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Seriously, I can't comprehend how Lebron James could have That Plain of a family
>>29037233
He still bangs models on the side
>>29037233
He loves her. That counts for a lot. Can make a 6 into a 9.
This guy has bad taste in everything
>it's a hot summer day
>go for a refreshing swim at the pool
>see this
what do?
What is there to do? Just go to a different area of the pool and go about my day.
>go to the pool
wait, why would I do that?
>>29037216
Step 2 Op, just because there's a pair of tits with a woman attached by the pool doesn't mean your goal has changed.
I'm currently at an event called "Gay Prom" organized by a progressive church.
Why do we hate tumblr again?
Everyone here's so nice and accepting, the only hard part is remembering everyone's pronouns (I get away pretty well with just calling everyone by their first names)
I have to agree with you.
I got into a show with a very SJW-tier fandom and expected it to suck but instead of everyone being a shrieking harpy they were actually really cool and nice people.
Certainly better company than the 'LOL TRIGGERED HAHAHA LE KEKS RITE GUYS?' crowd.
>>29037213
>church
>gay prom
This is no church. It's a trap anon!
Just wait until you slip up and say a single non PC thing
Does putting stuff in your butt make you gay so long as it's not an actual penis?
Also, has anyone here ever had a prostate orgasm? Is it just a meme or does it really feel as great as faggots claim?
>>29037128
>Does putting stuff in your butt make you gay
Does this really need to be asked?
>>29037128
my goodness, that seems like a top notch orgasm.
>>29037352
I think so too, I really want to try it. Tbqh it looks way more pleasurable than a vagina but I don't find men attractive at all.
Is anyone else here friendless? I guess I'm comfortable, but all I do is feel sad and sleep. I don't read anymore, I don't watch anything, I don't study, I don't work. I just waste time. It doesn't really bother me. Sure I'd like to have a better life, but I can't complain with what I have. It's okay.
I gave up on life
Yes. I haven't had any for years. But I've never had a real friend. As in someone you could really trust.
>>29037100
Sure, I opted out of having friends years ago. It gives you perspective on life, on what matters.
Would I exchange my loneliness for a bunch of mediocre people I could call what today passes off as "friends"? No. That doesn't make me any less lonely though.
>>29037572
What matters?
>tfw greenshirtbanger fucked me hard in my mouth with his dick ;^)
>>29037086
What is this meme? Why should any of us care? Is this some tripfag bullshit. Someone had sex and is now bragging or something. Congrats I guess.
how dis place has changed
makes me proud in a way
indeed....indeed...everyone deserves the confidence. ..damn ;^)
I feel lonely. It's how I feel all the time. I wish I could spend weekend nights with friends, drinking in our apartments, enjoying each others' company. Or walking around the town. This time of year often makes me feel worse, because it's when the town truly starts to feel alive in the evenings and everyone is out and about, having fun and having conversation.
And I just keep sitting here all alone. I'm not numb, I still feel sad, I don't think I'll ever feel numb. I'm tired of feeling so lonely all the time.
>>29037026
Anon, based on your words you seem a lot less negative and bitter than most robots, even if you feel lonely...I hope you find some true friends soon.
>>29037026
Anon, read White Nights from Dostoyevsky. It'll make you feel better.
>>29037026
Why do you still feel sad
How can a manlet spic like me compete with a 6'5 white chad alpha male?
By beheading them.
>>29036998
A white American Trump supporter wrote this to assassinate the character of my proud nation.
I don't know where you live that 6'5 whites are common enough they pose any sort of 'competition'.
I'm a spic and I'm as tall or taller than over half of the whites and blacks (and asians, though that kinda goes without saying) where I live.
Why are you sad right now?
>>29036915
no one loves me and all my friends have gfs
That's the problem, I don't know.
>>29036915
Everyday is sad.
>See happy couples.
>I could be that woman's partner.
>Women just ignore me even if I try initiating a conversation.
>Wear nice perfume.
>Not fat, just a manlet.
>Everyone is doing better than you.
>No matter what you try it doesn't work.
Is this what the future holds for white robots?
Why don't you betas just give in.
>>29036879
I'm too big and manly to be a sissy tranny slut.I would honestly be one if a rich robot wanted to take care of me though.
>>29036898
That sucks. I guess this is the one advantage of being a low test manlet, you can always become a trap.
>>29036879
Because I'm not girly enough to pull off the andro look like he does. Now fuck off back to your containment board with your shitty bait threads. Nobody thinks it's funny. It never was.
im greenshirt
update for me is gf
i am going to post nudes in this thread
her pussy tastes like sweetcorn and has a musky scent
i hope some niggas be appreciate this,
where all the trips at these days
qt as fuck makeuop
Is Koksal Baba an autist?
I don't know, probably
Could you live a day in his shoes?
He's fucking creepy that's for sure
His size is so ridiculous. He's just like, scaled down instead of a midget. Does anybody know how tall he is?
I think a girl I've been hanging out with from class is about to say she wants to date me.
BUT I'M FUCKING GAY AND I JUST WANTED TO HANG. WTF DO I DO?
God hates fags, this is him giving you your one shot at redemption. Date and fuck the girl and you'll get into Heaven
>>29036810
You say
>I'm literally gay
and suck a dick right there to prove it.
if ur gay, why is this such a problem?
Fourth day on NoFap and already starting to feel some superpowers:
>spontaneity
>willing to engage people without feeling awkward/inadequate
>less emotionality
>some degree of good agresiveness
How about you, faggots? When will you start the glorious journey of masculine power?
>inb4 placebo
Lol keep protecting your precious fantasy-universe where fapping doesnt do any damage. You will become legit cucks/agenders.
>be at kfc
>stupid worker gives me something else other than what I asked for
>raise my voice at her so she gets the shit done
And that is also placebo? If I was not on nofap, I would just have excused myself and ask a bit louder, than look at myself in the mirror with regret.
>And that is also placebo?
Yeah.
Weak cunt let's see you make it to day 12 like me!
I'm doing handstands motherfucker I only want to fight gorillas and kill cops.
In most cases masturbating less is a very good idea for most of us.
Why are you posting these threads to ridicule noFap and NoPorn? Those are generally very healthy things for this community in particular...
>Open room door
>See this
>What do?
>>29036775
start humping the bed?
>>29036775
Compare pinors
>>29036775
I saw something like this before in person.
So I guess I'd do the same, sit around 10 feet away board and daydream about being a super powerful edge lord, then 30 minutes later go outside because its too stuffy and toke.
Later that night, cry into my pillow wondering where everything went to wrong.
