control. I am literally using 7 facebook accounts from my phone. And recently I even started using voice altering software to sound like a girl when someone wants to talk. How do I stop? It is the only thing I get pleasure from these days. And VERY addictive.
Hilarious. Post some of your successes
>>29021648
They are just months long conversations that lead to nowhere.
>>29021667
Who cares? Find some good laughs and post.
Any people here who are legit /on the spectrum/ who think their lives would have been better if they never knew they were handicapped?
No. It made sense of fucking everything and gave me a word to describe the type of person I was and the type of people I had been seeking out as friends from day 1.
Only by being completely honest with yourself and your weaknesses can you truly hope to correct for them. You want to know as much as possible about yourself and why you behave the way you do.
No, the fall is harder
Source: me
>On day 3 of nofap
>Balls are literally aching
>Didn't even look at porn
Is this normal?
>>29021619
I don't know anon, is it?
>>29021647
wew lad
under the right angle and expression she could pull off a great trollface
Approaching two weeks. I feel nothing.
Maybe it's just the pains of your reproductive system readjusting itself to a healthy level.
>walk into the room
>see your mom getting pumped by Chads
what do?
>handcuffs
>crying
>doesn't look like a slot
Is this rape? I think this might be rape.
>>29021611
Kill them. I'll have an excuse because it looks like rape
>>29021646
But first take one of the Chads in his anus, that'll show them!
>have 4 girls on my tail
>am gay
I swear to Rhonda, if r9k doesn't stop posting beauty dictatorship men i'm gonna leave this shit for good.
Also
> Iktf
>>29021599
> Only girls are attracted to me
What does that mean? Am I twink faced or something?
>>29021599
Great, now kill yourself normalfaggot
