My friend literally slammed the door in the face of a guy with a micropenis last night after he dropped his pants for a blow job. I don't blame her... I would never suck a micropenis lmao. Altho maybe if he had a lot of money, idk
What's a micro penis? Like 6"?
>>29032056
get the fuck out of here right fucking now
I have already accepted the fact that I am doomed to be a literal cuckold because no girl will stay faithful to a 4 inch dick just like no man will stay loyal to a dead fish.
What do you hate most about women?
for me I hate that they have horrible taste in everything and make bad things popular by being rabid fans. Thanks to women, One Direction is like the number one band in the world, emo twinks with nothing to say are the top Youtube channels, and shows like "Glee" go on for 12 seasons
Those fucking hobbit feet
Disgusting
>>29032043
The only thing I dislike about them is the way they treat me and men like me. Their general dishonest and corrupt ways, and the disgust they show towards men who are not attractive.
I don't give a shit what music they listen to. Most men have bad taste too. Whether someone has good taste or not does not make them virtuous, but the way they treat others absolutely does. Although, I guess you could argue that their obsession with hot boy bands goes hand-in-hand with their vapid worldview.
That's one roastie in the making.
Some a few more pump 'n dumps from Chad to go.
How much porn does /r9k/ have downloaded?
Include externals and be honest.
0.
Why would anyone download porn if you can watch it online at any time?
>>29032064
Because
>streaming
It's unreliable since scenes can be taken down at any time, and most site UI's are bloated and cluttered to shit.
Do you also stream anime?
Only just over 2gb, I deleted 3tb the other day but I can't download the Shinkozaki Ai torrent off /s/ for some fucking reasoN!
Who bad nails here?
Well yeah but the only time it affects me is if I chew it down too low and hurt myself or if I'm trying to take pics of my dick and worry someone in the thread will talk about my nails and not my super impressive 5 inch penis.
dude it's a problem. i have to stop
>>29031993
>super impressive 5 inch penis.
lel
Any plasma donors here?
>tfw arms look like those of a heroin addict but my neet lifestyle makes it worth it
>>29031930
I was, but my constant high BPM made them permaban me.
I wonder what the profit margin is for the company.
how do they get just the plasma? Also why do they do it?
ITT: I explain the literal meaning of life, why we're here, how all of this is impossible, why everything seems shit for almost everyone here on this planet. I will explain why by all likelihood exactly zero of you are currently worth saving from a global cataclysm.
Constructive criticism/arguments only. Any hate will simply be ignored.
Please wait to ask a question if someone has already asked one. Fire away, robots.
Anyone? :^( This is for the best, robots.
Is my dog worth saving
>>29031875
We exists in God's mind.
What do you guys do about these little fuckers? I've been getting ramen noodles and eating them every day of the week and I swear to god I clean everything pretty thoroughly but somehow there manages to be a cloud of fruit flies over my sink yesterday. Where did they come from?!
>inb4 maggots in your seasoning
Seriously I can't think of anything else actually.
reminds me of making apple pipes in high school, I didn't want them to be found so I put them in a drawer, I ended up being fascinated by the fruit fly maggots crawling into them
>>29031854
They're coming from your sink pipes.
>>29032769
That's some pretty auts shit bro
McDonald's is delicious, and if you try to deny it you're just being a contrarian faggot.
Of course it is, but it's fucking awful for you
I agree but unfortunately I can't stand those spics touching my food
>>29031828
Why do normies hate McDonald's so much?
Would you date a girl that had piss bottles?
>used to know piss-fetish tumblr girl who peed in lots of bottles
>didn't care, liked her personality and interest in medicine
> hardly ever thought about this aspect of her
gatorade bottles are the only ones I ever managed to do it with and not need a towel afterward. Disposing of them is a hassle and its just kinda easier going to the bathroom
>>29031789
Absolutely. That'd almost be a plus because I'm sure it turns off other guys.
im about to buy pic related for 400$ to sleep in while wearing diapers
>that feel when no gf to put me in it
>>29031782
Kek.
What will you do if the house catches fire, or you go into cardiac arrest?
>>29031800
I keep the key on a string tied to one of the wrist cuffs
if I have a heart attack or something I would be dead either way
what if some guy tries to burgle your house, but upon seeing you rethinks the way he lives his life?
do you really want that on your conscience?
Why are all women such retarded whores? Legitimate question.
>>29031676
I think a lot of women just follow impulses without questioning their validity or considering the consequences.
Not out of spite. It just doesn't occur to them.
You can see this in action by watching a woman drive a car. They don't really plan, they just react.
>>29031872
Another thing I realized about a lot of women is that they don't speak up, almost every single one of them is passive aggressive.
They rather be disappointed and sad than speak up or speak out. Lazy cunts.
>>29031676
> Boys in the abstract
>join society anxiety forum
>virtually all of the females have boyfriends
>most of the males have no gf
>if you point out any facts relating to this you are privately reprimanded by a mod and threatened with a ban
Things are never going to get better so long has normals have this hush order on just how much we suffer compared to them, huh
>>29031670
I've noticed that every female that claims they have anxiety don't.
Anxiety isn't, "hope I don't get slut shamed today", or "I'm on the sack and everything is so terrible", or "god I'm so fat". Anxiety's that deep rooted feeling in the bottom of your stomach you feel every time you breathe. The feeling you get when you think about your abusive childhood, terrible social life throughout school, and the only people you have to turn to is a psychiatrist...
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>join anxiety forum
>filled with normies looking to hook-up and cyber
>they basically bully me for pointing this out, while still acting like they're victims
>get banned
Normies can't let us have anything, not even our illnesses.
>>29031670
>if you point out any facts relating to this you are privately reprimanded by a mod and threatened with a ban
It's a support forum for people with SA, you retard. Of course you can't just join the forum and start trying to make people feel bad for having a vagina. Holy fuck you self centered autist. If you think social anxiety is caused by not having a girlfriend, you dont have actual social anxiety. Youre just a retard.
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THE BUS IS KILL
>>29031656
THEY KILLED EVERY SINGLE BUS THREAD
What's this supposed to be? A normie bus invasion?
>>29031656
This is it Iads.
>this will never be real
>you will never experience your life in a futuristic city
I know that fucking feel
Too bad everyone posts the cyberpunk meme when we're literally living in it without the "punk".
>>29031637
Why not enjoy the dystopia we're living in now?
>>29031637
>a city with no trees
oh hell nah
>tfw accepted into a STEM faculty at uni
>tfw nobody to share it with but an image board online
Congrats, anon. What field?
You should feel good about it. Makes friends there.
>>29031612
omedeto opieee-kun